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Re: If you want to be a man--
Reply #150 - Mar 13th, 2025 at 12:19am
 
Agnes.. wrote on Mar 13th, 2025 at 12:14am:
Jasin wrote on Mar 11th, 2025 at 2:45pm:
As a Man. I never celebrate my birthday (like a little mummy's boy). I celebrate the days I cheat death.

   AS  A MAN-


SO smacking FUNNY.....HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA smacking HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA   TEE HEEE PISS MY PANTS............................................HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA   HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

every month changes its mind.....
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Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave !!
 
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Reply #151 - Mar 13th, 2025 at 12:33am
 
Jasin wrote on Mar 12th, 2025 at 7:51am:
Mimo Smith excels at being 'just one of the boys'.
...he never made it to manhood.

unlike you hey silly...you made such a great bloke--!!!!
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Reply #152 - Mar 13th, 2025 at 12:43am
 
What's green and smells like pork Agnes?
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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.
 
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Reply #153 - Mar 13th, 2025 at 12:57am
 
Agnes is a little girl with wrinkles.
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Reply #154 - Mar 13th, 2025 at 6:42am
 
Jasin wrote on Mar 13th, 2025 at 12:57am:
Agnes is a little girl with wrinkles.



Agnes wants to be one of the boys -
riding her Harley:

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Reply #155 - Mar 13th, 2025 at 7:13am
 
Agnes wants to ride a cask of wine with Monk.
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Reply #156 - Mar 13th, 2025 at 7:23am
 
Jasin wrote on Mar 13th, 2025 at 7:13am:
Agnes wants to ride a cask of wine with Monk.



You have been eating nothing but spam -

maybe Agnes could look after you?
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Reply #157 - Mar 13th, 2025 at 2:30pm
 
Er, no thanks. Agnes has cat fur in her meals like Monk has dog fur.
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Reply #158 - Mar 13th, 2025 at 7:44pm
 
Jasin wrote on Mar 13th, 2025 at 2:30pm:
Er, no thanks. Agnes has cat fur in her meals like Monk has dog fur.



Agnes will cook you a good steak dinner with chips and salad -

then take you for a ride on her Harley.
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Reply #159 - Mar 13th, 2025 at 8:02pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Apr 13th, 2024 at 11:19pm:
Jasin wrote on Apr 13th, 2024 at 8:36pm:
Grin



Hi JaSin,
where are all the real men?   Undecided

he is looking in his own jocks this minute
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Reply #160 - Mar 13th, 2025 at 9:06pm
 
If you saw down my pants Agnes. You would call the police.
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Reply #161 - Mar 14th, 2025 at 8:09am
 
Jasin wrote on Mar 13th, 2025 at 9:06pm:
If you saw down my pants Agnes. You would call the police.



Hi JaSin,

Agnes would make a man of you.
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Reply #162 - Mar 14th, 2025 at 6:20pm
 
If you want to be a man
Don't go thinking you're a tran
That is not a solid plan
And could lose you both your glands...


Gather around the piano, guys - we can work on some songs... bit of a jam session ...
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Re: If you want to be a man--
Reply #163 - Mar 14th, 2025 at 6:22pm
 
Agnes.. wrote on Mar 13th, 2025 at 12:17am:
I HAVE 2 CATS  and I love tattoos....


Cats with tatts?
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Re: If you want to be a man--
Reply #164 - Mar 14th, 2025 at 7:57pm
 
Real Men do Saturation Diving. Most dangerous career in the world. They eat Bikers like biscuits.
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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.
 
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