Marcia Langton - a 'professor' of some kind of identifying Aboriginal artefacts from some pokey little college in Mau Mau Country, way out on some dusty peninsula way up north there and of which nobody has ever heard - is an 'academic'?
Over-rated, over-indulged, over-stated, overpaid and over here... what a laugh.
Aboriginal Participation in simple class award professor.
Let's make Brian a Professor of identifying times to tsk, tsk.... step forward, Professor Brian!! We don't always agree with your work and its essential simplicity, but we do see and value its input!!
Professor John Smith - for his long and arduous work in identifying occasions to use lambast and hyperbole instead of reason... Professor Smith has opened up new frontiers of human knowledge....
Professor mothra - for adding to human knowledge by identifying opportunities to sail in with ad homs and an utter lack of supporting evidence for views, thus creating a new form of discussion..
Professor Phil from Perth - for developing the art of name-calling and personal insult to the highest degree of uncivilised behaviour, while retaining and extending the properties and merits of both Professor Smith and Professor mothra...
Professor Sad Kanga - for relentless dedication to personal put-down and ascension to the lofty heights of moral and intellectual superiority in his own lunch-time....
Professor dividie - in acknowledgement of his uncanny ability to turn around and around like a dog chasing its tail, building an edifice of his Reason piece by piece into a house of cards that has withstood all attempts to reduce it to reason...
Step forward - all you New Professors... Freediver's new OzPol University welcomes you all ...
Oh - and Professor Grappler for his dedicated work in developing being a bastard born and bred to the lofty heights of total superiority over all contenders... ya coulda bin a contender, but nothin' more, chumps..... the Old Master has you by the hearts, minds and balls..