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Jovial Monk Gold Member Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 49296 Gender:	Re: Dad Jokes Reply #60 - Dec 11^th, 2023 at 8:30am And are you not expected to groan at them?
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Agnes. Gold Member Offline St Agness Posts: 1248	Re: Dad Jokes Reply #61 - Dec 11^th, 2023 at 8:30am Gnads wrote on Dec 11^th, 2023 at 8:20am: It is for "Dad" jokes is it not? That it is gnads...
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Agnes. Gold Member Offline St Agness Posts: 1248	Re: Dad Jokes Reply #62 - Dec 11^th, 2023 at 8:31am calm the farm ok?
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Agnes. Gold Member Offline St Agness Posts: 1248	Re: Dad Jokes Reply #63 - Dec 11^th, 2023 at 8:32am Jovial Monk wrote on Dec 11^th, 2023 at 8:30am: And are you not expected to groan at them? dad jokes have that effect on some of us- sometimes
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Gnads Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 31472 Gender:	Re: Dad Jokes Reply #64 - Dec 11^th, 2023 at 10:43am Jovial Monk wrote on Dec 11^th, 2023 at 8:30am: And are you not expected to groan at them? Yeah some are dead set groaners I tried to get ones that are just above the groan
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Jovial Monk Gold Member Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 49296 Gender:	Re: Dad Jokes Reply #65 - Dec 12^th, 2023 at 9:35am Will glass coffins ever be a success???? Remains to be seen.
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Gnads Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 31472 Gender:	Re: Dad Jokes Reply #66 - Dec 13^th, 2023 at 9:33am How do you get a country girls attention? A tractor.
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Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 87742 Always was always will be HOME Gender:	Re: Dad Jokes Reply #67 - Dec 20^th, 2023 at 10:49pm Why don't ants have balls? 'Cause they can't dance.... What have you got if you've got a cricket ball in each hand and a metre apart? One bloody big cricket.... GROOOOOAN ............... I do declare said the Deep Southern cricket captain...
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 52829 Gender:	Re: Dad Jokes Reply #68 - Dec 20^th, 2023 at 10:51pm Mothra has Daddy issues.
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Re: Dad Jokes
Reply #69 - Dec 20^th, 2023 at 11:16pm

Jasin wrote on Dec 20^th, 2023 at 10:51pm:

Mothra has Daddy issues. Cheesy

Hshe does - oh, hshe does... and lives in a place where you have to make peace with the local Aborigines if you want to survive.... what a choice of lifestyle - or maybe forced on shim/hir (don't really know if hshe is Arthur or Martha - don't care much, either) ..... we live bush and we don't have that problem.... even our Whites are mostly tame .... mostly .... get a few druggos in town occasionally ... one beat up on an old guy for his car parking style and copped a hiding from a local young bloke built like the proverbial...

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Captain Nemo Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 12265 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Dad Jokes Reply #70 - Feb 2^nd, 2024 at 8:23am Not quite a Dad Joke but a funny:
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Agnes.. Senior Member Offline Porco Rosso Posts: 457 Gender:	Re: Dad Jokes Reply #71 - Feb 4^th, 2024 at 7:44pm Yes a beer will do it!!!!
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Jovial Monk Gold Member Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 49296 Gender:	Re: Dad Jokes Reply #72 - Feb 4^th, 2024 at 8:11pm Ask JohnSmith what he offered to give his wife at her first delivert.
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