Q: Why did the Jew cross the road?
A: To get away from the Brit wanker copper threatening to arrest him for being "openly Jewish".
The following exchange between a Jewish Londoner and a Metropolitan policeman took place on Saturday, and prompted a lot of weekend commentary. It occurred not in some obscure corner of the capital, but in the heart of town - in the Aldwych, home to Australia House, India House, various West End theatres and the church of St Clement Danes, as featured in "Oranges and Lemons", which the bells play four times a day. So it's fine for Commonwealth High Commissioners, theatregoers, and the last three Anglicans in southern England. But not Jews.
Gideon Falter had just left his synagogue and was wearing a - stand well back! - yarmulke. Talk about flaunting it:
https://twitter.com/antisemitism/status/1781032832204214308Mr Falter was not welcome at the Hamacidal maniacs' march. So the coppers threatened to do to Falter what they'd done to Robinson. As I had cause to observe re the so-called "national conservative" conference in Brussels, tone-policing isn't going to save you.
Be that as it may, Deputy Assistant Jobsworth Matt Twist felt obliged to apologise to Mr Falter:
The use of the term 'openly Jewish' by one of our officers is hugely regrettable. It's absolutely not the basis on which we make decisions, it was a poor choice of words and while not intended, we know it will have caused offence to many. We apologise.
However, continued the Jobsworth, it's still all the Jews' fault for being quite so Jewy:
They must know that their presence is provocative, that they're inviting a response and that they're increasing the likelihood of an altercation.
Yeah, why can't you Jews just make like Anne Frank and go lie low in the attic for the duration?
This caused another social-media frenzy, so the coppers were obliged to withdraw the statement and apologise for any distress caused by their previous apology.
I am surprised that anyone was surprised by any of this: For the entirety of this century, HM Constabulary has been completely indifferent to the industrial-scale gang-rape of twelve-year-old girls in every town up and down the spine of England. Why would perambulating Jews prompt a reconsideration of their boundless deference to Islam and its preoccupations?
Nevertheless, the Campaign Against Antisemitism is now planning a march this Saturday for "tolerance and decency".
I hate to quibble, but those two things don't necessarily go together: If you "tolerate", as Britain has done, the demographic transformation of your cities, you may find the populace has insufficient in common for common "decency". I've been writing about the metastasizing Jew-hate for a long time now - random column from a decade ago here - and in the teeth of the obsolescent obsessions of the "Official Jews": chaps like the ADL's Abe Foxman and his northern equivalent, Bernie Farber, the Islamoschmoozing bigshot who, if he's remembered at all, it will only be for his role in the de-Jewing of Canada.
So I find the calls for "tolerance and decency" not quite up to the challenge of the hour. As I keep reiterating, it's simple arithmetic now: The UK's Jewish population is old and minimally fruitful; the Muslim population is youthful and growing:
1981:
Jews: 330,000
Muslims: 553,000
2021:
Jews: 277,653
Muslims: 3,868,133
So, in five years' time, there will be fewer Jews in Britain - and more Muslims. Name a country where more Muslims means better times for Jews. I'll wait.
So we're way past pleas for "tolerance and decency" here. I was struck by this point in Julie Burchill's Spectator column:
I just keep thinking of how lonely British Jews must feel, seeing the swastikas paraded about on the streets of the capital they have contributed so much to.
That's true. In the last year or so, several famous British Jews have used that same word to me: "lonely." But there's plenty of loneliness to go around: In nothing flat, the indigenous (Anglo-Celtic) population of "the United Kingdom"'s capital has declined to a mere third of the city's inhabitants:
When over sixty per cent of a UK city is of non-UK descent, who's available to be your constables and, in another five years, your chief inspectors? And, when the preponderance of your immigrants are from cultures where all the Jews are dead or fled, why would you expect your own society to be any different?
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