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Karnal wrote on Mar 27 th, 2025 at 8:42pm: greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 27 th, 2025 at 5:14pm: Karnal wrote on Mar 27 th, 2025 at 4:54pm: Frank wrote on Mar 27 th, 2025 at 12:08pm: Donald Trump Found Guilty Of Being Donald Trump The verdict was handed down today in a New York courtroom, with jurors unanimously agreeing that the evidence presented by the prosecution overwhelmingly proved that the defendant was indeed guilty of being Donald Trump. "It was an open and shut case," said prosecutor Joshua Steinglass. "There wasn't any way he could sit there being Donald Trump and just get away with it. We were given strict orders to hold him accountable for being Donald Trump, and that's what we've done. Justice has been carried out and he will now face the penalty for being Donald Trump, as he should." Public reaction, as expected, was heavily mixed, with law enforcement on hand to prevent any riots or unrest outside the courthouse. "This is the greatest moment of my life," said Academy Award-winning actor Robert DeNiro. "We got ‘em. We finally got ‘em. Being Donald Trump shouldn't ever be allowed. Not in America." Oh, is that all? That's a relief, no? We'll ignore the 34 felonies, the insurrection, the conspiracy, the fake electors and the 12,000 nuclear secrets stashed in Melania's panty drawers, shall we? Not satire. And the rape? Sorry, I forgot the civil cases. The rape, the bank fraud, the charity fraud, and on and on. The multiple depositions, including Ivana's own rape claim, do you recall? The hair. Oh yes. His own wife accused him of an extremely violent act of rape. "Trump was furious that a “scalp reduction” operation he’d undergone to eliminate a bald spot had been unexpectedly painful. Ivana had recommended the plastic surgeon. In retaliation, ... Trump yanked out a handful of his wife’s hair, and then forced himself on her sexually. Afterward, ... she spent the night locked in a bedroom, crying; in the morning, Trump asked her, “with menacing casualness, ‘Does it hurt?’ ” Unfortunately, Ivana mysteriously fell down a flight of stairs, died, and was quickly buried on one of her ex-husband's third-rate golf courses where state laws say the body can never been exhumed in order to determine the exact cause of death. Just a coincidence, I'm sure.
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