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Reply #60 - Oct 20^th, 2024 at 9:52am

UnSubRocky wrote on Oct 17^th, 2024 at 12:28pm:

Bobby. wrote on Oct 17^th, 2024 at 11:56am:

Only animals and retarded idiots don't know that if you put it in you make babies. Roll Eyes

Two of my currently 24 y.o. daughters were the product of the mothers having either marriage break-ups or being single at the time when I was around at their place.

Being 20 years old at the time, I thought I was lucky to have had a couple of women I knew from my time in high school going about flirting with me. Both were at least 5 years older than me. Both earned at least $50,000 a year more than I.

The first one decided to keep me warm in early July, after I passed out from half a bottle of bourbon. The other one kept me safe in November of that same, year. By my 21st birthday, my "borrowed, broken condom" nights of passion ended up costing me $900 in private school fees in the year 2014 for one of them. The second one said that she was not really divorced, and if I tell her husband, I "will be reported for being a rapist".

Two years later, her new husband called me to say that his wife wants another baby, and if he could watch, this time.

In 2003, baby number 3 was born.

It is a little more complex than that, Bobby.

Yeah you certainly did your bit for upping the birthrate.

Responsibly? ... nah just indiscriminately.

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Re: Australia's Birth Rate Hits Rock Bottom
Reply #61 - Oct 20^th, 2024 at 9:58am

UnSubRocky wrote on Oct 18^th, 2024 at 9:50am:

The fertility rate in NSW is 1.5 children per woman because there are a lot of migrant Asian people in Sydney that have either 1 or 0 children per Asian woman. Australian-born ethnic Asian women have 1 or 2 children on average. Given Sydney's ethnic diversity, it is a surprise that the fertility rate is so high.

White Australian-born women in Qld average about 2.4 children each. I often see women in my town having between 3 and 4 children per family. And given the circumstances of the family unit, single mothers are forced to work between 30 and 40 hours a week, to qualify for assistance, if they are still raising children older than 13 years of age.

There are too many single mothers with children to multiple fathers.

The baby bonus has a lot to answer for that.

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Re: Australia's Birth Rate Hits Rock Bottom
Reply #62 - Oct 20^th, 2024 at 10:23pm

Gnads wrote on Oct 20^th, 2024 at 9:52am:

Yeah you certainly did your bit for upping the birthrate.

Responsibly? ... nah just indiscriminately.

You can say that for one of them. But I was 19. I thought the "school counsellor" was quite pretty. Being only 2 years out of high school, and 3 years since I saw that guidance counsellor, I figured that half a bottle of bourbon and then a sleep off in the "den" of that former high school's counsellor's household.

Can I be any more concise? I think I will allow you to speculate what happened that night. Because I don't want my computer hacked again to find out the name of the person who showed me how to make a strong bourbon with a secret ingredient.

So, I slept it off in the "den", which looked a lot like a spare bedroom. But, 0.15 BAC or whatever it was for two drinks... I started seeing "blue". And later, I was shown a video of myself in a compromising position with this young lady that looked a lot like a student teacher I knew from "when I was 16 years old" (according to her lawyer).

...yeah, well. Blackmail being blackmail... her male was out blackmailing some cleaning lady "out of town for the weekend" (according to my lawyer, who laughed his arse off at me andlateronsaidthatthedrugswereoutofmysystemandIlookedugly and whowasevergoingtobelievethatstory?). And that is when I decided either to walk 10km home in cold weather, 'drunk'... or say hello to her little kitty.

I searched the kitchen for some water to drink (including in the cupboard). But there was no cat food to eat... Ergo, no cat to feed.

And then when she got all literal with me about what she wanted, she chastised me for looking for water in the cupboard. Then she poured me a glass of 'water'. She drank the water to get me to trust her. So, I drank that water to quench my thirst.

10 minutes later, I am falling asleep in that "den".

Long story short... I should chosen "Sgt Trampoline" or some name more appropriate. But, I decided to stick with my current username, given that my (then in the year 2012) 11-year-old's fascination with my heavy metal CD collection had her sign me up to this debate site.

The other daughter's conception? Broken condom. The girls know each other, and think that it is cool to be "nearly same age sisters at the same school graduation". I did not even know about her until I signed up for the army, but did not get to go to East Timor, for some reason.

"Psychologically impaired" or whatever it was on my dismissal letter. After all that, it took me some convincing to see the real seriousness of adulthood. Ever since 1990, I have never gone more than 3 years sober. I went more than 2 years sober in recent years. But I don't mind having 1 bottle every 10 weeks.

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Re: Australia's Birth Rate Hits Rock Bottom
Reply #63 - Oct 20^th, 2024 at 10:26pm

Gnads wrote on Oct 20^th, 2024 at 9:58am:

UnSubRocky wrote on Oct 18^th, 2024 at 9:50am:

The fertility rate in NSW is 1.5 children per woman because there are a lot of migrant Asian people in Sydney that have either 1 or 0 children per Asian woman. Australian-born ethnic Asian women have 1 or 2 children on average. Given Sydney's ethnic diversity, it is a surprise that the fertility rate is so high.

White Australian-born women in Qld average about 2.4 children each. I often see women in my town having between 3 and 4 children per family. And given the circumstances of the family unit, single mothers are forced to work between 30 and 40 hours a week, to qualify for assistance, if they are still raising children older than 13 years of age.

There are too many single mothers with children to multiple fathers.

The baby bonus has a lot to answer for that.

Gnads... I wish I knew about the "baby bonus" in the year 2000. But, back then, school fees at private schools were not too expensive. And being non-custodial, I have no reason to complain.

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UnSubRocky Gold Member Offline Crocodile Hunter: Origins Posts: 25473 Rockhampton Gender:	Re: Australia's Birth Rate Hits Rock Bottom Reply #64 - Oct 20^th, 2024 at 10:30pm Here is a joke for you: How many butch lesbian ambulance officers does it take to threaten to kill an Uber delivery driver? 1... but even 'he' thinks that I have a good argument.
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Aurora Complexus Senior Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 399 New South Whales Gender:	Re: Australia's Birth Rate Hits Rock Bottom Reply #65 - Oct 21^st, 2024 at 1:11am 30% of Australia's population is foreign born. Aren't first generation Australians NOTORIOUS for having a lot of kids? I say we kick them out and get some proper breeders, for instance Somalis.
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Re: Australia's Birth Rate Hits Rock Bottom
Reply #66 - Oct 21^st, 2024 at 1:13am

UnSubRocky wrote on Oct 20^th, 2024 at 10:30pm:

Here is a joke for you:

How many butch lesbian ambulance officers does it take to threaten to kill an Uber delivery driver?

1... but even 'he' thinks that I have a good argument.

That's a really crap joke.

1. I don't get it.
2. It's too long
3. It seems to be homophobic ... but again, I don't get it.

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Re: Australia's Birth Rate Hits Rock Bottom
Reply #67 - Oct 21^st, 2024 at 1:35am

UnSubRocky wrote on Oct 20^th, 2024 at 10:26pm:

Gnads wrote on Oct 20^th, 2024 at 9:58am:

UnSubRocky wrote on Oct 18^th, 2024 at 9:50am:

The fertility rate in NSW is 1.5 children per woman because there are a lot of migrant Asian people in Sydney that have either 1 or 0 children per Asian woman. Australian-born ethnic Asian women have 1 or 2 children on average. Given Sydney's ethnic diversity, it is a surprise that the fertility rate is so high.

White Australian-born women in Qld average about 2.4 children each. I often see women in my town having between 3 and 4 children per family. And given the circumstances of the family unit, single mothers are forced to work between 30 and 40 hours a week, to qualify for assistance, if they are still raising children older than 13 years of age.

There are too many single mothers with children to multiple fathers.

The baby bonus has a lot to answer for that.

Gnads... I wish I knew about the "baby bonus" in the year 2000. But, back then, school fees at private schools were not too expensive. And being non-custodial, I have no reason to complain.

A good PUBLIC school is still the best option. But you need to think ahead, and buy/rent in a good suburb.

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Re: Australia's Birth Rate Hits Rock Bottom
Reply #68 - Oct 21^st, 2024 at 6:47am

Aurora Complexus wrote on Oct 21^st, 2024 at 1:11am:

30% of Australia's population is foreign born. Aren't first generation Australians NOTORIOUS for having a lot of kids?

I say we kick them out and get some proper breeders, for instance Somalis.

As long as they live next door to you as a police informant, I would be okay with that.

I went camping with some Lebanese people, once. They said that we white guys all look the same. I said the same about them.

Oh, it got very real, and I did not know why

Thank you for reminding me.

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Re: Australia's Birth Rate Hits Rock Bottom
Reply #69 - Oct 21^st, 2024 at 6:48am

Aurora Complexus wrote on Oct 21^st, 2024 at 1:35am:

UnSubRocky wrote on Oct 20^th, 2024 at 10:26pm:

Gnads wrote on Oct 20^th, 2024 at 9:58am:

UnSubRocky wrote on Oct 18^th, 2024 at 9:50am:

The fertility rate in NSW is 1.5 children per woman because there are a lot of migrant Asian people in Sydney that have either 1 or 0 children per Asian woman. Australian-born ethnic Asian women have 1 or 2 children on average. Given Sydney's ethnic diversity, it is a surprise that the fertility rate is so high.

White Australian-born women in Qld average about 2.4 children each. I often see women in my town having between 3 and 4 children per family. And given the circumstances of the family unit, single mothers are forced to work between 30 and 40 hours a week, to qualify for assistance, if they are still raising children older than 13 years of age.

There are too many single mothers with children to multiple fathers.

The baby bonus has a lot to answer for that.

Gnads... I wish I knew about the "baby bonus" in the year 2000. But, back then, school fees at private schools were not too expensive. And being non-custodial, I have no reason to complain.

A good PUBLIC school is still the best option. But you need to think ahead, and buy/rent in a good suburb.

....and the horse you rode in upon.

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Re: Australia's Birth Rate Hits Rock Bottom
Reply #70 - Oct 21^st, 2024 at 7:40pm

Aurora Complexus wrote on Oct 21^st, 2024 at 1:13am:

UnSubRocky wrote on Oct 20^th, 2024 at 10:30pm:

Here is a joke for you:

How many butch lesbian ambulance officers does it take to threaten to kill an Uber delivery driver?

1... but even 'he' thinks that I have a good argument.

That's a really crap joke.

1. I don't get it.
2. It's too long
3. It seems to be homophobic ... but again, I don't get it.

"Aurora"... you are a dimwitted 'boy'.

I will be watching your post count and quality for my own statistical amusement.

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Re: Australia's Birth Rate Hits Rock Bottom
Reply #71 - Oct 21^st, 2024 at 7:47pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Oct 21^st, 2024 at 7:40pm:

Aurora Complexus wrote on Oct 21^st, 2024 at 1:13am:

UnSubRocky wrote on Oct 20^th, 2024 at 10:30pm:

Here is a joke for you:

How many butch lesbian ambulance officers does it take to threaten to kill an Uber delivery driver?

1... but even 'he' thinks that I have a good argument.

That's a really crap joke.

1. I don't get it.
2. It's too long
3. It seems to be homophobic ... but again, I don't get it.

"Aurora"... you are a dimwitted 'boy'.

I will be watching your post count and quality for my own statistical amusement.

I think I preferred the old obese alcoholic Unsub that the new one.

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aquascoot Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 37930 Gender:	Re: Australia's Birth Rate Hits Rock Bottom Reply #72 - Oct 21^st, 2024 at 7:50pm whiteknight and the greens should be pleased, they see humans as a virus on the planet
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UnSubRocky Gold Member Offline Crocodile Hunter: Origins Posts: 25473 Rockhampton Gender:	Re: Australia's Birth Rate Hits Rock Bottom Reply #73 - Oct 21^st, 2024 at 9:55pm Setanta wrote on Oct 21^st, 2024 at 7:47pm: I think I preferred the old obese alcoholic Unsub that the new one. You still have an obese UnSub. I am just getting to be around the upper limits of overweight, now.
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