While in the fine food shop, bought three pieces spare ribs.

Will cut the front—the bit with bones—off and give them to Socks tomorrow. Socks knows what to do with these: crunch crunch gulp—down the hatch!

No mushrooms left (was there pretty late) so what now?

Got some red kidney beans soaking, have some onion, garlick, some nice passata, see if there is a chili somewhere—pork with beans >FART!<

Will rinse the beans before cooking them tomorrow, should reduce the fart fuel component. Wear 2 undies tomorrow?

What would you prepare for a female guest if she accepted an invitation to your home for dinner Mr Monk?

Jovial Monk wrote on May 9^th, 2025 at 6:22pm:


Are you sure you want to know who I am Monk?

You should brace yourself,  when sometimes not knowing is better.



Let's put it this way, I'm not who you think.

How about I give you a clue. It's only fair, it's been years afterall.

I'm bored with those wordles, I actually found them too simple, too one dimensional,  I do live cryptic crosswords however. 

Anshony_Albaneshy wrote on May 10^th, 2025 at 10:06am: