Australian Politics Forum - Hot Cross Buns

John_Taverner Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2217 Gender:	Hot Cross Buns Mar 25^th, 2024 at 5:11pm Which do you prefer? With fruit, without fruit, with chocolate or something else. Which is the most woke? My hot cross bun had horns on it. I think the machine must have been bumped. Is that an omen? (This is an experiment)
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 56770 Gender:	Re: Hot Cross Buns Reply #1 - Mar 25^th, 2024 at 5:33pm Hi John. Where you been? The best bun is the free one. What was Jesus Christ's last words to his Jewish People (of whom he wanted to rule over) who put him up on the Cross? "Wait till me little brother Hitler gets yas - ya bastards!"
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MeisterEckhart Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 17122 Gender:	Re: Hot Cross Buns Reply #2 - Mar 25^th, 2024 at 5:49pm Jasin wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 5:33pm: What was Jesus Christ's last words to his Jewish People (of whom he wanted to rule over) who put him up on the Cross? "Wait till me little brother Hitler gets yas - ya bastards!" You mean Titus.
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Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 90219 Proud Old White Australian Man Gender:	Re: Hot Cross Buns Reply #3 - Mar 25^th, 2024 at 6:10pm Where are the anti-Crusader riots in the streets? Will Foolies and Crawls ban them for 'sensitivity' reasons? 'Sensitivity' can cost the nation access to a Horizontal Falls .... why not Hotex Buns?
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chimera Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 15426 Armidale Gender:	Re: Hot Cross Buns Reply #4 - Mar 25^th, 2024 at 6:22pm Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 6:10pm: anti-Crusader The croissants? chrisake. pork croissant with XXXX.
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Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 90219 Proud Old White Australian Man Gender:	Re: Hot Cross Buns Reply #5 - Mar 25^th, 2024 at 7:40pm chimera wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 6:22pm: Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 6:10pm: anti-Crusader The croissants? chrisake. pork croissant with XXXX. Heaven in Bankistan ...... XXXX you say? Brisbandar Abass... with a VB in Meccalbourne ....
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Re: Hot Cross Buns
Reply #6 - Mar 25^th, 2024 at 8:28pm

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 6:10pm:

Where are the anti-Crusader riots in the streets?

Will Foolies and Crawls ban them for 'sensitivity' reasons? 'Sensitivity' can cost the nation access to a Horizontal Falls .... why not Hotex Buns?

Interesting. I wondered how long it would take. On "sensitivity", I just watched a movie on SBS on Demand called "(This is not) a Christmas Movie" It's in Dutch, but if you don't mind the subtitles, it's hilarious.

It starts with a teacher being given an early holiday for saying something "racist". It brings "awkward" to a new level.

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chimera Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 15426 Armidale Gender:	Re: Hot Cross Buns Reply #7 - Mar 25^th, 2024 at 8:36pm A Muslim on the Malaysia plane next to me made no racist comment when I asked the hostess for a plonk (red, smooth, fruity finish), passed across his seat. But his eyes bored deep into my throat as the fires of hell rose higher.
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Re: Hot Cross Buns
Reply #8 - Mar 25^th, 2024 at 9:32pm

chimera wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 8:36pm:

A Muslim on the Malaysia plane next to me made no racist comment when I asked the hostess for a plonk (red, smooth, fruity finish), passed across his seat. But his eyes bored deep into my throat as the fires of hell rose higher.

Strange. Wine is quite popular in Malaysia. They even have some good wineries from memory.

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Baronvonrort Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20613 Gender:	Re: Hot Cross Buns Reply #9 - Mar 25^th, 2024 at 9:35pm John_Taverner wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 5:11pm: Which do you prefer? With fruit, without fruit, with chocolate or something else. Which is the most woke? (This is an experiment) I prefer this one. https://www.bakersdelight.com.au/products/mocha-hot-cross-bun/
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Re: Hot Cross Buns
Reply #10 - Mar 26^th, 2024 at 6:36am

Baronvonrort wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 9:35pm:

John_Taverner wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 5:11pm:

Which do you prefer? With fruit, without fruit, with chocolate or something else. Which is the most woke?

(This is an experiment)

I prefer this one.

https://www.bakersdelight.com.au/products/mocha-hot-cross-bun/

Might have a new favourite.

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Bobby. Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 119824 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Hot Cross Buns Reply #11 - Mar 26^th, 2024 at 6:46am I gave up on hot cross buns 20 years ago - they are full of sugar and taste awful to me. Why do they put sugar in bread?
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Re: Hot Cross Buns
Reply #12 - Mar 26^th, 2024 at 7:57am

John_Taverner wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 9:32pm:

Wine is quite popular in Malaysia.

The unbelievers do sink into pits of alcohol and swine and judgement awaits. The hostie apologised to her fellow Malay for the wicked apostate next to him. He politely accepted and forgave the offence, this time.
(the plane was at 30,000 feet over the Muslim fishing boats so I sat quietly, in true submission, peace be to the righteous ones).

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Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 90219 Proud Old White Australian Man Gender:	Re: Hot Cross Buns Reply #13 - Mar 26^th, 2024 at 8:37am Are their swineries as good as their wineries?
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chimera Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 15426 Armidale Gender:	Re: Hot Cross Buns Reply #14 - Mar 26^th, 2024 at 11:14am Yes they're working on it. Directly boosting methane to alcohol remains a great challenge, like marketing pig wine. "Swill it and get pissed"?
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