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Reply #210 - Jun 8th, 2024 at 5:45pm
 
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, and all sorts of things.

The grandfather is saying in a controlled voice: "Easy, William, we won't be long". Another outburst and she hears the grandfather calmly say, "It's okay William. Just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there”.

At the checkout the little horror is throwing items out of the cart. Grandfather says again in a controlled voice, "William, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes, stay cool William."

Very impressed, the woman goes outside to where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car. She says, "It's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying that things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his grandfather."

"Thanks", says the grandfather, "but I am William, this little *******'s name is Kevin".

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Reply #211 - Jun 11th, 2024 at 6:21pm
 
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Reply #212 - Jun 11th, 2024 at 6:23pm
 
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Reply #213 - Jun 11th, 2024 at 6:40pm
 
Carl D wrote on Jun 11th, 2024 at 6:21pm:
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They were optimistic for clearing conditions by Friday.
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Reply #214 - Jun 11th, 2024 at 6:55pm
 
Could be house fires. Bushfires and volcanic lava are hotter. The specific 379 is unusual but.
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Reply #215 - Jun 11th, 2024 at 7:59pm
 
chimera wrote on Jun 11th, 2024 at 6:55pm:
Could be house fires. Bushfires and volcanic lava are hotter. The specific 379 is unusual but.


At 192°C, any human would not last 10 seconds of that temperature.
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Reply #216 - Jun 11th, 2024 at 8:18pm
 
It's cooler at floor level. Place a towel over the head to filter smoke, have long sleeves and trousers and don't panic.
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Reply #217 - Jun 13th, 2024 at 8:23am
 
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Reply #219 - Jun 20th, 2024 at 6:06pm
 
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Reply #220 - Jun 20th, 2024 at 9:14pm
 
Carl D wrote on Jun 11th, 2024 at 6:23pm:
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She is getting ready for the Compass Cup, held yearly in Mt Compass south of Adelaide‚—yup, cows are “raced.”
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Reply #221 - Jun 21st, 2024 at 10:30am
 
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Reply #222 - Jun 21st, 2024 at 7:27pm
 
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Estragon: I can’t go on like this.
Vladimir: That’s what you think.
 
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Reply #223 - Jun 26th, 2024 at 12:47am
 
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Estragon: I can’t go on like this.
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Reply #224 - Jun 26th, 2024 at 12:48am
 
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