greggerypeccary wrote on Aug 1^st, 2025 at 10:29am:

That was her first run.
2024 was the second.



There might not be a third, after all.





SACRAMENTO — Former Vice President Kamala Harris officially announced today that she would be stepping away from politics in order to spend more quality time with vodka.

Harris stated that in the wake of her defeat in the 2024 election, she spent time evaluating what her priorities were at this stage in life and discovered that it was vodka.

"I'm looking forward to finally being at home with vodka," said Harris. "See vodka, it's like a drink. It comes in a bottle, and you pour it into a glass, and then you drink it. Sometimes people say, 'Stop! That's too much vodka.' Haha! Then, you wake up. And that's basically vodka."

According to former aides, Harris tried to spend as much time with vodka as possible during her time in national politics, but work too often got in the way. "It's been hard on her, spending so many nights away from vodka," said longtime aide Ashley Morton. "You could tell she just no longer had the hunger for politics... just the thirst for vodka. I'm happy for her."

greggerypeccary wrote on Aug 1^st, 2025 at 10:55am:


Correct.

I expect after being proven wrong, he'll be back with personal attacks...

ProudKangaroo wrote on Aug 1^st, 2025 at 11:15am:


Frank wrote on Aug 4^th, 2025 at 6:15pm:

ProudKangaroo wrote on Aug 1^st, 2025 at 11:15am:


You nailed it!

Two unsuccessful runs for prez, one abysmal vice presidency- there had to be zero bok in it.





Former Vice President Kamala Harris has written a new book about her brief presidential campaign called 107 Days, and The Babylon Bee has obtained an advance copy.

The book won't be released until next month, but here are some of the most fascinating quotes:

1. "A prologue is like an introduction. So, here's my introduction. And this is my book. A book written by me. I am me. The writer of the book."

2. "My publisher said this book should be 100,000 words, which is very, very, very, very [...] very, very, very many words."

3. "This is a chapter. And in this chapter, there will be several pages. Each page contains many words. And the words are the meaning of the chapter."

4. "I was accused of covering up Joe Biden's severe dementia. This is false. During his entire term, he always seemed just as sharp and intelligent as I was."

5. "Of all the great political minds throughout history, the genius whose philosophy I admire most has to be Megan Thee Stallion."

6. "A Moscow Mule is three parts ginger beer, one part lime juice, and the rest is vodka. If you don't taste the vodka, you're doing it wrong."

7. "That was the day that I found out I've been pronouncing my first name wrong this whole time."

8. "It is my fervent hope and wish that my story can prove an inspiration for young black girls across this country whose dream it is to attain wealth, fame, and status through no achievement of their own. It can be done, girls!"

9. "Am I right? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

10. "So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past. I wrote this."



Sad Teapot musta been the ghost writer. Quotes 1-4 are dead give-aways. No. 2 especially. And 9. Tsk, tsk