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Reply #30 - Jul 31st, 2023 at 5:44pm
 
Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jul 31st, 2023 at 5:41pm:
Bobby. wrote on Jul 31st, 2023 at 5:26pm:
When the office secretary wants some help with her computer printing
problems and you actually help her print out that document without
taking too much of a peek.


[url]https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/144/111/692/orig
inal/978ee5d89a8f8200.png[/url]


It's a refined art being able to look in her eyes while still sensing the wherewithal... comes with age...



I think men of all ages would have trouble concentrating if she was in office.    Smiley



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Reply #31 - Jul 31st, 2023 at 5:45pm
 
Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jul 31st, 2023 at 5:41pm:
It's a refined art being able to look in her eyes while still sensing the wherewithal.



couldn't find your glasses crappler? Cheesy
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Our esteemed leader:
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.
 
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Reply #32 - Jul 31st, 2023 at 7:13pm
 
Dnarever wrote on Jul 31st, 2023 at 3:47pm:
It's 9:30 am so you have no idea what you had for breakfast, heck you don't even remember if you had breakfast. The scales say that you may have had 2 breakfasts. (made that one up - I hope).


One time, I brushed my teeth before having a 5-minute shower. I got out, towelled off and got dressed. Then I started to wonder if I had brushed my teeth recently. So, I brushed them again, just in case I did not.
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Reply #33 - Jul 31st, 2023 at 7:22pm
 
Jovial Monk wrote on Jul 31st, 2023 at 5:29pm:
That’s because you are a poof.


Grin Grin Grin

I was thinking the same thing about Bobby. He certainly knows how to out himself as gay. Looking at that picture, it took me 2 minutes to look up from the woman's breasts to her eyes. And I mean that she has a pretty face, too.

Tell tale signs are happenin', Bobby. From enquiring about greggery's sexuality to admitting that you would not look in appreciation to the stunning features of a woman. I will expect you to have a special friend you want to introduce to us, very soon.

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Reply #34 - Jul 31st, 2023 at 7:24pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Jul 31st, 2023 at 5:44pm:
I think men of all ages would have trouble concentrating if she was in office.    Smiley


That is because you would be irritated at the thought of her stealing your boyfriend, Bobby.
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Reply #35 - Jul 31st, 2023 at 7:25pm
 
John Smith wrote on Jul 31st, 2023 at 5:45pm:
Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jul 31st, 2023 at 5:41pm:
It's a refined art being able to look in her eyes while still sensing the wherewithal.



couldn't find your glasses crappler? Cheesy


They would probably have fallen into the cleavage of that lady, after he finished motorboating her.
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Reply #36 - Jul 31st, 2023 at 7:26pm
 
UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 31st, 2023 at 7:24pm:
Bobby. wrote on Jul 31st, 2023 at 5:44pm:
I think men of all ages would have trouble concentrating if she was in office.    Smiley


That is because you would be irritated at the thought of her stealing your boyfriend, Bobby.



That's because as a gay guy you think all other guys are like you and Monk.
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Reply #37 - Jul 31st, 2023 at 7:26pm
 
The Heartless Felon wrote on Jul 31st, 2023 at 5:04pm:
Dnarever wrote on Jul 31st, 2023 at 3:40pm:
Frank wrote on Jul 31st, 2023 at 3:25pm:
Thinking it weird to be the same age as old people.


Worse to be older than old people.


That was uncalled for - I just turned 80...


Wasn't aimed at anyone - Except not going to say it.
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Reply #38 - Jul 31st, 2023 at 7:28pm
 
The Heartless Felon wrote on Jul 31st, 2023 at 5:04pm:
Dnarever wrote on Jul 31st, 2023 at 3:40pm:
Frank wrote on Jul 31st, 2023 at 3:25pm:
Thinking it weird to be the same age as old people.


Worse to be older than old people.


That was uncalled for - I just turned 80...

   I want to turn 80. It will be a blast.
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Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave ~
 
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Reply #39 - Jul 31st, 2023 at 7:30pm
 
Agnes. wrote on Jul 31st, 2023 at 7:28pm:
The Heartless Felon wrote on Jul 31st, 2023 at 5:04pm:
Dnarever wrote on Jul 31st, 2023 at 3:40pm:
Frank wrote on Jul 31st, 2023 at 3:25pm:
Thinking it weird to be the same age as old people.


Worse to be older than old people.


That was uncalled for - I just turned 80...

   I want to turn 80. It will be a blast.


Odds against me getting there. Too much footy in youth.
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Reply #40 - Jul 31st, 2023 at 7:30pm
 
an old fart?
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Reply #41 - Jul 31st, 2023 at 8:01pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Jul 31st, 2023 at 7:26pm:
UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 31st, 2023 at 7:24pm:
Bobby. wrote on Jul 31st, 2023 at 5:44pm:
I think men of all ages would have trouble concentrating if she was in office.    Smiley


That is because you would be irritated at the thought of her stealing your boyfriend, Bobby.



That's because as a gay guy you think all other guys are like you and Monk.


Me and Monk -- two of the straightest guys on the forum? Nah, there are other males on this forum who are as straight as us.

I think you, Bobby, have confessed enough that you are gay.
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Reply #42 - Jul 31st, 2023 at 8:27pm
 
UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 31st, 2023 at 8:01pm:
Bobby. wrote on Jul 31st, 2023 at 7:26pm:
UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 31st, 2023 at 7:24pm:
Bobby. wrote on Jul 31st, 2023 at 5:44pm:
I think men of all ages would have trouble concentrating if she was in office.    Smiley


That is because you would be irritated at the thought of her stealing your boyfriend, Bobby.



That's because as a gay guy you think all other guys are like you and Monk.


Me and Monk -- two of the straightest guys on the forum? Nah, there are other males on this forum who are as straight as us.

I think you, Bobby, have confessed enough that you are gay.




You and Monk are like 2 peas in a pod.   Embarrassed
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Reply #43 - Jul 31st, 2023 at 8:54pm
 

Having cucumber and Dijon mustard for dinner ... at 4pm.



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Reply #44 - Jul 31st, 2023 at 9:06pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 31st, 2023 at 8:54pm:
Having cucumber and Dijon mustard for dinner ... at 4pm.





Is that normal?
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