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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 21799 Gordon Gender:	Run fatty RUN Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 2:49pm Bwhahahahaha!!! Maybe if they told the winning prize was a camel burger. Somali sports minister sorry after ‘slowest ever’ 100m runner goes viral https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2023/aug/02/slowest-ever-sprinter-somalia-nasr...
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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 118871 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Run fatty RUN Reply #1 - Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 2:55pm Gee wizz - how did she get there? I could run a 13.5 seconds for the 100m when I was a 14 year old school boy.
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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 21799 Gordon Gender:	Re: Run fatty RUN Reply #2 - Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 3:00pm Bobby. wrote on Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 2:55pm: Gee wizz - how did she get there? I could run a 13.5 seconds for the 100m when I was a 14 year old school boy. What could you do it in now? I'm actually headed up tho oval to do some laps with the kid, I'll time myself on a 100m.
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Reply #3 - Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 3:01pm

Gordon wrote on Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 3:00pm:

Bobby. wrote on Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 2:55pm:

Gee wizz - how did she get there?

I could run a 13.5 seconds for the 100m when I was a 14 year old school boy. Grin

What could you do it in now?
I'm actually headed up tho oval to do some laps with the kid, I'll time myself on a 100m.

I wouldn't even try to run now - I'm too old.

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Frank Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 57732 Gender:	Re: Run fatty RUN Reply #4 - Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 3:19pm Gordon wrote on Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 2:49pm: Bwhahahahaha!!! Maybe if they told the winning prize was a camel burger. Somali sports minister sorry after ‘slowest ever’ 100m runner goes viral https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2023/aug/02/slowest-ever-sprinter-somalia-nasr... A fat Somali.
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aquascoot Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 37721 Gender:	Re: Run fatty RUN Reply #5 - Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 4:30pm she may have eaten the missing runner in lane 8
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UnSubRocky Gold Member Offline Crocodile Hunter: Origins Posts: 25194 Rockhampton Gender:	Re: Run fatty RUN Reply #6 - Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 5:20pm I have strained feet and I am 25kg overweight. I could run the 100 metres in 15 seconds.
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UnSubRocky Gold Member Offline Crocodile Hunter: Origins Posts: 25194 Rockhampton Gender:	Re: Run fatty RUN Reply #7 - Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 5:21pm Fat Somalian... who woulda thunk it? Things must have changed in Somalia in all those years. Or perhaps she is still getting through eating all that hoarded United Nations food aid from 1992.
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Reply #8 - Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 6:57pm

Bobby. wrote on Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 3:01pm:

Gordon wrote on Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 3:00pm:

Bobby. wrote on Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 2:55pm:

Gee wizz - how did she get there?

I could run a 13.5 seconds for the 100m when I was a 14 year old school boy. Grin

What could you do it in now?
I'm actually headed up tho oval to do some laps with the kid, I'll time myself on a 100m.

I wouldn't even try to run now - I'm too old.

And gay.

Too old, and too gay.

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Reply #9 - Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 6:58pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 5:20pm:

I have strained feet and I am 25kg overweight. I could run the 100 metres in 15 seconds.

I did 15 sec this arvo after doing a 5km. Doing full on sprints out of the blue, even if you jog regularly is a good way to pull something so I went a bit easy. I reckon I could do about 14, but I was never a sprinter, more a distance cross country type.

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Reply #10 - Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 8:28pm

If I trained through my teens and into my twenties, I could probably run the 100 metres in about 11 seconds. I might be able to break 11 seconds at my peak. But, I would never run faster than 10.8 seconds. Even if I started training today, I doubt that I could break 12 seconds in the 100 metres ever again in my life.

22 seconds to run 100 metres would bring shame upon my family. I don't care if my father was a member of the athletics committee. The girl should have stayed home.

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Frank Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 57732 Gender:	Re: Run fatty RUN Reply #11 - Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 10:07pm We must be grateful that a Somali comes last not because of weakness from malnutrition and famine but because she is Lizzo!!
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Reply #12 - Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 10:55pm

Bobby. wrote on Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 3:01pm:

Gordon wrote on Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 3:00pm:

Bobby. wrote on Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 2:55pm:

Gee wizz - how did she get there?

I could run a 13.5 seconds for the 100m when I was a 14 year old school boy. Grin

What could you do it in now?
I'm actually headed up tho oval to do some laps with the kid, I'll time myself on a 100m.

I wouldn't even try to run now - I'm too old.

I used to do the 100 in eleven seconds at school - played fullback for the rugby team at 14. Now I can hardly walk to the front gate.

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Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 90121 Proud Old White Australian Man Gender:	Re: Run fatty RUN Reply #13 - Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 10:55pm Frank wrote on Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 10:07pm: We must be grateful that a Somali comes last not because of weakness from malnutrition and famine but because she is Lizzo!! Not some converted bloke?
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Reply #14 - Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 10:58pm

Gordon wrote on Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 3:00pm:

Bobby. wrote on Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 2:55pm:

Gee wizz - how did she get there?

I could run a 13.5 seconds for the 100m when I was a 14 year old school boy. Grin

What could you do it in now?
I'm actually headed up tho oval to do some laps with the kid, I'll time myself on a 100m.

If I made it the time would be slower than that by a lot.

I never broke 12s as a junior and that was fairly quick. I was never really a runner and it wasn't my distance.

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