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Hospital evacuated after 8-inch WWI artillery shell discovered in patient’s butt

A hospital in France was evacuated after a male patient arrived with a WWI artillery shell lodged in his backside.

According to the bum-shell report, the unnamed 24-year-old had been rushed to the Rangueil Accident and Emergency unit in Toulouse late Saturday night, the Daily Mail reported.

The poor fellow was “in a state of extreme discomfort, having inserted a large object up his rectum,” an insider source said.

Surgeons conducted emergency surgery, during which they discovered the shocking source of his pain — a live, eight-inch bomb shell from 1918 that had been lodged inside him, the Sun reported.

Fearing a potential fire in the hole — and hospital — medical personnel alerted the bomb squad and fire brigade and evacuated the facility.

Meanwhile, a security perimeter was formed around the medical center as the authorities investigated the explosive situation.