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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 145703 Gender:	Senile Old Man Found Wandering Around on WH Roof Aug 6^th, 2025 at 9:11am
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ProudKangaroo Gold Member Online The Sandstorm is coming 🎵Doo doo doo doo🎵 Posts: 20837 Meeanjin (Brisbane)	Re: Senile Old Man Found Wandering Around on WH Roof Reply #1 - Aug 6^th, 2025 at 9:14am Diddler on the Roof
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 145703 Gender:	Re: Senile Old Man Found Wandering Around on WH Roof Reply #2 - Aug 6^th, 2025 at 10:16am They're still trying to talk him down.
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 145703 Gender:	Re: Senile Old Man Found Wandering Around on WH Roof Reply #3 - Aug 6^th, 2025 at 10:26am They have a team waiting on the ground.
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Reply #4 - Aug 6^th, 2025 at 10:50am

Secret Service In Awe As Trump Walks On Moderately Sloped Roof

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Members of the United States Secret Service were reportedly awestruck today, as they witnessed President Donald Trump performing the seemingly impossible feat of walking casually on a moderately sloped roof.

Trump took an impromptu stroll on the White House roof on Tuesday, blowing the minds of veteran Secret Service agents who had previously thought that no human being could ever be capable of surviving such a brazenly dangerous thing.

"How? How is that even possible?!" one Secret Service agent was heard gasping. "I've heard stories about how President Trump can do things no other mortal man can do, but I don't know if I really believed it… until now. He just… walked. On a moderately sloped roof. Just like it was nothing. We couldn't believe our eyes."

The president's rooftop walk was just the latest in a growing list of seemingly superhuman feats accomplished during his time in office. "He's not just a man," another agent said, still trying to regain his composure after what he witnessed. "Have you seen the slope of the White House roof? It's moderate. And here's the leader of the free world, just waltzing along like it's no big deal. They spent an entire week warning us about these types of roofs during our training. They're intraversable. But after today, I think this guy really can do anything."

At publishing time, the Secret Service had requested that Trump make a special appearance at the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center to teach incoming recruits the secret to his amazing feat.

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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 112727 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Senile Old Man Found Wandering Around on WH Roof Reply #5 - Aug 6^th, 2025 at 11:11am Greggy, get help for your TDS - for Christ's sake.
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Armchair_Politician Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 27458 Gender:	Re: Senile Old Man Found Wandering Around on WH Roof Reply #6 - Aug 6^th, 2025 at 11:34am Looks like someone forgot to give Twumpy his meds this morning!
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Marla Gold Member Offline Run for me, MAGA bunny. Posts: 14323 Colorado Gender:	Re: Senile Old Man Found Wandering Around on WH Roof Reply #7 - Aug 6^th, 2025 at 11:46am Naw, I think he's lashing out because Ivanka refuses to change his diaper anymore.
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Reply #8 - Aug 6^th, 2025 at 11:53am

Armchair_Politician wrote on Aug 6^th, 2025 at 11:34am:

Looks like someone forgot to give Twumpy his meds this morning!

That could very well be the case.

Or, "If I go up onto the White House roof and walk around like a demented escapee from a nursing home, will take take attention away from the Epstein files in the media cycle?"

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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 77732 Gender:	Re: Senile Old Man Found Wandering Around on WH Roof Reply #9 - Aug 6^th, 2025 at 11:55am A missed opportunity
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Reply #10 - Aug 6^th, 2025 at 12:23pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Aug 6^th, 2025 at 11:53am:

Armchair_Politician wrote on Aug 6^th, 2025 at 11:34am:

Looks like someone forgot to give Twumpy his meds this morning!

That could very well be the case.

Or, "If I go up onto the White House roof and walk around like a demented escapee from a nursing home, will take take attention away from the Epstein files in the media cycle?"

He's desperate enough to do that, no doubt about it!

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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 145703 Gender:	Re: Senile Old Man Found Wandering Around on WH Roof Reply #11 - Aug 6^th, 2025 at 2:26pm
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lee Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 19257 Gender:	Re: Senile Old Man Found Wandering Around on WH Roof Reply #12 - Aug 6^th, 2025 at 2:29pm Senile Joe got lost again. Nope. Trump walking on a mildly sloping roof, Agents in awe. Definitely not Joe.
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Carl D Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 10192 Rivervale, Perth Gender:	Re: Senile Old Man Found Wandering Around on WH Roof Reply #13 - Aug 6^th, 2025 at 3:20pm lol.. https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/trump-on-the-white-house-roof The two comments on the right.
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 145703 Gender:	Re: Senile Old Man Found Wandering Around on WH Roof Reply #14 - Aug 6^th, 2025 at 3:24pm Carl D wrote on Aug 6^th, 2025 at 3:20pm: lol.. https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/trump-on-the-white-house-roof The two comments on the right. Oh, wouldn't Melania be so happy (and Ivanka, of course)?
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