Hah!  Yesterday I filled up with diesel - first click ... then a little click more (only take a tetch more anyway) - stopped at exactly $100.00.  No - I didn't preset it.

What Seinfeld would have called 'the perfect pump' ... but he's egocentric....

I use a cloth on the oily diesel pump - I believe it is Bobby's end of times ... there will be portents in the sky and on the earth... the diesel pumps will read 100, and the petrol pumps - the staff of life - will bleed over the landscape and the hands of the users will be fouled ... time's up.....

Maybe that $100.00 is telling me I'm past my use by date.. 100% time used ... bit late - I'm about twenty years past my use by date - so the Universe still needs me for something... someone has to lead the war to end all whores in politics........must be me ..... could've been a goner in me twenties, but the Universe had other ideas...