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Dnarever Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 61498 Here Gender:	Re: Signs Your Are Getting Old Reply #15 - Jul 31^st, 2023 at 3:34pm Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Jul 31^st, 2023 at 11:54am: You spend your time arguing with arseholes online.... Some may say you spend time being an arsehole online. Not us though - or should I speak for myself?
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Dnarever Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 61498 Here Gender:	Re: Signs Your Are Getting Old Reply #16 - Jul 31^st, 2023 at 3:35pm John Smith wrote on Jul 31^st, 2023 at 2:12pm: Quote: Signs Your Are Getting Old You start agreeing with crappler luckily I'm still young so that day has yet to come Damn - I thought I was getting old.
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Dnarever Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 61498 Here Gender:	Re: Signs Your Are Getting Old Reply #17 - Jul 31^st, 2023 at 3:35pm Look everywhere for your keys. Accidently find them after you gave up. In your pocket.
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Dnarever Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 61498 Here Gender:	Re: Signs Your Are Getting Old Reply #18 - Jul 31^st, 2023 at 3:40pm Frank wrote on Jul 31^st, 2023 at 3:25pm: Thinking it weird to be the same age as old people. Worse to be older than old people.
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Reply #19 - Jul 31^st, 2023 at 3:44pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 31^st, 2023 at 2:42pm:

Needing 5 hours sleep to get refreshed, instead of the 8 that you needed in your teenage years. Injuring yourself and taking a few days to heal, instead of being sore for an afternoon. Falling over and taking 2 minutes to stand back up. Watching Sky News. Thinking that Waleed Aly is ultra left-wing, instead of being fair and unbiased. Figuring that social problems could be resolved with a bit of self-control. Finding that teenage to early 20s girls find you more attractive in your 40s than they did when you were in your 30s and 20s. Wearing more respectable clothing when you go shopping, instead of board shorts, running shoes and whatever t-shirt. Short back and side haircuts for men, instead of letting the hair grow.

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Falling over and taking 2 minutes to stand back up.

You have good knees moving that quick.

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Dnarever Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 61498 Here Gender:	Re: Signs Your Are Getting Old Reply #20 - Jul 31^st, 2023 at 3:47pm It's 9:30 am so you have no idea what you had for breakfast, heck you don't even remember if you had breakfast. The scales say that you may have had 2 breakfasts. (made that one up - I hope).
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chimera Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 15426 Armidale Gender:	Re: Signs Your Are Getting Old Reply #21 - Jul 31^st, 2023 at 3:51pm Dnarever wrote on Jul 31^st, 2023 at 3:35pm: Look everywhere for your keys. Accidently find them after you gave up. In your pocket. ouch. Roma street station Brisbane. No bus passes, line of people waiting to board the bus. Bus passes in back pocket.
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Agnes. Gold Member Offline St Agness Posts: 1248	Re: Signs Your Are Getting Old Reply #22 - Jul 31^st, 2023 at 4:57pm JollyGreenGiant wrote on Jul 31^st, 2023 at 4:37am: chimera wrote on Jul 31^st, 2023 at 3:54am: Also being awake at 3.28am and posting stuff like this. Going to bed early and being wide-awake at 3:00am is another!! Jolly Green Twat- Violet Crumble will get lonely AiA is jealous as well
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Agnes. Gold Member Offline St Agness Posts: 1248	Re: Signs Your Are Getting Old Reply #23 - Jul 31^st, 2023 at 4:59pm it is a privilidge to get old you should be so lucky- I lost both of my parents in the prime of their life-
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The Heartless Felon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2869 Gender:	Re: Signs Your Are Getting Old Reply #24 - Jul 31^st, 2023 at 5:04pm Dnarever wrote on Jul 31^st, 2023 at 3:40pm: Frank wrote on Jul 31^st, 2023 at 3:25pm: Thinking it weird to be the same age as old people. Worse to be older than old people. That was uncalled for - I just turned 80...
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Reply #25 - Jul 31^st, 2023 at 5:11pm

When you're heading to Mascot to catch a plane and you keep feeding money into a machine that now only uses cards you buy and you don't even know where to buy one and the security guy says some shop you never heard of down the road, and then find out that the price has doubled from $12 anyway to over the $20 you are trying to feed it and get a ticket, just to get four stops etc to Mascot. Then you look around for a ticket window for help and there isn't one.....

F

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ck privatisation of everything in sight.

Next time I'll hail a cab at Central. Cost the bloody same I reckon - maybe a few bucks to save the hassle.

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Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 90122 Proud Old White Australian Man Gender:	Re: Signs Your Are Getting Old Reply #26 - Jul 31^st, 2023 at 5:18pm You get an invitation from a China East hostie to come spend her layover time with her and her friend ....
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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 118904 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Signs Your Are Getting Old Reply #27 - Jul 31^st, 2023 at 5:26pm When the office secretary wants some help with her computer printing problems and you actually help her print out that document without taking too much of a peek.
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Jovial Monk Gold Member Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 51474 Gender:	Re: Signs Your Are Getting Old Reply #28 - Jul 31^st, 2023 at 5:29pm That’s because you are a poof.
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Reply #29 - Jul 31^st, 2023 at 5:41pm

Bobby. wrote on Jul 31^st, 2023 at 5:26pm:

When the office secretary wants some help with her computer printing
problems and you actually help her print out that document without
taking too much of a peek.

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It's a refined art being able to look in her eyes while still sensing the wherewithal... comes with age...

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“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passion, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.”
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