Australian Politics Forum - Are Sex toys beneficial for a relationship?

BigP Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1924 West Auckland Gender:	Re: Are Sex toys beneficial for a relationship? Reply #15 - Mar 25^th, 2024 at 5:30pm Dnarever wrote on Mar 24^th, 2024 at 9:22pm: Depends if the girl likes them or not. I found about 60 - 40 against but it may depend on other things. So of the 100 girls/guys you slept with only 40 liked you shoving your dildo up their ass ?
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Laugh till you cry Gold Member Offline Posts: 16619 In your happy place Gender:	Re: Are Sex toys beneficial for a relationship? Reply #16 - Mar 25^th, 2024 at 7:12pm I would shudder to imagine Belgarion rampaging with a giant strap-on.
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BigP Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1924 West Auckland Gender:	Re: Are Sex toys beneficial for a relationship? Reply #17 - Mar 25^th, 2024 at 7:43pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 7:12pm: I would shudder to imagine Belgarion rampaging with a giant strap-on. I hope you had some leather to bite on , whilst they removed the slug from your ass lol
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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 76740 Gender:	Re: Are Sex toys beneficial for a relationship? Reply #18 - Mar 25^th, 2024 at 7:52pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 7:12pm: I would shudder to imagine Belgarion rampaging with a giant strap-on. Now you've gone and gotten Bobby all excited
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BigP Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1924 West Auckland Gender:	Re: Are Sex toys beneficial for a relationship? Reply #19 - Mar 25^th, 2024 at 8:36pm John Smith wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 7:52pm: Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 7:12pm: I would shudder to imagine Belgarion rampaging with a giant strap-on. Now you've gone and gotten Bobby all excited Looks like you got the jump on him , ya ole fag lol
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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 110864 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Are Sex toys beneficial for a relationship? Reply #20 - Mar 25^th, 2024 at 9:02pm This thread is sick - why doesn't Aussie lock it?
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Re: Are Sex toys beneficial for a relationship?
Reply #21 - Mar 25^th, 2024 at 9:30pm

BigP wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 8:36pm:

John Smith wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 7:52pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 7:12pm:

I would shudder to imagine Belgarion rampaging with a giant strap-on.

Now you've gone and gotten Bobby all excited Roll Eyes

Looks like you got the jump on him , ya ole fag lol

He wishes I'd jump him

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Our esteemed leader:
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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it_is_the_light Gold Member Offline Christ Light Posts: 41434 The Pyramid of LIGHT Gender:	Re: Are Sex toys beneficial for a relationship? Reply #22 - Mar 25^th, 2024 at 9:46pm It's a slippery slope ... 1 thing leads to another , then you'll be growing tits 🤷‍♂️
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Re: Are Sex toys beneficial for a relationship?
Reply #23 - Mar 25^th, 2024 at 9:46pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 7:12pm:

I would shudder to imagine Belgarion rampaging with a giant strap-on.

Belgarion would have standards i doubt he would give it to you with a strap on.

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The strangest things men have shoved up their bottoms for pleasure: From a WW1 bomb to a FISH - and 20 McDonald's Happy Meal toys... new book reveals history of extreme masturbation techniques

What do artillery shells, aquatic animals and McDonald's Happy Meal toys all have in common?

The answer, probably to your horror, is that they have all been inserted in men's bottoms for sexual pleasure.

A new book detailing the history of extreme self-pleasuring techniques has laid bare how far some go in search of a 'perfect' orgasm - and the psychology behind it.

More here for takes it up the arse til he cries- https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13215463/The-strangest-things-men-sho...

Takes it up the arse till he cries should realise doctors aren't stupid here is some advice for you.

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Re: Are Sex toys beneficial for a relationship?
Reply #24 - Mar 25^th, 2024 at 9:49pm

John Smith wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 9:30pm:

BigP wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 8:36pm:

John Smith wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 7:52pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 7:12pm:

I would shudder to imagine Belgarion rampaging with a giant strap-on.

Now you've gone and gotten Bobby all excited Roll Eyes

Looks like you got the jump on him , ya ole fag lol

He wishes I'd jump him

Before you jump anyone , give your crush a couple of 1 pumps

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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 110864 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Are Sex toys beneficial for a relationship? Reply #25 - Mar 25^th, 2024 at 10:03pm dear master Light, what more proof of the End Times do we need?
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Reply #26 - Mar 25^th, 2024 at 10:17pm

Baronvonrort wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 9:46pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 7:12pm:

I would shudder to imagine Belgarion rampaging with a giant strap-on.

Belgarion would have standards i doubt he would give it to you with a strap on.

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The strangest things men have shoved up their bottoms for pleasure: From a WW1 bomb to a FISH - and 20 McDonald's Happy Meal toys... new book reveals history of extreme masturbation techniques

What do artillery shells, aquatic animals and McDonald's Happy Meal toys all have in common?

The answer, probably to your horror, is that they have all been inserted in men's bottoms for sexual pleasure.

A new book detailing the history of extreme self-pleasuring techniques has laid bare how far some go in search of a 'perfect' orgasm - and the psychology behind it.

More here for takes it up the arse til he cries- https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13215463/The-strangest-things-men-sho...

Takes it up the arse till he cries should realise doctors aren't stupid here is some advice for you.

Bvr demonstrates that he has expert knowledge of what has been inserted into anuses over the centuries.

Bvr would have a PhD in anal sex if any university would allow the disgusting old codger entry.

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BigP Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1924 West Auckland Gender:	Re: Are Sex toys beneficial for a relationship? Reply #27 - Mar 26^th, 2024 at 12:36am Bobby. wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 9:02pm: This thread is sick - why doesn't Aussie lock it? Hes probably hiding in the closet and hasn't seen lol
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BigP Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1924 West Auckland Gender:	Re: Are Sex toys beneficial for a relationship? Reply #28 - Mar 26^th, 2024 at 12:38am Bobby. wrote on Mar 25^th, 2024 at 10:03pm: dear master Light, what more proof of the End Times do we need? By the looks of that pic, all the light has been sucked into a black hole lol
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Reply #29 - Mar 26^th, 2024 at 6:05pm

The sex toy industry has saved the lives of denizens Bvr and Belgarion who have found each other and discovered new ways of finding each other.

These two old codgers would have been in the dumpster by now had they not mastered sex toys and each other.

Sex toys have livened these two old perverts so much they could introduce a dumpster and their walking frames into their sex play.

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