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Women - I am amazed by them
May 18^th, 2025 at 12:54am

"All the eggs a woman will ever carry form in her ovaries while she is a four-month-old fetus in the womb of her mother.
This means our cellular life as an egg begins in the womb of our grandmother.
Each of us spent five months in our grandmother's womb, and she in turn formed in the womb of her grandmother.
We vibrate to the rhythm of our mother's blood before she herself is born, and this pulse is the thread of blood that runs all the way back through the grandmothers to the first mother."
~ Layne Redmond

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Reply #1 - May 19^th, 2025 at 9:33am

WORLD — Leading theologians have uncovered new evidence that when Noah's ark hit Mount Ararat, his wife was likely steering.

Naamah, daughter of Lamech, is traditionally considered to be Noah's wife, and all historical evidence seems to indicate that she was to blame for the famed vessel violently crashing into the tip of a mountain.

"After studying several extra-biblical ancient texts and consulting Jewish historians, it now seems Noah's stop on the top of Mount Ararat was completely unplanned, and totally his wife's fault," said biblical scholar Dr. Benjamin Abelman. "Every ancient source we currently possess now points to this as being the case."

"Also, she was a woman, so, you know, what more evidence do you need?"

Several newly uncovered sources say Noah's wife had offered to steer the ark for a while so Noah could catch some sleep, but she soon got distracted with her makeup and forgot what all the knobs and levers did. "Any woman in her position probably would have done the same thing," said Abelman. "He-he. Typical, am I right?"

At publishing time, several conflicting records indicated Noah's wife may have landed the ark on the mountain intentionally, as there was a leak in the hull that Noah had been promising to fix for 3 weeks and he still hadn't gotten around to it.

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Frank Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 51444 Gender:	Re: Women - I am amazed by them Reply #2 - May 20^th, 2025 at 9:17am The faces of the "feminists" is priceless! May 13, Brigitte Bardot, 91: - Feminism isn't my thing, I like men. - But you can love men and be a feminist... - No. https://x.com/ProfMJCleveland/status/1922482836189159681
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 52751 Gender:	Re: Women - I am amazed by them Reply #3 - May 20^th, 2025 at 7:40pm When a man's body seeds the body of a woman. Few are the men who allow the woman's mind to seed the mind of a man.
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Frank Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 51444 Gender:	Re: Women - I am amazed by them Reply #4 - May 21^st, 2025 at 10:58am Sprintcyclist wrote on May 18^th, 2025 at 12:54am: We vibrate to the rhythm of our mother's blood before she herself is born, and this pulse is the thread of blood that runs all the way back through the grandmothers to the first mother." ~ Layne Redmond I'll say!!! https://x.com/andr67272991/status/1924637783198417194
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 39225 Gender:	Re: Women - I am amazed by them Reply #5 - Jul 3^rd, 2025 at 10:29am One big difference between a man and a woman is that if a woman says, "Smell this," it usually smells nice.
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Frank Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 51444 Gender:	Re: Women - I am amazed by them Reply #6 - Jul 3^rd, 2025 at 11:13am Soooooo rude!
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Reply #7 - Jul 3^rd, 2025 at 11:38am

Sprintcyclist wrote on May 18^th, 2025 at 12:54am:

"All the eggs a woman will ever carry form in her ovaries while she is a four-month-old fetus in the womb of her mother.
This means our cellular life as an egg begins in the womb of our grandmother.
Each of us spent five months in our grandmother's womb, and she in turn formed in the womb of her grandmother.
We vibrate to the rhythm of our mother's blood before she herself is born, and this pulse is the thread of blood that runs all the way back through the grandmothers to the first mother."
~ Layne Redmond

That also means that every poison a woman consumes over her reproductive life has
a chance to cause damage to the DNA of the eggs in her ovaries.
That also includes damage from bacteria or viruses.
Men however, produce fresh sperm every day.

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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 52751 Gender:	Re: Women - I am amazed by them Reply #8 - Jul 3^rd, 2025 at 1:51pm Just think Sprinty. Millions of darky Sperms are penetrating into the White Australian egg from India, East Asia, Africa and the Middle-East - more than from White countries.
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Daves2017 Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2126 Gender:	Re: Women - I am amazed by them Reply #9 - Jul 4^th, 2025 at 12:13am All I needed to know about life my mother taught me. Be nice to others and gentle to animals and always wash your hands before eating and your feet before bed.
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Reply #10 - Jul 7^th, 2025 at 10:22am

Thyroid Sick Of Getting Blamed For All Of Woman's Character Flaws

FRITCH, TX — Local woman Denise Stanton's thyroid gland has gotten increasingly fed up with getting blamed for all of her shortcomings.

Stanton has often accused her thyroid of being responsible for everything from being irritable toward her husband to shoveling three donuts in her mouth at once.

"I've had it," said the thyroid gland in a statement. "I'm done taking the fall for your mood swings, Denise. I didn't make you eat that whole bag of Doritos. I didn't make you yell at the UPS guy about his package-stacking technique. Take some responsibility for yourself, Denise!"

The thyroid had kept quiet for years, silently fuming as Stanton attributed every poor decision she made to her tiny gland. "She had three glasses of wine and tried to say I was causing her brain fog," sighed the thyroid. "Even when she said I made her stay up all night bingeing Gilmore Girls and downing Ho-Hos, I kept my mouth shut. Not any more, Denise."

At publishing time, Stanton had told her friends her thyroid must be acting up again as she had impulsively spent $5,000 on a new dress.

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