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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 112459 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Victoria - ban on machetes Reply #120 - May 20^th, 2025 at 6:43pm aquascoot wrote on May 20^th, 2025 at 5:34pm: Bobby, it's even on the flag of angola Wonderful - it's called cultural enrichment.
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Re: Victoria - ban on machetes
Reply #121 - May 20^th, 2025 at 7:08pm

aquascoot wrote on May 20^th, 2025 at 6:08am:

Another machete car jacking last night.

Bobby , I have a business proposal for you.

A chain mail suit of armour to be worn around the apex gang.

Sell them online , they'll go like hot cakes

That's a good idea Aqua. No law about wearing chain mail to the petrol station.
But it's more fun pulling out a bigger longsword and telling the Sudanese to pay for the petrol. Lol

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Re: Victoria - ban on machetes
Reply #122 - May 20^th, 2025 at 7:18pm

Jasin wrote on May 20^th, 2025 at 7:08pm:

aquascoot wrote on May 20^th, 2025 at 6:08am:

Another machete car jacking last night.

Bobby , I have a business proposal for you.

A chain mail suit of armour to be worn around the apex gang.

Sell them online , they'll go like hot cakes

That's a good idea Aqua. No law about wearing chain mail to the petrol station.
But it's more fun pulling out a bigger longsword and telling the Sudanese to pay for the petrol. Lol

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Gnads Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 31823 Gender:	Re: Victoria - ban on machetes Reply #123 - May 22^nd, 2025 at 1:48pm freediver wrote on Mar 12^th, 2025 at 4:20pm: This is ridiculous. Machetes are a very convenient gardening and hiking tool. Yes ... was about to say the same. Next it will be the good old cane knife used for the same purposes.
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Gnads Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 31823 Gender:	Re: Victoria - ban on machetes Reply #124 - May 22^nd, 2025 at 1:54pm Captain Nemo wrote on Mar 18^th, 2025 at 2:10pm: Heard someone suggest using Wasp Spray. Since capsicum / mace spray isn't legal here. https://www.bunnings.com.au/pestxpert-400g-wasp-jet-long-reach-spray_p3010422?sr... Yet the coppers use it.
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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 112459 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Victoria - ban on machetes Reply #125 - Jul 17^th, 2025 at 7:40pm Forget about machetes - now - a halfwit has been arrested with a high powered bow and arrow, in Hampton - Melbourne:
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 53070 Gender:	Re: Victoria - ban on machetes Reply #126 - Jul 17^th, 2025 at 10:38pm Well at least he didn't use a spade or they'll ban them too.
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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 112459 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Victoria - ban on machetes Reply #127 - Jul 18^th, 2025 at 6:34am Jasin wrote on Jul 17^th, 2025 at 10:38pm: Well at least he didn't use a spade or they'll ban them too. LOL. He was just some nutcase with a bow and arrow. It looks like he's getting a psychiatric evaluation.
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 53070 Gender:	Re: Victoria - ban on machetes Reply #128 - Jul 18^th, 2025 at 6:58am More drugs have come into Australia since the ALP got in. China, Mexico and Columbia are screwing people's lives up here. They are succeeding.
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Re: Victoria - ban on machetes
Reply #129 - Jul 18^th, 2025 at 7:05am

Jasin wrote on Jul 18^th, 2025 at 6:58am:

More drugs have come into Australia since the ALP got in. China, Mexico and Columbia are screwing people's lives up here. They are succeeding.

China has a plan for its enemies -
destroy the countries from within using designer drugs - Fentanyl etc.

250,000 deaths in the USA per annum from Fentanyl alone -
many more drugs are on their way if not already there.
Nearly every street drug is laced with poison from China.
People have even smoked a joint and died from Fentanyl.

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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 53070 Gender:	Re: Victoria - ban on machetes Reply #130 - Jul 18^th, 2025 at 7:17am China even sends people into countries to unleash parasites and diseases to sabotage crops and produce. They've been caught doing so.
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Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88298 Always was always will be HOME Gender:	Re: Victoria - ban on machetes Reply #131 - Jul 18^th, 2025 at 8:51pm They should put a ban on MacPoliticians instead - **a Mac Politician is one 'elected' via preferences and not by primary vote, and who most likely has no real meat inside a fluffy and false exterior.
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Reply #132 - Jul 23^rd, 2025 at 8:41pm

I believe if you are a first generation Australian one convicted offence you are out and back where you came from.
Second year, you go back as well
Third year you’re out as well any blood relatives.

Just deport them. No one else is going give them free airfares and accommodation plus living expenses and free healthcare and education.

I believe
You can’t move here and break the laws.

Australia is so weak I can almost feel empathy for the Melbourne Africans.

If you are weak strong people will always just walk all over you Embarrassed

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Reply #133 - Aug 3^rd, 2025 at 12:09pm

Daves2017 wrote on Jul 23^rd, 2025 at 8:41pm:

I believe if you are a first generation Australian one convicted offence you are out and back where you came from.
Second year, you go back as well
Third year you’re out as well any blood relatives.

Just deport them. No one else is going give them free airfares and accommodation plus living expenses and free healthcare and education.

I believe
You can’t move here and break the laws.

Australia is so weak I can almost feel empathy for the Melbourne Africans.

If you are weak strong people will always just walk all over you Embarrassed

How can deporting Australian born citizens work?

Obviously they can’t be deported to the land of their birth.

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Self defence is a right.

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Re: Victoria - ban on machetes
Reply #134 - Aug 4^th, 2025 at 12:25pm

Sophia wrote on Mar 18^th, 2025 at 2:23pm:

John Smith wrote on Mar 18^th, 2025 at 2:11pm:

Sophia wrote on Mar 18^th, 2025 at 2:08pm:

John Smith wrote on Mar 18^th, 2025 at 1:59pm:

Sophia wrote on Mar 18^th, 2025 at 12:37pm:

now I have to hand in my butcher knives?

no need to get hysterical Cheesy

when was the last time you used a machete?

Well, you know since watching it all unfold on the news all these machete attacks…. I may never have used a machete, but it has been crossing my mind at times if I needed one for defence.
I can always the the whipper snipper going I suppose

zoom zoooooom

Didn't your mother teach you anything? Use the rolling pin

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I couldn’t remember last time I ever used a rolling pin! Nor where it is.
A heavy cast iron skillet?
Yes I think kitchens are a lethal place coming to think of it.

They must be - many women won't even enter one these days. Grin

I wonder, does it have anything to do with cooking & the inability to do it? Tongue

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