Frank wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2023 at 12:07pm:


Very funny, Frank 

My advice -
trick women into thinking they are making most of the choices
when in fact they make the small choices but you make the important ones  e.g.

SMALL:
What ice cream dear - plain or vanilla?
What cut for the onions - Asian or European?
Shall we go to the zoo or the beach?

LARGE:
I'll buy this model of car.

Jovial Monk wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2023 at 1:08pm:



Monk,
you're as gay as a $3 bill.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/archaeology/women-hunted-often-prehis...

Scientists are now suggesting that prehistoric women were superior hunters to men, but not due to physical prowess or strategic skills. According to the researchers, it all comes down to one simple factor: their incessant talking.

"We've long speculated about the hunting dynamics and gender roles of our ancient ancestors," explained Dr. Burt Hudson, lead researcher on the study. "But our findings indicate that prehistoric women were so adept at endless small-talk that animals, overwhelmed by the constant chatter, simply dropped dead out of sheer exhaustion."

The study, conducted over several years in various prehistoric sites, revealed compelling evidence. "We found ancient cave paintings that showed while men were busy grunting and pointing at things, the women subdued massive animals by using only their voices," Dr. Hudson elaborated. "Remarkably, it appears that unendurably endless stories without a point and constant questions — not pointy spears — are what slew the beasts."

Researchers discovered that a mass extinction led to a shortage of game, which caused the women to come back to the caves and talk to their husbands, forcing the husbands to flee the caves and invent farming.

HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA — In what observers believe to be a significant step forward in the area of marital interaction, a local man thoughtfully responded to his wife's nine-paragraph text about her day with a thumbs-up emoji.

Rob Taylor patiently and thoroughly read through his wife Melissa's encyclopedic tome recounting every detail of her day and lovingly took a brief moment to reply with a heartfelt yellow thumbs-up to let her know how supportive he was.

"I wanted her to know how much I appreciated her text," Rob said. "I pride myself on being an attentive husband and catering to my wife's needs in the most tender and sensitive way possible. The thumbs-up should do it."

Though his wife had spent over an hour compiling draft after draft of what would eventually become the final version of her text message, Rob deftly determined the yellow thumbs-up emoji to be the perfect response. "She'll be so relieved to hear back from me," he said. "When your wife pours her heart out like that in such a vulnerable way, it's important to let her know you care."

Rob expressed confidence that the thumbs-up would be sufficient to serve as an effective reply to Melissa telling him about how wild the kids were during breakfast, the weird dream she had last night, her awkward phone call with her sister, her shock at how expensive mangos were at the grocery store, and the ugly look the Starbucks barista gave her at the drive-through.

At publishing time, Rob said his wife had not yet responded to his thumbs-up, though the tell-tale "..." displayed in their text conversation for the last 45 minutes was an indication that it would be coming soon.

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Many women take the first word the last word and 98.5% of those in between. The male is typically allowed 3 dispersed Yes's in the first 1,000 words and 1 yes in each following 1,000 words if he is still listening.

Here's a lady having the last word.

Brava!

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