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Marla Gold Member Offline A joint a day keeps the MAGA away Posts: 14950 Colorado Gender:	Re: Marla's Weed History Reply #870 - Oct 30^th, 2025 at 9:30am God damn, I am more stoned than a Muslim woman in a see-thru burka.
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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 120434 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Marla's Weed History Reply #871 - Oct 30^th, 2025 at 9:35am Marla wrote on Oct 30^th, 2025 at 9:30am: God damn, I am more stoned than a Muslim woman in a see-thru burka. See if you can talk to Jesus?
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 56793 Gender:	Re: Marla's Weed History Reply #872 - Oct 30^th, 2025 at 10:50am Marla is laying naked with transparent lingerie and Bobby thinks of Jesus.🙄
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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 120434 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Marla's Weed History Reply #873 - Oct 30^th, 2025 at 3:30pm Jasin wrote on Oct 30^th, 2025 at 10:50am: Marla is laying naked with transparent lingerie and Bobby thinks of Jesus.🙄 Nahh - Marla is eating her Halloween candy.
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Re: Marla's Weed History
Reply #874 - Oct 30^th, 2025 at 3:57pm

Marla wrote on Oct 30^th, 2025 at 8:52am:

I took an edible about 40 minutes ago. I'm more baked than one of Gordon James Ramsay's cooking monstrosities.

Well you do have a point. You need a big mouth to eat Ramsey's style and it's definitely not munchie cuisine.

Long ago when I was a stoner. The kids seemed to know we were an easy target to sell their fund-raising munchie packets and had them knocking on our door always at the right moment. We just threw big money at em and snatched the packets with a fast slam of the door. Maybe it was the smoke emanating from the house when we reversed cycled the Electrolux banana vacuum with a big funnel full of weed which we blow torched to light? We even had the Firefighters turn up one day from a neighbour complaint. They walked in to asses and the first thing they said was "I'm hungry and I don't know why?" 🥴
We just said "Welcome to New Holland". They were all good. Cheesy

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Marla Gold Member Offline A joint a day keeps the MAGA away Posts: 14950 Colorado Gender:	Re: Marla's Weed History Reply #875 - Oct 31^st, 2025 at 11:59pm Yeah, I have to look for another weed store.
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Reply #876 - Nov 1^st, 2025 at 12:14am

There. There. Go to New Zealand. Land of the long green leaf. The soil is of such high quality there that the weed is the best in the world, cheap and plentiful too.
Long ago a kiwi cousin to me to a 'Taranaki' party. It's called this, because there is a metre high mound of weed (purple head and dripping moist) placed in the middle of the living room Shocked

as an 'all you can smoke' novelty. I didn't last after my first few puffs on my cigar sized joint. Apparently my cousin said I just slid off the couch and it was goodnight.

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Reply #877 - Nov 1^st, 2025 at 7:58am

Jasin wrote on Nov 1^st, 2025 at 12:14am:

There. There. Go to New Zealand. Land of the long green leaf. The soil is of such high quality there that the weed is the best in the world, cheap and plentiful too.
Long ago a kiwi cousin to me to a 'Taranaki' party. It's called this, because there is a metre high mound of weed (purple head and dripping moist) placed in the middle of the living room Shocked

as an 'all you can smoke' novelty. I didn't last after my first few puffs on my cigar sized joint. Apparently my cousin said I just slid off the couch and it was goodnight.

Taranaki has rich volcanic soil.

The Maoris there grow maoriwharna.

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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 56793 Gender:	Re: Marla's Weed History Reply #878 - Nov 1^st, 2025 at 9:15am Yes. A few puffs of smoke from Mount Taranaki and your Haka becomes a Faka.
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Marla Gold Member Offline A joint a day keeps the MAGA away Posts: 14950 Colorado Gender:	Re: Marla's Weed History Reply #879 - Nov 3^rd, 2025 at 11:44pm Would not be caught dead in a "shithole" like New Zealand It is suspected that Toyota Hilux pickup trucks outnumber humans 5:1 in parts of the South Island. If I want to see that level of white trash I'll go to Texuus.
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Reply #880 - Nov 4^th, 2025 at 8:33am

Aww. Don't be like that Marla. Russell's my cuz. Grin

NZ is a prime orthodox Lefty nation where Leftism actually works for the better and all things Right-wing like Politics, doesn't. Maybe you're a closet Rightie? Cheesy

They have the best beers in the world (global awards galore) as too their wines and as I said before, their Maorijuana, is better than Australia's sunburnt dried out crap.
They have a very rich Monaco class minority and very poor majority, just like America and tourism wise, you can travel 10km and see x100 things and do. Unlike Australia, where you travel 100km and be lucky to see just x10 things like a dirty duck pond as a tourism attraction and at thrice the price.
The only thing we have in Australia are us blokes with balls the size of kangaroos and probably why our Aborigines all look white now.

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Carl D Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 11062 Rivervale, Perth Gender:	Re: Marla's Weed History Reply #881 - Nov 4^th, 2025 at 10:48am 5 posts in a row about New Zealand and not a single mention of sheep. I'm impressed.
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Reply #882 - Nov 4^th, 2025 at 12:51pm

Marla wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2025 at 11:44pm:

Would not be caught dead in a "shithole" like New Zealand It is suspected that Toyota Hilux pickup trucks outnumber humans 5:1 in parts of the South Island.

If I want to see that level of white trash I'll go to Texuus.

The south island of NZ is a magnificent place.

You don't know what you're missing.

And flying into Queenstown Airport is an experience you'll never forget.

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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 56793 Gender:	Re: Marla's Weed History Reply #883 - Nov 4^th, 2025 at 1:01pm Carl D wrote on Nov 4^th, 2025 at 10:48am: 5 posts in a row about New Zealand and not a single mention of sheep. I'm impressed. Ha! Indeed. If you really enjoy EnZed, you don't even notice the sheep. The best restaurants serve Venison and Crayfish, not Lamb.
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 153600 Gender:	Re: Marla's Weed History Reply #884 - Nov 4^th, 2025 at 1:05pm Venison & Portabello Mushroom Pie - $8.50 Shoulder of Fiordland deer braised in red wine, roasted portobello mushrooms & caramelised onion marmalade
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