bugger of, QLD.

Poor Molly.
Any existence is better than none.
With many Magpies around their place, what need would they have to 'steal' one?
I've made friends with many Magpies as it is wise to do so - so they don't 'bomb you' during mating season.
One place I lived I had a Magpie Couple who slowly introduced their chicks to me. The Father or Mother (I couldn't tell) would just walk into my place and peck at my fridge asking for some nice fatty off-cuts for their chicks and would always reward me with their chortling songs in return.
There was a path behind my backyard where many people would walk or bike ride.
I would stand out there for fun and never get dive-bombed, while everyone would get attacked. Even the other Magpies would not attack me. I guess word gets around. 

The QLD Govt has done something Aussie and Monk would do.
We all know Monk is an 'animal dumper' for starters and Aussie would do it just for legal spite.

Years ago, we adopted a dog for the family. It was an addition to the two cats we already had. The cats never fully appreciated him and bullied the dog for years. It took until a time our ageing cat got caught up in a stand off with the neighbourhood cat. Our dog went to the cat's rescue. Both cats appreciated the dog from then on. The elderly cat died. Then our second cat developed kidney problems and struggled for months. It was a worry for the dog, who had seen the cats as his friends. After we took the cat to be euthanised, our dog had searched the house and yard looking for the cat. After it worked out that the cat was not coming home, our dog was in a depressive state for quite a while.

It took until the latter part of 2000 that Dad found an abandoned kitten. We adopted the kitten and brought it home to recover and be a kitten. Our dog fell in love straight away with the kitten and basically helped to raise her. The kitten became a juvenile cat and had learned to rely on the dog. But our dog was getting old and he eventually died. Our cat was devastated.

You can imagine that Molly being taken away from that dog would have been devastated as well. That family would be well within their rights to object to the removal of the magpie as a friend of the dog.

Our neighbours are kangaroos who abuse us. One came through an archway as I entered the other end, growled and pushed his way through. They get on the verandah, stare in the windows and don't shift when I yell at them to get out of the way to the mulch heap.  Their night fights keep us awake, which is animal cruelty.

Your..abs, six pack..gluts..?

Premier Steven Miles says government will 'work with' influencers who illegally raised Molly the magpie

chimera wrote on Mar 28^th, 2024 at 2:09pm:


Maybe this could be solved by shoving the handle of a feather duster up Gordon's arse and getting him frolicking with Bobbie and JSin.

A representation of the feather duster sticking out of Gordon's arse could replace the Union Jack on Australia's flag.

Deeds are mightier than the lying words of politicians.

Jasin wrote on Mar 27^th, 2024 at 8:52pm:


Just keep the poor bird away from monk otherwise it will end up with a blown out rectum.

Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 28^th, 2024 at 3:09pm:


Perhaps we could wrap you in a facsimile of your Palestinian flag and drop you over Israel... or even worse, Syria or Jordan or Egypt.

One look at that frantic fuzzy-wuzzy face you used to use and they'd let you wander the desert as a 'blessed of Allah' ....  Allah will watch over him and his true way will be shown without our input..... if he dies of thirst that is Allah's will...  if he falls into a well we must fish him out lest he poison the water....

Heeey - it's around Hound Grog Day...

Jasin wrote on Mar 29^th, 2024 at 7:20am:


Noooo!  Why do you think that? 

Scumbag authorities - always sticking their noses in where they're not wanted.  If Molly dies of heartbreak it will be because of them.  He was not kept in captivity, he was free to come and go as he pleased and he chose to be with his human and canine friends.

Jasin wrote on Mar 29^th, 2024 at 7:20am:


That is possible - those idiots don't know how to run a decent concentration camp............

I can see it now - the learned vets gather around while Molly pecks at food and says - "Where's me dog?" ... and they decide that since Molly can never make it back in the world it is humane to kill her.... the lovely bird will so much appreciate their care and consideration for her best interests as she undergoes involuntary suspension of life...

"Why not hand her back?" ... said one dissenting voice.... to have licence promptly stripped...

.                                                                                     scrub state voices now

Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 29^th, 2024 at 1:33pm:


A toilet brush , or pipe cleaner ?

LTYC has a habitual fixation on other member's anuses.
Tonight he's got his eye on Grapps brown-eye.
Whatever you do Grapps - don't tell a fart joke or he'll get excited and froth at the mouth.

Jasin wrote on Mar 30^th, 2024 at 5:28pm:


He already froths brown and white at the mouth.... maybe he'll drown in it...

An Aboriginal walks into a court house and farts......

BS - no Abo walks into a court house - they are dragged in chains.....

Jasin wrote on Mar 30^th, 2024 at 11:15pm:




LTYC can't stop thinking about anuses.   

Jasin wrote on Mar 30^th, 2024 at 11:18pm:


Yes - they could work on a hole-istic approach.... Laugher would enjoy that...

School kid - it's holiday time - him and mothra and all the rest .... out they come, on cue.... I've been expecting them.... a few others funny accounts you never see outside holies .... we should get them together as a choir and teach them to herh-herh in unison and pitch....

Jasin wrote on Mar 30^th, 2024 at 11:36pm:


I fart in his general direction... fetchez la vache!! He wouldn't get anywhere near it....

Molly is dead.

Jasin wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 8:38am:



I wouldn't be surprised .... the way that Dept spoke about the bird being severely habituated to humans & that the owners kept it illegally.

They have a habit of taking rescue animals ... & stress them which in turn kills many. They are telling people to let them die ... cruelly.

This couple rescued the bird which otherwise would have died. They did not keep it locked up it was free to come & go.

Another case of idiot departmental bureaucrats justifying their existence.

Jasin wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 11:06am:


Doesn't speak their language.... do you know how many seminars and sessions it takes to enable a bureaucrat to have all the answers to everything?  Years and years in smoke and brandy-filled back rooms going over every little bit... the better they become at spin with their in-house training, the higher they rise....

"Oh, well - it's not natural for a magpie to be a house guest permanently!"

"What about a guest of your small cage cell facility - Magpie Bay?"

"That is a modern, up-to-date wild animal housing facility with all the best that can be provided!"

"Wouldn't Molly just be better off at home and happy with her adopted family?"

"The science says otherwise..... now I've got a meeting to catch...."

"How is Molly doing?"

"I have no information on that at this time....."

"Can we see Molly and get an idea how she's doing?"

"Got a meeting.. got a meeting... no time..."

Takes years to get that down pat.....

Jasin wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 11:06am:


JSin is a men's anus voyeur. He douses himself with cologne and then fantasizes men's anuses and dreams of anus sniffers.

JSin needs to get a firm grip of himself if that is possible without a naked granny in attendance.

Just when we were making headway over alerting the people to the reality of the Dark Government - the 'government within a government' that comprises public service bodies... bodies not subject to the ballot box and increasingly under the control direct of the party of the day through 'contracted' heads etc.... the Dark City where decisions are made and implemented by 'regulation' and 'departmental policy' rather than through legislated approval of the body of the people......

The only body of the people they recognise is the corpse after they have run over it....

Molly The Magpie and the SA 'voice' "elections" are but the magpies in the coal mine.... it is mandatory that this government within a government be brought to heel - they are the same ones enforcing the Enclosure Acts of 2024 against you all and barbed wiring off with $500,000 fines to prevent any entry from 'poachers'.  ANYTHING as long as Their Lordship's wild kangaroos are undisturbed..... and their private hunting preserve left alone by the majority of people ...

Hunger Games 19.2 -

"What are they hanging Harry for?"

"He went onto the Nunnitjapura Reserve hunting lot and stole a rabbit to feed his family.... he'll probably get it down-graded to Participant in the Games....."

Wake up, people.... shuffle off the chains of that town water..... break out of your strangled thinking and get with the program... your whole lives are being stolen while your minds sleep.... and your children are being sterilised in greater numbers every day, and their minds channeled into narrow places with locked doors and walls on all sides....

Save Molly To Save The World!  If the simple rights of one Magpie to live the life of her choice without harming any other are not respected - where will it end?

This is no joke!!  If they come for Molly in the morning - they will come for you at night!

Jasin wrote on Apr 11^th, 2024 at 7:38pm:


They weren't "profiting" from the bird in the 1st place.

And Molly has still not been returned as yet.