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Re: Molly the magpie
Reply #30 - Mar 30^th, 2024 at 11:07pm

Jasin wrote on Mar 30^th, 2024 at 5:28pm:

LTYC has a habitual fixation on other member's anuses.
Tonight he's got his eye on Grapps brown-eye.
Whatever you do Grapps - don't tell a fart joke or he'll get excited and froth at the mouth.

He already froths brown and white at the mouth.... maybe he'll drown in it...

An Aboriginal walks into a court house and farts......

BS - no Abo walks into a court house - they are dragged in chains.....

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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 56770 Gender:	Re: Molly the magpie Reply #31 - Mar 30^th, 2024 at 11:15pm I now proclaim LTYC as 'Anus-Man'. What a 'marvel' he'll think he is.
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Bobby. Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 119293 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Molly the magpie Reply #32 - Mar 30^th, 2024 at 11:16pm Jasin wrote on Mar 30^th, 2024 at 11:15pm: I now proclaim LTYC as 'Anus-Man'. What a 'marvel' he'll think he is. LTYC can't stop thinking about anuses.
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 56770 Gender:	Re: Molly the magpie Reply #33 - Mar 30^th, 2024 at 11:18pm I think Buzzandji needs to give him some one-on-one 'counselling'.
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Re: Molly the magpie
Reply #34 - Mar 30^th, 2024 at 11:33pm

Jasin wrote on Mar 30^th, 2024 at 11:18pm:

I think Buzzandji needs to give him some one-on-one 'counselling'. Wink

Yes - they could work on a hole-istic approach.... Laugher would enjoy that...

School kid - it's holiday time - him and mothra and all the rest .... out they come, on cue.... I've been expecting them.... a few others funny accounts you never see outside holies .... we should get them together as a choir and teach them to herh-herh in unison and pitch....

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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 56770 Gender:	Re: Molly the magpie Reply #35 - Mar 30^th, 2024 at 11:36pm Hows it feel Grapps to have 'Anus-Man' (LTYC) sniffing your butt?
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Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 90165 Proud Old White Australian Man Gender:	Re: Molly the magpie Reply #36 - Mar 30^th, 2024 at 11:43pm Jasin wrote on Mar 30^th, 2024 at 11:36pm: Hows it feel Grapps to have 'Anus-Man' (LTYC) sniffing your butt? I fart in his general direction... fetchez la vache!! He wouldn't get anywhere near it....
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Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 90165 Proud Old White Australian Man Gender:	Re: Molly the magpie Reply #37 - Mar 31^st, 2024 at 12:00am Anyway - I say leave the maggie where she is happy.
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 56770 Gender:	Re: Molly the magpie Reply #38 - Mar 31^st, 2024 at 8:38am Molly is dead.
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Re: Molly the magpie
Reply #39 - Mar 31^st, 2024 at 10:57am

Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 28^th, 2024 at 3:09pm:

chimera wrote on Mar 28^th, 2024 at 2:09pm:

This is an issue requiring leadership by the premier on the floor of parliament. A federal election is looming, interest rates are undecided and the sub deal is wobbly. Strong and decisive progress is essential, now. Maggie needs her mum.

Maybe this could be solved by shoving the handle of a feather duster up Gordon's arse and getting him frolicking with Bobbie and JSin.

A representation of the feather duster sticking out of Gordon's arse could replace the Union Jack on Australia's flag.

Deeds are mightier than the lying words of politicians.

There you go again with your arse fetish

why don't you just phuk off with your pillow biter mates & arse fetishes over to Gaza ....

and take bets which one of you will be thrown off a multi-story building first

My money is on you.

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Re: Molly the magpie
Reply #40 - Mar 31^st, 2024 at 11:05am

Jasin wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 8:38am:

Molly is dead.

I wouldn't be surprised .... the way that Dept spoke about the bird being severely habituated to humans & that the owners kept it illegally.

They have a habit of taking rescue animals ... & stress them which in turn kills many. They are telling people to let them die ... cruelly.

This couple rescued the bird which otherwise would have died. They did not keep it locked up it was free to come & go.

Another case of idiot departmental bureaucrats justifying their existence.

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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 56770 Gender:	Re: Molly the magpie Reply #41 - Mar 31^st, 2024 at 11:06am LTYC is the Anus-Man of Ozpol now. A snoop-dog butt-sniffer. ____________________________ Molly didn't deal with the bureaucrats well.
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Re: Molly the magpie
Reply #42 - Mar 31^st, 2024 at 11:56am

Jasin wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 11:06am:

LTYC is the Anus-Man of Ozpol now.
A snoop-dog butt-sniffer.

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Molly didn't deal with the bureaucrats well.

Doesn't speak their language.... do you know how many seminars and sessions it takes to enable a bureaucrat to have all the answers to everything? Years and years in smoke and brandy-filled back rooms going over every little bit... the better they become at spin with their in-house training, the higher they rise....

"Oh, well - it's not natural for a magpie to be a house guest permanently!"

"What about a guest of your small cage cell facility - Magpie Bay?"

"That is a modern, up-to-date wild animal housing facility with all the best that can be provided!"

"Wouldn't Molly just be better off at home and happy with her adopted family?"

"The science says otherwise..... now I've got a meeting to catch...."

"How is Molly doing?"

"I have no information on that at this time....."

"Can we see Molly and get an idea how she's doing?"

"Got a meeting.. got a meeting... no time..."

Takes years to get that down pat.....

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chimera Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 15426 Armidale Gender:	Re: Molly the magpie Reply #43 - Mar 31^st, 2024 at 12:21pm And the dog? hey? Is there grief counselling and help on the painful journey to life without Maggy?
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Re: Molly the magpie
Reply #44 - Mar 31^st, 2024 at 12:27pm

Jasin wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 11:06am:

LTYC is the Anus-Man of Ozpol now.
A snoop-dog butt-sniffer.

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Molly didn't deal with the bureaucrats well.

JSin is a men's anus voyeur. He douses himself with cologne and then fantasizes men's anuses and dreams of anus sniffers.

JSin needs to get a firm grip of himself if that is possible without a naked granny in attendance.

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