Trollicus horribilis has been located on Auspol.

Two individuals have been sighted. Oddly—these creatures have no brain, not even a primitive brain like say of a cockroach.

The sexes are not well defined but it seems the troll named by researchers “Jaye” seems to be female. Puzzlingly, it seem the other critter, named Goober, is not really male. The pair have not reproduced—are they the adult form of the species or the grub stage? Researchers are not sure tho one was heard muttering “They must be adult but sure don’t act like it!”

They both leave a slimy trail with lots of shit in it. In the production of this substance both instances of the new species excel! They excel in nothing else!

Worthless!