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mothra Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 36073 Gender:	Dad Jokes Nov 25^th, 2023 at 6:31am What do you call a disappointing coffee? ... A depresso
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mothra Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 36073 Gender:	Re: Dad Jokes Reply #1 - Nov 25^th, 2023 at 6:32am What do you call a fish in a bowtie? ... Sophishticated.
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mothra Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 36073 Gender:	Re: Dad Jokes Reply #2 - Nov 25^th, 2023 at 6:33am Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? ... Because they're so good at it.
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Jovial Monk Gold Member Online Dogs not cats! Posts: 49304 Gender:	Re: Dad Jokes Reply #3 - Nov 25^th, 2023 at 7:01am . . .they’re so good at it
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mothra Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 36073 Gender:	Re: Dad Jokes Reply #4 - Nov 25^th, 2023 at 7:03am Jovial Monk wrote on Nov 25^th, 2023 at 7:01am: . . .they’re so good at it And so, so bad.
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 52829 Gender:	Re: Dad Jokes Reply #5 - Nov 25^th, 2023 at 7:06am WHO'S YA DADDY mothra?
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Jovial Monk Gold Member Online Dogs not cats! Posts: 49304 Gender:	Re: Dad Jokes Reply #6 - Nov 25^th, 2023 at 7:13am If you were to look at the lack of support for you in the poll for Mod here would you conclude that shouting crap all over the board is your best strategy? Maybe post a bit less and try and put some thought into your posts?
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mothra Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 36073 Gender:	Re: Dad Jokes Reply #7 - Nov 25^th, 2023 at 7:15am How many apples can you grow on a tree? ... All of them
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Jovial Monk Gold Member Online Dogs not cats! Posts: 49304 Gender:	Re: Dad Jokes Reply #8 - Nov 25^th, 2023 at 7:16am As long as the tree doesn’t have fireblight! {groan}
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mothra Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 36073 Gender:	Re: Dad Jokes Reply #9 - Nov 25^th, 2023 at 7:28am My dear old dad's favourite joke for years ... Why is a duck? ... Because one of it's legs is both the same. Then he moved on to this one ... told over and over again for years on end. He's still telling it (along with "i didn't get only one hair cut"): Why do fireman wear red braces? ... To keep their trousers up.
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mothra Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 36073 Gender:	Re: Dad Jokes Reply #10 - Nov 25^th, 2023 at 7:32am Why was the sand upset? ...Because the sea weed.
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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 21139 Gordon Gender:	Re: Dad Jokes Reply #11 - Nov 25^th, 2023 at 8:07am Why didn't the dog go to the beach? He couldn't find a barking spot. When the dog finally found a barking spot at the beach, why didn't he go for a swim? Because the ocean was too ruff. (Original from my 6yo who is starting dad jokes early)
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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 21139 Gordon Gender:	Re: Dad Jokes Reply #12 - Nov 25^th, 2023 at 8:08am What did the ice cream say to his grandpa who was drowning? Paddlepop
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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 21139 Gordon Gender:	Re: Dad Jokes Reply #13 - Nov 25^th, 2023 at 8:09am Why did the hippy drown? He was too far out.
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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 21139 Gordon Gender:	Re: Dad Jokes Reply #14 - Nov 25^th, 2023 at 8:10am What do you call a Spaniard with a prosthetic toe. Rubbertoe
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