Brian Ross wrote on Aug 20^th, 2024 at 4:45pm:



CHICAGO, IL — According to reports, black people trying to attend the DNC were turned away in droves as Democrats required photo IDs to enter the convention.

Despite knowing that black people are not capable of obtaining photo IDs, Democrats inexplicably chose to require everyone in attendance to show identification, leaving thousands of black people unable to enter.

"I wanted to come, but everyone knows I can't get an ID," said one black man who was refused entry to the DNC. "You'd think the Democrats would be aware of this fact. This must be some type of big plan to suppress our ability to attend the convention. It's a shame. I was looking forward to being here, but acquiring an official government-issued photo ID isn't something people like me can do. At least that's what I've heard."

DNC officials offered conflicting comments on the controversy. "We would never want to discriminate," said DNC Chairman Jaime Harrison, who is also black. "We're here to stand up against the efforts of Republicans to keep the black population from voting by requiring them to show a photo ID, which is why we're gathering here in Chicago and requiring everyone who enters to show a photo ID."

At publishing time, Harrison also clarified that the DNC had built a wall around the convention area to keep out anyone it didn't want present as its leaders gave speeches about how walls are not effective in keeping out unwanted people.

Frank wrote on Aug 21^st, 2024 at 6:51pm:


A yes, more Babylon Bee.  The closest thing low IQ conservatives have to The Onion.

Carl D wrote on Aug 21^st, 2024 at 7:25pm:



It is not satire. It's much more candid and uncontrived than the po-faced Dem/prog mouthpieces like CNN or the ABC and the Granuiad.






CHICAGO, IL — Attendees at the Democratic National Convention and potential voters watching on television at home were treated to a special historic moment last night, as an angry old man bellowed at them to vote for a happier, brighter future.

President Joe Biden was dug out from storage and dusted off to make a brief appearance on the DNC stage, where he ranted irately at viewers and attendees to make their choice in November's presidential election based on happiness and positivity.

"CHOOSE JOY!" screamed a red-faced Biden as he repeatedly pounded his fists on the podium. "There is a clear distinction on the ballot between light and darkness, folks! Vote for Kamala Harris and… and you'll be choosing… it's going to make the… it'll be joy. JOY! SO MUCH JOY! GOT IT? You'll vote for Kamala and choose joy, if you know what's good for you. If you don't, then so help me, I'll… we'll have no choice but to… I'll finally beat Medicare. Repeat line."

The crowd of Democrat delegates and supporters showered Biden with applause and adulation as he continued his tirade in the name of joy. "We need to bring this country together by eradicating all these MAGA people!" he yelled. "Donald Trump and all of his… all of the… these folks in the hats. Bad folks. We've got to put targets on all of them if we want to have a future of joy. Let's show Donald Trump that we are the ones with… we have the… electrical power! Harbinzarfingammut!"

At publishing time, Biden had been returned to the convention center's maintenance closet and rewarded with a juice box and a Ziploc bag of goldfish crackers.

ProudKangaroo wrote on Aug 21^st, 2024 at 7:12pm:



yep - political satire site - all fake.

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-black-people-turned-away-in-droves-as-democrats-...

But they do the same for all sides of politics and issues.   

Carl D wrote on Aug 21^st, 2024 at 7:52pm:


It's not the first time he's lied about it being satire, it triggers him so when called out about it,

Frank wrote on Aug 20^th, 2024 at 6:55pm:


The site is literally attempted satire, despite what Frank says.

The first amendment and their own claims of being satire is the only thing preventing their misinformation from having them sued into oblivion, even if fact-checking thoroughly debunks much of what they post and their article get flagged as misinformation on social media including facebook and twitter, at least before Musk destroyed it.

But you'll just get into a never ending "circle of satire" where Frank will deliberately lie and say "jk" or something stupid like that.

He's an intellectually dishonest cry baby.  The real news won't tell him what he wants, so he'll seek out any source, even if they themselves admit what they post is total bullshit.

He's a precious snowflake trying to craft his own safe space.

Most lovable prez EVA!

Frank wrote on Aug 21^st, 2024 at 8:56pm:



Another lie by the 'conservatives'


Quote:


https://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/258769/harris-pushes-child-tax-credit-ex...