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Agnes.
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Are you sexy?
Nov 8th, 2023 at 4:50pm
 
Tell us about you and what makes you sexy- I realise this topic is going to fall flat most likely- but let's see what you know.

Leave your shyness at the door.
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Reply #1 - Nov 8th, 2023 at 5:11pm
 
When younger, I had no issues finding willing women to be "friends" with.
Several literally threw themselves at me.
But naive as I was, I didn't think of myself as sexy.

Once I met my wife to be, I had no interest in other women.
But the attentions of women became more insistent when told that I wasn't interested.

Now, as a chubby, old, bald 65 year old, I'm beyond sexy.
But every now and then, some old lady has a go at chatting me up.

But am I sexy?
I don't think so.
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Reply #2 - Nov 8th, 2023 at 6:09pm
 
I think you are still sexy Valkie- cos you have an interest in sex/still-illustrated by the way you speak of those days in your youth- you still see your wife as the beautiful woman she once was- so you still carry it around with you- its so great that you have that and for that reason you will never be lonely.
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Reply #3 - Nov 8th, 2023 at 7:49pm
 
Nah - I'm interesting - like an absent-minded professor.... sort of a John Nash of Ozpol.  I'm not up on the social niceties, but have the proverbial heart of gold - and a heart of steel when affronted by fools....

I've been mistaken for a professor of medicine, or most other things, even for a cop.... it's just the way I carry myself with the certain knwoledge that I've done things that no other can... not least of all your kind...

Insult me once - more fool you ....
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Reply #4 - Nov 8th, 2023 at 7:51pm
 
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Reply #5 - Nov 8th, 2023 at 8:34pm
 
Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Nov 8th, 2023 at 7:49pm:
Nah - I'm interesting - like an absent-minded professor.... sort of a John Nash of Ozpol.  I'm not up on the social niceties, but have the proverbial heart of gold - and a heart of steel when affronted by fools....

I've been mistaken for a professor of medicine, or most other things, even for a cop.... it's just the way I carry myself with the certain knwoledge that I've done things that no other can... not least of all your kind...

Insult me once - more fool you ....



It's not meant to be funny - then why did I laugh. You are trying so hard to sound interesting.



Belgarion my computer is taking its time to open a simple link- will look later.
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Reply #6 - Nov 8th, 2023 at 8:38pm
 

Rod Stewart - Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?

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Agnes. wrote on Nov 8th, 2023 at 8:34pm:
Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Nov 8th, 2023 at 7:49pm:
Nah - I'm interesting - like an absent-minded professor.... sort of a John Nash of Ozpol.  I'm not up on the social niceties, but have the proverbial heart of gold - and a heart of steel when affronted by fools....

I've been mistaken for a professor of medicine, or most other things, even for a cop.... it's just the way I carry myself with the certain knwoledge that I've done things that no other can... not least of all your kind...

Insult me once - more fool you ....



It's not meant to be funny - then why did I laugh. You are trying so hard to sound interesting.



Belgarion my computer is taking its time to open a simple link- will look later.


But I AM interesting..... you just need to know how to read life...... draw associations.... reach conclusions based on the FULL evidence and not just empty phrases trotted out by a mendacious media ....something sadly lacking in many here....

Look at methra - "Abo kids of ten are locked up in prison!": quoth amnesty ... so instead of critically analysing this, methra storms off on yet another crusade without reference to facts.... while it would be nice to merely say - "Oh, just another Don Quixote!" - Don Quixote had a heart.... HE never said that boomers should all die......

WAPOS..... bow down to the Boomer who built your comfort zone entire.... revere your Elders and abandon the worship of False Elders.... cunning though they may be... an Elder who cannot properly advise ten year olds not to break laws and end up in detention is no Elder at all.

As the Romans said:- 
An Senex qui modo Presbyter nomine est nullus Senior omnino!


Or as the Irish say:- 
Mol an Tiarna agus pas a fháil sa Guinness ...

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Reply #8 - Nov 9th, 2023 at 5:28am
 
Well, I'm always getting checked out at the supermarket...
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Reply #9 - Nov 9th, 2023 at 5:56am
 

Although I'm 77, I still retain that foxy younger man's certain je ne sais pas.

Could be my suave good looks, pheromones, the casual wink
or hint of a smile, or even the unconcealed adjustment of the
wedding tackle... who's to know?

    Wink

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Reply #10 - Nov 9th, 2023 at 7:45am
 
The Heartless Felon wrote on Nov 9th, 2023 at 5:28am:
Well, I'm always getting checked out at the supermarket...


Ha! Good one.
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Reply #11 - Nov 9th, 2023 at 7:58am
 
Am I sexy?

Well my husband still thinks I am. I have no idea why. I don’t particularly care about such things. My focus is on being a practical and worthy partner and soul mate by watching over everything as we’re both orphans now and that means we have to look out for each other. It’s funny how life changes you as you navigate its brutal reality which largely consists of grief and loss. You start to realise that all that matters is the health and safety of those around you and that entails the environment they live in.

Having said all that I still think my husband is very sexy. Unlike me...the bastard is super intelligent and a nerd and a geek so of course I’m smitten for life. He knows I’m a sapiosexual at heart.



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Reply #12 - Nov 9th, 2023 at 6:11pm
 
Agnes. wrote on Nov 8th, 2023 at 6:09pm:
I think you are still sexy Valkie- cos you have an interest in sex/still-illustrated by the way you speak of those days in your youth- you still see your wife as the beautiful woman she once was- so you still carry it around with you- its so great that you have that and for that reason you will never be lonely.


It's easy when you find your soul mate.
Yes, at 65 our sex life isn't as "energetic" as it used to be.
But we still enjoy each other regularly.

And then we are stuffed for the rest of the day.

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A DREAM OF A WORLD THAT HAS NEVER KNOWN ISLAM
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SUCH A WONDERFUL DREAM
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Reply #13 - Nov 9th, 2023 at 6:36pm
 
Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 9th, 2023 at 7:58am:
Am I sexy?

Well my husband still thinks I am. I have no idea why. I don’t particularly care about such things. My focus is on being a practical and worthy partner and soul mate by watching over everything as we’re both orphans now and that means we have to look out for each other. It’s funny how life changes you as you navigate its brutal reality which largely consists of grief and loss. You start to realise that all that matters is the health and safety of those around you and that entails the environment they live in.

Having said all that I still think my husband is very sexy. Unlike me...the bastard is super intelligent and a nerd and a geek so of course I’m smitten for life. He knows I’m a sapiosexual at heart.





I too am an orphan with some sort of 'family ties' - not that you'd want to know them and not that any other branch of the extended family does, either.

Funny how that works out in real life...I guess like me you'd take in every stray dog if you could or every orphan... or have a secret dream of one day owning a large bushland property with some cleared for a nature reserve and horse and animal rescue.... and wonder WTF could be the reason for the local NPWS and council to cull the wild deer.. or down the Snowies the Brumbies (not the football team).. the wild horses around Coffs...  ... they don't do much or eat that much.... got wild horses here too .... and drivers who run into them would probably run into a fence post that leapt out at them or take that chunk out of a tree on the Highway that jumped out at the cross named one .... I get to drive near them all the time... those drivers that is.... terrifying to be near... should be culled.....

Had a tail gater today, thinking that somehow sitting four feet from the back of my Terr'uh'tree would get them there faster in a 100 kph zone at peak hour with a host of cars in front of me and coming the other way .... I just kept going up and down on the cruise control until they backed off... when they start waving a hand in the air in frustration you know you've won ...
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Reply #14 - Nov 9th, 2023 at 6:42pm
 
Oh - many women think I'm sexy - but they don't have to live with me and my sense of humour.... and my unwillingness to be unfairly criticised or argued with over nothing... it's called 'loyalty' - a thing in very short supply with women these days...

Lovely to see the CEO of Optus leaving her Vaucluse mansion and heading for Oblivion (it seems) - sad to see that Gladys is mooted to take over ... FFS - how much does she need of a free ride? It's not like she's got kids or anything... maybe she'll leave it to the RSPCA...  or more likely her equally parasitic family from Armenia ....  arrgh - Cap'n 'Ooknose ... follow-on from BlackBaird the Privateer ... arrrgh ... Robber Barons and Treasury Pirates all...!!!

What astounds me is the cost of medical treatments for all those pollies who've f
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cked the country and people... just to keep them sucking down their overly fat pensions for life etc... should be handled like any other criminal - take your time, boys.. no hurry to save this one....   Cool Cool
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