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Re: Can you identify these rocks?
Reply #105 - Dec 28^th, 2024 at 11:52am

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Dec 28^th, 2024 at 11:49am:

Bobby. wrote on Dec 28^th, 2024 at 10:45am:

Listen Smith,
just identify the rocks - if you can? -
forget all the sledging.

That's all you ever have - you halfwit. Roll Eyes

Aha! One of those rocks is The Smith Brain of folk lore - lost for centuries after the fall of the Roman Empire ...

https://i.imgflip.com/9f1440.jpg

Smith left school when he was 15 to paint houses
and he tries to mix it with the intelligentsia here. Roll Eyes

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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 118629 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Can you identify these rocks? Reply #106 - Dec 28^th, 2024 at 11:52am Jovial Monk wrote on Dec 28^th, 2024 at 11:45am: Bobby. wrote on Dec 28^th, 2024 at 10:45am: Listen Smith, just identify the rocks - if you can? - forget all the sledging. That's all you ever have - you halfwit. Hardness? Density? I don't know.
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Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 90085 Proud Old White Australian Man Gender:	Re: Can you identify these rocks? Reply #107 - Dec 28^th, 2024 at 11:53am .... list..... list....... do ye hear it? D'ya hear it? The distant knocking of the sledge hammers on the Skull of Smith ... that relentless pursuit of the Holey Stone Brain....
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Re: Can you identify these rocks?
Reply #108 - Dec 28^th, 2024 at 11:53am

Bobby. wrote on Dec 28^th, 2024 at 11:52am:

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Dec 28^th, 2024 at 11:49am:

Bobby. wrote on Dec 28^th, 2024 at 10:45am:

Listen Smith,
just identify the rocks - if you can? -
forget all the sledging.

That's all you ever have - you halfwit. Roll Eyes

Aha! One of those rocks is The Smith Brain of folk lore - lost for centuries after the fall of the Roman Empire ...

https://i.imgflip.com/9f1440.jpg

Smith left school when he was 15 to paint houses
and he tries to mix it with the intelligentsia here. Roll Eyes

It's the paint fumes, I tellz yez ..... the paint fumes... true story!!!!

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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 78311 Gender:	Re: Can you identify these rocks? Reply #109 - Dec 28^th, 2024 at 12:35pm Bobby. wrote on Dec 28^th, 2024 at 10:45am: Listen Smith, just identify the rocks - if you can? - forget all the sledging. That's all you ever have - you halfwit. You have it wrong way around. You do my bidding, not the other way around
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Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 90085 Proud Old White Australian Man Gender:	Re: Can you identify these rocks? Reply #110 - Dec 28^th, 2024 at 12:52pm Look - enough of this faggot calling - it's useless and inflammatory and has no basis in truth,.
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Re: Can you identify these rocks?
Reply #111 - Dec 28^th, 2024 at 12:54pm

John Smith wrote on Dec 28^th, 2024 at 12:35pm:

Bobby. wrote on Dec 28^th, 2024 at 10:45am:

Listen Smith,
just identify the rocks - if you can? -
forget all the sledging.

That's all you ever have - you halfwit. Roll Eyes

You have it wrong way around. You do my bidding, not the other way around Cheesy

I am your Master, Fluke...... feel The Dark Side....

Did you ever get the feeling when standing looking at a person that you were looking into a swirling whirlpool of madness... that's what it's like with some of you I could name easily.

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Re: Can you identify these rocks?
Reply #112 - Dec 28^th, 2024 at 1:00pm

Bobby. wrote on Dec 28^th, 2024 at 11:52am:

Jovial Monk wrote on Dec 28^th, 2024 at 11:45am:

Bobby. wrote on Dec 28^th, 2024 at 10:45am:

Listen Smith,
just identify the rocks - if you can? -
forget all the sledging.

That's all you ever have - you halfwit. Roll Eyes

Hardness?
Density?

I don't know. Roll Eyes

I told you WAAAAYYYYYY back that that was needed. But you are an idiot so decided to post the pictures anyway.

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Re: Can you identify these rocks?
Reply #113 - Dec 28^th, 2024 at 1:03pm

Bobby. wrote on Dec 28^th, 2024 at 11:52am:

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Dec 28^th, 2024 at 11:49am:

Bobby. wrote on Dec 28^th, 2024 at 10:45am:

Listen Smith,
just identify the rocks - if you can? -
forget all the sledging.

That's all you ever have - you halfwit. Roll Eyes

Aha! One of those rocks is The Smith Brain of folk lore - lost for centuries after the fall of the Roman Empire ...

https://i.imgflip.com/9f1440.jpg

Smith left school when he was 15 to paint houses
and he tries to mix it with the intelligentsia here. Roll Eyes

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Booby the psychopathic poofter dropped out of HS.

Then the idiot thinks he is part of the “intelligentsia here” when the Chinese bioweapon thread in Fringe shows he is a clueless idiot.

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Re: Can you identify these rocks?
Reply #114 - May 6^th, 2025 at 10:28pm

Jovial Monk wrote on May 6^th, 2025 at 7:50pm:

Oh, and for high school dropouts: geologists study how the earth was created and shaped. They study three kinds of rocks:

1. Sedimentary rocks, rocks formed from the detritus eroded from earlier landforms, transported by rivers, tides etc. In sedimentary rocks of the right age in the right kind of structure—can find coal, oil and gas.

2. Metamorphic rock. Rocks subjected to some heat/pressure enough to change the composition and appearance of the rock, like shale becomes slate due to metamorphic processes.

3. Igneous. Mantle material forced into country rock. Where it breaks through the crust we have volcanoes and the lava might cool into hexagonal basalt columns—depends on the amount of silica. Rocks squeezed into subsurface veins or dykes (“vertical veins”) this rock cools slowly and granite forms when the right amount of silicon is present. At times, when the intrusive igneous rock has cooled and cracked somewhat very hot steam full of lighter minerals can fill the cracks and seams, slowly cool down and large crystals form. Gneiss.

Fossickers love to find gneiss looking for big crystals of tourmaline, beryllium compounds or like to pan for gold. That is not the work of geologists tho.

Monk tries to wheedle out of being unable to come up with any stories here. Roll Eyes

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Re: Can you identify these rocks?
Reply #115 - May 6^th, 2025 at 10:29pm

Jovial Monk wrote on Dec 27^th, 2024 at 1:12pm:

I identified a few.

I HAD warned you earlier that you couldn’t identify many minerals just by looking at them. But you ignored that, didn’t you? I asked for hardness and density info but you couldn’t provide that of course. Never asked how that could be provided.

You also have a weird idea about geology. I could have told you more but you wanted to stick with your stupid idea of geology.

I couldn't provide hardness details so I lowered the bar for you -
you only had to come up with a few interesting stories and you couldn't.
You failed a simple test. Roll Eyes

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Jovial Monk Gold Member Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 51474 Gender:	Re: Can you identify these rocks? Reply #116 - May 6^th, 2025 at 11:58pm You wanted me to identify some minerals, minus hardness and specific gravity. I did that. Now you are sneakily answering here a post I made in Philosophy. Do you have any idea what a geologist does yet? Clue: it is not what a mineralogist does.
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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 118629 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Can you identify these rocks? Reply #117 - May 7^th, 2025 at 12:11am Monk, you are forgiven. Have one more go and if you do well - I'll post the pictures of the rest of them.
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Jovial Monk Gold Member Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 51474 Gender:	Re: Can you identify these rocks? Reply #118 - May 7^th, 2025 at 12:15am You should be apologising not mock “forgiving” those you trespassed against, pseudochristian. What is the job of a geologist?
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Jovial Monk Gold Member Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 51474 Gender:	Re: Can you identify these rocks? Reply #119 - May 7^th, 2025 at 11:06am As usual the high school dropout slimes out of answering—and I even SAID what it is a geologist does!
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