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chimera Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 15426 Armidale Gender:	Re: Disturbing things people say in their sleep Reply #15 - Aug 2^nd, 2023 at 8:58pm Barbie is 11.5 inches (29 cm) tall,
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UnSubRocky Gold Member Offline Crocodile Hunter: Origins Posts: 25194 Rockhampton Gender:	Re: Disturbing things people say in their sleep Reply #16 - Aug 2^nd, 2023 at 9:08pm chimera wrote on Aug 2^nd, 2023 at 8:58pm: Barbie is 11.5 inches (29 cm) tall, Not according to the recent movie.
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Reply #17 - Aug 2^nd, 2023 at 9:10pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Aug 2^nd, 2023 at 8:58pm:

The biggest nightmare I have had is dreaming that I was involved in a game of cricket. Fielding a ball, I could not throw the ball back to the keeper as my arm would not move -- given that I was sleeping on my arm at the time. I had to wake up and let the blood flow down my arm again. The batting team in my dream scored 5 runs all ran. I did not sleep enough to find out if I was booted off the team.

👆 That was your “biggest” nightmare ffs???

That’s not even a bona fide nightmare. It’s just a boring dream. Dear God your life must be boring. 😐

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Lisa Jones Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 39047 Sydney Gender:	Re: Disturbing things people say in their sleep Reply #18 - Aug 2^nd, 2023 at 9:11pm UnSubRocky wrote on Aug 2^nd, 2023 at 9:08pm: chimera wrote on Aug 2^nd, 2023 at 8:58pm: Barbie is 11.5 inches (29 cm) tall, Not according to the recent movie. How big is Ken?
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Reply #19 - Aug 2^nd, 2023 at 9:12pm

Lisa Jones wrote on Aug 2^nd, 2023 at 9:10pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Aug 2^nd, 2023 at 8:58pm:

The biggest nightmare I have had is dreaming that I was involved in a game of cricket. Fielding a ball, I could not throw the ball back to the keeper as my arm would not move -- given that I was sleeping on my arm at the time. I had to wake up and let the blood flow down my arm again. The batting team in my dream scored 5 runs all ran. I did not sleep enough to find out if I was booted off the team.

👆 That was your “biggest” nightmare ffs???

That’s not even a bona fide nightmare. It’s just a boring dream. Dear God your life must be boring. 😐

Oh sorry. My biggest nightmare is one where a roid-raging body builder rips the spine out of a security guard, despite the guard's pleas for mercy.

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chimera Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 15426 Armidale Gender:	Re: Disturbing things people say in their sleep Reply #20 - Aug 2^nd, 2023 at 9:12pm The 4 inch ones live in Brazil https://www.amazon.com/4-inch-dolls/s?k=4+inch+dolls
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Reply #21 - Aug 2^nd, 2023 at 9:18pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Aug 2^nd, 2023 at 9:12pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Aug 2^nd, 2023 at 9:10pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Aug 2^nd, 2023 at 8:58pm:

The biggest nightmare I have had is dreaming that I was involved in a game of cricket. Fielding a ball, I could not throw the ball back to the keeper as my arm would not move -- given that I was sleeping on my arm at the time. I had to wake up and let the blood flow down my arm again. The batting team in my dream scored 5 runs all ran. I did not sleep enough to find out if I was booted off the team.

👆 That was your “biggest” nightmare ffs???

That’s not even a bona fide nightmare. It’s just a boring dream. Dear God your life must be boring. 😐

Oh sorry. My biggest nightmare is one where a roid-raging body builder rips the spine out of a security guard, despite the guard's pleas for mercy.

Ahh that’s better!

Those types of nightmares tend to come to me AFTER being forced to watch shocking movies like Aliens or Predator. I have no idea why guys “enjoy” watching stuff like that. They’re dreadful IMO. 😩

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Reply #22 - Aug 2^nd, 2023 at 9:29pm

Lisa Jones wrote on Aug 2^nd, 2023 at 9:18pm:

Those types of nightmares tend to come to me AFTER being forced to watch shocking movies like Aliens or Predator. I have no idea why guys “enjoy” watching stuff like that. They’re dreadful IMO. 😩

Or what about Aliens vs Predator? Or the sequel? The kid succumbed to the alien embryo bursting out of him.

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Reply #23 - Aug 2^nd, 2023 at 9:44pm

With that said, here is The Babylon Bee's compilation of the most awful things you've done in your wife's dreams.

You went and got coffee but you didn't get any coffee for her and you had octopus arms: You're such an inconsiderate cephalopod sometimes.
You made out with her sister inside the claw machine at Chuck E. Cheese: In front of children? Really?
You drank a Bud Light: Drinking woke beer? Really? What are you hiding from her?
You ignored her all day and just looked at your phone while she was being robbed by hot pirates: Yes, the pirates were super hot, but put down your phone, you jerk.
You didn't tell her you were turning into an Asian woman: Now she's married to an Asian woman. How is she supposed to explain that to her family?
When there was this new rule where you had to swim across this lake to vote and you could make it but she couldn't, you just laughed and were like "Haha, you can't vote!": You officially helped rig a sexist election.
You were Hitler, but on top of that, you didn't answer any of her phone calls: We're not sure which part of that is worse.
You won the lottery and divorced her and married your 5th-grade teacher in a big wedding in the high school gym: Now your wife is poor and brokenhearted.
She was at school and hadn't studied for the big test: Not technically your fault, but she blamed you for it anyway.
A giant tidal wave was coming over the mountains but you were like "Who cares? I love your best friend!" and then you made out with her best friend while she looked for the kids and she couldn't find the youngest and the tidal wave turned into split pea soup and you told her you always hated her split pea soup and that her fly was down: Don't pretend you didn't have that all planned out.

Now that you've been called out for your crimes, you had better get to work on making it up to her. Go!

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Violet Crumble Gold Member Offline Posts: 576	Re: Disturbing things people say in their sleep Reply #24 - Aug 2^nd, 2023 at 10:43pm Lisa Jones wrote on Aug 2^nd, 2023 at 9:11pm: UnSubRocky wrote on Aug 2^nd, 2023 at 9:08pm: chimera wrote on Aug 2^nd, 2023 at 8:58pm: Barbie is 11.5 inches (29 cm) tall, Not according to the recent movie. How big is Ken? Ask Bobby.
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chimera Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 15426 Armidale Gender:	Re: Disturbing things people say in their sleep Reply #25 - Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 2:59am Ken proves it, the movie was little people on a set made their size.
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Reply #26 - Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 3:16am

UnSubRocky wrote on Aug 2^nd, 2023 at 1:24pm:

AusGeoff wrote on Aug 2^nd, 2023 at 3:16am:

JollyGreenGiant wrote on Aug 1^st, 2023 at 10:28am:

...And the next day he would get short with her when she told him about it.

That's a known problem for any bloke who's only 4"-11" tall.

(I'll get my coat.)

Someone who is only 4 to 11 inches tall?

Hmmm... another sign of old age! Grin

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Reply #27 - Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 11:01am

UnSubRocky wrote on Aug 2^nd, 2023 at 8:58pm:

The biggest nightmare I have had is dreaming that I was involved in a game of cricket. Fielding a ball, I could not throw the ball back to the keeper as my arm would not move -- given that I was sleeping on my arm at the time. I had to wake up and let the blood flow down my arm again. The batting team in my dream scored 5 runs all ran. I did not sleep enough to find out if I was booted off the team.

And you expect us to believe you have been traumatised?

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Reply #28 - Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 11:09am

mothra wrote on Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 11:01am:

UnSubRocky wrote on Aug 2^nd, 2023 at 8:58pm:

The biggest nightmare I have had is dreaming that I was involved in a game of cricket. Fielding a ball, I could not throw the ball back to the keeper as my arm would not move -- given that I was sleeping on my arm at the time. I had to wake up and let the blood flow down my arm again. The batting team in my dream scored 5 runs all ran. I did not sleep enough to find out if I was booted off the team.

And you expect us to believe you have been traumatised?

I was making an underwhelming statement about a time I was incapacitated through the limitations of my movements being incorporated into my dreams. Sure, that dream is such a nothing dream. But, it is one of those dreams that I did not want to traumatise other posters reading. I suppose I could recall some nightmarish dreams. Like going for a late night walk and seeing a snake rear up at me and then strike.

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Reply #29 - Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 11:15am

UnSubRocky wrote on Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 11:09am:

mothra wrote on Aug 3^rd, 2023 at 11:01am:

UnSubRocky wrote on Aug 2^nd, 2023 at 8:58pm:

The biggest nightmare I have had is dreaming that I was involved in a game of cricket. Fielding a ball, I could not throw the ball back to the keeper as my arm would not move -- given that I was sleeping on my arm at the time. I had to wake up and let the blood flow down my arm again. The batting team in my dream scored 5 runs all ran. I did not sleep enough to find out if I was booted off the team.

And you expect us to believe you have been traumatised?

I was making an underwhelming statement about a time I was incapacitated through the limitations of my movements being incorporated into my dreams. Sure, that dream is such a nothing dream. But, it is one of those dreams that I did not want to traumatise other posters reading. I suppose I could recall some nightmarish dreams. Like going for a late night walk and seeing a snake rear up at me and then strike.

Still not the dreams of a traumatised person.

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