Ee-gad, Greggery, it's BREAKING...
Strap yourselves in, leftards, the tiff's back on. With DL giving tax cuts to billionaires and starting a new endless war, DOGE's days are done.
The US is going to get a huge new debt, bigger than anything GW Bush left behind. The Fed will need to print money like never before.
Americans will lose their AAA credit rating, they'll go into recession, they'll lose so much they'll grow tired. How do we know?
Elon
said.But that's okay. If the big, beautiful bill goes through, Elon's gonna start the
America Party.
I know, I know, what a ridiculous name, but you've gotta have a dream, right? It would be bigger and more beautiful than the big fella's butthurt billionaire's bill, believe me, but do you know?
Nobody gets more butthurt than Elon. He could easily primary the GOP out of power, right in the states that count. Apart from the money, he's got X. A few tweaks in the algorithm and he can rip MAGA apart.
We're not talking Clive Palmer here. DL's former voters are leaving in their droves. It's like watching the crowds empty out of a Trump rally right after the big fella's taken the mic.
Look, Elon's got the attention span of a goldfish. He'll come to in the morning. Once the Special K's worn off, he'll realize what he's done.
Could he take the GOP out of the swing states?
Sure. Will he?
No. The thing is, Elon's right. While all the suckhole pundits come out to croon for their DL, they'll secretly be siding with Elon. After all, they
know how it feels to be farmed.
You?