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Re: Assassination attempt on Trump?
Reply #330 - Jul 27^th, 2024 at 2:14am

Frank wrote on Jul 26^th, 2024 at 10:47pm:

Karnal wrote on Jul 26^th, 2024 at 10:34pm:

Frank wrote on Jul 26^th, 2024 at 8:27pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 26^th, 2024 at 11:38am:

John Smith wrote on Jul 26^th, 2024 at 11:02am:

Frank wrote on Jul 26^th, 2024 at 10:39am:

John Smith wrote on Jul 26^th, 2024 at 10:31am:

Frank wrote on Jul 26^th, 2024 at 9:38am:

Why exactly does it matter, creep?

Good question sore end.
Why does trump feel the need to lie about it the creep?

There was an assassination attempt, there was an assassin, shot dead by the SS.
Trump was wounded. The SS bounded him off the podium and away. One spectator, in the line of fire behind Trump, is dead, two others are wounded.

The head of the SS resigned because of the gross incomepetence.

good of you to repeat the bleeding obvious, now can you explain why trump feels the need to lie about it?

I guess it's obvious.

"I took a bullet for democracy" sounds a lot better than "I received a superficial cut on the top of my ear from a piece of broken plastic flying off the overhead speaker system".

They tried to assassinate him, creep.

A CENTRAL detail you mongs try to airbrush out, like Krackela's utter failures as border tsar, as envoy to Russia before the war, as a far left operative.

Oh? Who tried to assassinate him, dear?

Questions questions. Up for an answer?

You are not telling us, grimacing paki, that Crooks was shot dead for nuffin', are you?

That's a question. Which party did Crooks being to?

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Re: Assassination attempt on Trump?
Reply #331 - Jul 27^th, 2024 at 12:12pm

FBI Director Suggests Trump's Ear Just Spontaneously Exploded

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In his testimony before Congress, FBI Director Christopher Wray proposed a bold new theory about the attempted assassination of former President Donald Trump, saying that it was possible that there was, in fact, no assassination attempt at all and that Trump's ear might have spontaneously exploded.

Wray cited the popular 90s sci-fi television show The X-Files and the theory of spontaneous human combustion, noting that the whole idea of a 20-year-old being able to sneak past all of the Secret Service agents and local police forces to shoot a presidential candidate was so far-fetched that Trump's ear spontaneously exploding was the most logical explanation.

"According to our investigation and analysis of the incident, it really seems that Trump's right ear might have exploded all by itself in a neat little bullet-shaped hole," Wray testified. "He definitely probably was not actually hit with a real bullet — we've totally ruled that one out. Investigations are still ongoing, so I may have better information later, but for now, it seems like Trump's ear just sort of decided to light itself up. It happens. Medical science doesn't have an answer for everything, ya know?"

Mainstream media outlets reporting on Wray's explanation have proposed that any mentions of a 20-year-old attempted shooter, "Ree Tardy Oswald," or even sloped roofs are certainly just far-right conspiracy theories made up to discredit the near-certain scientific fact that Trump's ear magically blew a hole in itself.

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Re: Assassination attempt on Trump?
Reply #332 - Jul 27^th, 2024 at 12:57pm

Karnal wrote on Jul 27^th, 2024 at 2:14am:

Frank wrote on Jul 26^th, 2024 at 10:47pm:

Karnal wrote on Jul 26^th, 2024 at 10:34pm:

Frank wrote on Jul 26^th, 2024 at 8:27pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 26^th, 2024 at 11:38am:

John Smith wrote on Jul 26^th, 2024 at 11:02am:

Frank wrote on Jul 26^th, 2024 at 10:39am:

John Smith wrote on Jul 26^th, 2024 at 10:31am:

Frank wrote on Jul 26^th, 2024 at 9:38am:

Why exactly does it matter, creep?

Good question sore end.
Why does trump feel the need to lie about it the creep?

There was an assassination attempt, there was an assassin, shot dead by the SS.
Trump was wounded. The SS bounded him off the podium and away. One spectator, in the line of fire behind Trump, is dead, two others are wounded.

The head of the SS resigned because of the gross incomepetence.

good of you to repeat the bleeding obvious, now can you explain why trump feels the need to lie about it?

I guess it's obvious.

"I took a bullet for democracy" sounds a lot better than "I received a superficial cut on the top of my ear from a piece of broken plastic flying off the overhead speaker system".

They tried to assassinate him, creep.

A CENTRAL detail you mongs try to airbrush out, like Krackela's utter failures as border tsar, as envoy to Russia before the war, as a far left operative.

Oh? Who tried to assassinate him, dear?

Questions questions. Up for an answer?

You are not telling us, grimacing paki, that Crooks was shot dead for nuffin', are you?

That's a question. Which party did Crooks belong to?

He was a registered Republican, as every schoolboy knows.

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Re: Assassination attempt on Trump?
Reply #333 - Jul 27^th, 2024 at 12:59pm

Frank wrote on Jul 27^th, 2024 at 12:12pm:

FBI Director Suggests Trump's Ear Just Spontaneously Exploded

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In his testimony before Congress, FBI Director Christopher Wray proposed a bold new theory about the attempted assassination of former President Donald Trump, saying that it was possible that there was, in fact, no assassination attempt at all and that Trump's ear might have spontaneously exploded.

Wray cited the popular 90s sci-fi television show The X-Files and the theory of spontaneous human combustion, noting that the whole idea of a 20-year-old being able to sneak past all of the Secret Service agents and local police forces to shoot a presidential candidate was so far-fetched that Trump's ear spontaneously exploding was the most logical explanation.

"According to our investigation and analysis of the incident, it really seems that Trump's right ear might have exploded all by itself in a neat little bullet-shaped hole," Wray testified. "He definitely probably was not actually hit with a real bullet — we've totally ruled that one out. Investigations are still ongoing, so I may have better information later, but for now, it seems like Trump's ear just sort of decided to light itself up. It happens. Medical science doesn't have an answer for everything, ya know?"

Mainstream media outlets reporting on Wray's explanation have proposed that any mentions of a 20-year-old attempted shooter, "Ree Tardy Oswald," or even sloped roofs are certainly just far-right conspiracy theories made up to discredit the near-certain scientific fact that Trump's ear magically blew a hole in itself.

The Babylon bee again. Grin

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-director-suggests-trumps-ear-just-spontaneously-...

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Jovial Monk Gold Member Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 49044 Gender:	Re: Assassination attempt on Trump? Reply #334 - Jul 27^th, 2024 at 1:01pm Bit of plastic sent flying by the bullet is all.
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Re: Assassination attempt on Trump?
Reply #335 - Jul 27^th, 2024 at 1:01pm

Frank wrote on Jul 26^th, 2024 at 8:27pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 26^th, 2024 at 11:38am:

John Smith wrote on Jul 26^th, 2024 at 11:02am:

Frank wrote on Jul 26^th, 2024 at 10:39am:

John Smith wrote on Jul 26^th, 2024 at 10:31am:

Frank wrote on Jul 26^th, 2024 at 9:38am:

Why exactly does it matter, creep?

Good question sore end.
Why does trump feel the need to lie about it the creep?

There was an assassination attempt, there was an assassin, shot dead by the SS.
Trump was wounded. The SS bounded him off the podium and away. One spectator, in the line of fire behind Trump, is dead, two others are wounded.

The head of the SS resigned because of the gross incomepetence.

good of you to repeat the bleeding obvious, now can you explain why trump feels the need to lie about it?

I guess it's obvious.

"I took a bullet for democracy" sounds a lot better than "I received a superficial cut on the top of my ear from a piece of broken plastic flying off the overhead speaker system".

They tried to assassinate him, creep.

They? Who is "they"?

And was it an assassination attempt?

Three people in the audience were hit by bullets, but not Trump.

Maybe the shooter didn't like crowds.

Maybe the speakers were too loud.

I suppose we'll find out once they've finished interviewing him.

What's that - he's dead?

Oh dear. Now we'll never know his motive.

He was a registered Republican though, right? Undecided

Oh, and one other thing: who appointed FBI Director Christopher Wray - some Democrat, I suspect; Hillary, Obama, Biden?

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Jovial Monk Gold Member Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 49044 Gender:	Re: Assassination attempt on Trump? Reply #336 - Jul 27^th, 2024 at 1:02pm Not all repugs are happy with the Trump takeover.
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Re: Assassination attempt on Trump?
Reply #337 - Jul 27^th, 2024 at 1:06pm

Jovial Monk wrote on Jul 27^th, 2024 at 1:01pm:

Bit of plastic sent flying by the bullet is all.

Four people in very close proximity to Trump were all hit by pieces of plastic sent flying by a bullet.

The three people who were hit with bullets were all much further away from Trump.

As the Americans would say, you do the math Wink

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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 109601 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Assassination attempt on Trump? Reply #338 - Jul 27^th, 2024 at 1:08pm Trump took a bullet for our freedom and democracy.
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 142048 Gender:	Re: Assassination attempt on Trump? Reply #339 - Jul 27^th, 2024 at 1:10pm Bobby. wrote on Jul 27^th, 2024 at 1:08pm: Trump took a bullet for our freedom and democracy. He took a piece of plastic from a Bose speaker system because the Republican kid on the roof was a lousy shot.
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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 109601 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Assassination attempt on Trump? Reply #340 - Jul 27^th, 2024 at 1:24pm greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 27^th, 2024 at 1:10pm: Bobby. wrote on Jul 27^th, 2024 at 1:08pm: Trump took a bullet for our freedom and democracy. He took a piece of plastic from a Bose speaker system because the Republican kid on the roof was a lousy shot. The Storm is brewing:
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 142048 Gender:	Re: Assassination attempt on Trump? Reply #341 - Jul 27^th, 2024 at 1:30pm greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 27^th, 2024 at 1:10pm: Bobby. wrote on Jul 27^th, 2024 at 1:08pm: Trump took a bullet for our freedom and democracy. He took a piece of plastic from a Bose speaker system because the Republican kid on the roof was a lousy shot. Is that why he needs plastic surgery, Bobby?
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Jovial Monk Gold Member Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 49044 Gender:	Re: Assassination attempt on Trump? Reply #342 - Jul 27^th, 2024 at 1:31pm Trumpy is stuffed now Biden is not running for reelection. This is good.
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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 109601 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Assassination attempt on Trump? Reply #343 - Jul 27^th, 2024 at 1:32pm Jump to 3:30 The ear has recovered well
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Sir Eoin O Fada Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2661 New England, NSW Gender:	Re: Assassination attempt on Trump? Reply #344 - Jul 27^th, 2024 at 1:52pm greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 27^th, 2024 at 1:10pm: Bobby. wrote on Jul 27^th, 2024 at 1:08pm: Trump took a bullet for our freedom and democracy. He took a piece of plastic from a Bose speaker system because the Republican kid on the roof was a lousy shot. Ignorance is bliss, blissful one.
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