Someone posted on Farcebook a picture of St Jacinta of The Outback - and asked if you would vote for her for PM.
Good old racist/misogynist me said YES - absolutely.
Some of you mob of morons need a Cranial/Anus Inversive Restorative Resection and topical treatment for Optical Rectalitis - that dire condition in which you look at the world through your arse and see nothing but sh
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tty things. ... then there is the accompanying co-morbid condition - Realitus Inverticus - a form of vertigo of the mind that obscures and obstructs the mental acuity of the patient and creates blindness to the realities of life alongside an inability to differentiate between ballscat and truth- often associated with uncontrollable Diarrhoetic Politicalspeak.
These conditions can be exacerbated by the over-use of bleach to the seeing and hearing organs, which may result in permanent and irreparable harm to the mind within. Unconfirmed reports that anal bleaching clears the eyesight of some sufferers have been discounted, following rigorous testing using increasing doses of bleach, by the Royal Australian and NZ College of Realists and Social Restorative Surgeons.
At a certain level of bleach infusion, the subjects invariably said that no result was forthcoming and their outlook remained full of sh
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t.
** it is to be noted that some subjects in the test developed a new form of hip-hop dancing.