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Be afraid Canberrans.
Jan 11^th, 2025 at 11:19am

Ima in town for around six weeks on business. Just had a quick lesson on how to drive a bloody Tesla. Bloody thing!

Lightning in acceleration. Scary in fact. Take your foot off the accelerator and it slows as quickly as an electric golf cart. Yells and bitches at me if I do something 'wrong.' Prick of a thing! Cruise control is nuts! I now have to work out how to get my phone to work in the bastard!

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Jovial Monk Gold Member Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 49044 Gender:	Re: Be afraid Canberrans. Reply #1 - Jan 11^th, 2025 at 11:22am Other than that you like it?
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 39010 Gender:	Re: Be afraid Canberrans. Reply #2 - Jan 11^th, 2025 at 12:59pm Jovial Monk wrote on Jan 11^th, 2025 at 11:22am: Other than that you like it? It's not value for money. It is a go kart, golf cart.
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Reply #3 - Apr 4^th, 2025 at 5:04pm

Tesla tamed. It's a very clever thing but a golf cart. Suspension very stiff. In breaking news....................

With Autumn descending on Canberra, my brother's lemon tree is full of them, one was yellow today.

He and his wife are in Qld visiting some people so, we plucked it and had it with some fish I am world famous for cooking so well.

Lemon was fantastic, really, really great.....straight, fresh off the tree.

Can't do that in our part of Qld.

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Jovial Monk Gold Member Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 49044 Gender:	Re: Be afraid Canberrans. Reply #4 - Apr 4^th, 2025 at 5:24pm Which Confederate general ate lemons “for dyspepsia?”
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 39010 Gender:	Re: Be afraid Canberrans. Reply #5 - Apr 4^th, 2025 at 5:55pm Jovial Monk wrote on Apr 4^th, 2025 at 5:24pm: Which Confederate general ate lemons “for dyspepsia?” Some Presbyterian chorister.
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 50961 Gender:	Re: Be afraid Canberrans. Reply #6 - Apr 4^th, 2025 at 6:36pm Aussie crawls out from under his Wordle rock and the only person to greet him is the guy who stole $60 off him and now hopes for more.
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 39010 Gender:	Re: Be afraid Canberrans. Reply #7 - Apr 4^th, 2025 at 6:50pm Jasin wrote on Apr 4^th, 2025 at 6:36pm: Aussie crawls out from under his Wordle rock and the only person to greet him is the guy who stole $60 off him and now hopes for more. And look what puppy came along sniffing Monk's arsehole, ey! I'm surprised you got there before Bobby. Congrats.
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Reply #8 - Apr 4^th, 2025 at 6:59pm

Aussie wrote on Apr 4^th, 2025 at 5:55pm:

Jovial Monk wrote on Apr 4^th, 2025 at 5:24pm:

Which Confederate general ate lemons “for dyspepsia?”

Some Presbyterian chorister.

Thomas “Stonewall” Jackson. Died of friendly fire in the Battle of Chancellorsville. Reckoned a Confederate victory, it cost the Confederates casualties they could not afford.

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Reply #9 - Apr 4^th, 2025 at 7:33pm

Jovial Monk wrote on Apr 4^th, 2025 at 6:59pm:

Aussie wrote on Apr 4^th, 2025 at 5:55pm:

Jovial Monk wrote on Apr 4^th, 2025 at 5:24pm:

Which Confederate general ate lemons “for dyspepsia?”

Some Presbyterian chorister.

Thomas “Stonewall” Jackson. Died of friendly fire in the Battle of Chancellorsville. Reckoned a Confederate victory, it cost the Confederates casualties they could not afford.

As I succinctly said.....some Presbyterian chorister.

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Jovial Monk Gold Member Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 49044 Gender:	Re: Be afraid Canberrans. Reply #10 - Apr 4^th, 2025 at 7:38pm Not Stonewall: Choristor: 1. a member of a choir, especially a choirboy or choirgirl. 2.US a person who leads the singing of a church choir or congregation.
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Reply #11 - Apr 4^th, 2025 at 7:49pm

Aussie wrote on Apr 4^th, 2025 at 6:50pm:

Jasin wrote on Apr 4^th, 2025 at 6:36pm:

Aussie crawls out from under his Wordle rock and the only person to greet him is the guy who stole $60 off him and now hopes for more. Grin

And look what puppy came along sniffing Monk's arsehole, ey!

I'm surprised you got there before Bobby. Congrats.

Aussie,
you forget -
I was your most reliable and trusted deputy when you were the EL at the real Polanimal.

You had to boot Monk's arse out of there.

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Reply #12 - Apr 4^th, 2025 at 8:05pm

Bobby. wrote on Apr 4^th, 2025 at 7:49pm:

Aussie wrote on Apr 4^th, 2025 at 6:50pm:

Jasin wrote on Apr 4^th, 2025 at 6:36pm:

Aussie crawls out from under his Wordle rock and the only person to greet him is the guy who stole $60 off him and now hopes for more. Grin

And look what puppy came along sniffing Monk's arsehole, ey!

I'm surprised you got there before Bobby. Congrats.

Aussie,
you forget -
I was your most reliable and trusted deputy when you were the EL at the real Polanimal.

You had to boot Monk's arse out of there.

Roight. I could always count on your vote, every time.

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Reply #13 - Apr 4^th, 2025 at 8:09pm

Aussie wrote on Apr 4^th, 2025 at 8:05pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 4^th, 2025 at 7:49pm:

Aussie wrote on Apr 4^th, 2025 at 6:50pm:

Jasin wrote on Apr 4^th, 2025 at 6:36pm:

Aussie crawls out from under his Wordle rock and the only person to greet him is the guy who stole $60 off him and now hopes for more. Grin

And look what puppy came along sniffing Monk's arsehole, ey!

I'm surprised you got there before Bobby. Congrats.

Aussie,
you forget -
I was your most reliable and trusted deputy when you were the EL at the real Polanimal.

You had to boot Monk's arse out of there.

Roight. I could always count on your vote, every time.

Both BO and I went out of our way to help you as much as possible -
but you forget that. Roll Eyes

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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 50961 Gender:	Re: Be afraid Canberrans. Reply #14 - Apr 4^th, 2025 at 9:55pm Aussie is a relic. A has been.
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