greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 31
st, 2023 at 1:24pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 27
th, 2023 at 12:44pm:
Quick question for Groggy/Matty:
Has HE (who will not be named by me because I refuse to be an enabler of your addiction to HIS NAME) been arrested yet?
Asking for a friend who couldn’t be bothered reading the 18 pages of this topic.
He's been indicted.
His third-rate lawyers say he will surrender on Tuesday.
He'll then be arrested and booked.
He'll have his mug shot and fingerprints taken, and most likely will have to surrender his passport.
Then he'll apply for bail, which he will probably be granted.
He'll then act like a petulant child and go on to his third-rate Twitter knock off to incite violence.
Now now, Greggery, you never can tell. All sorts of things may or may not happen.
Dear Leader (who will not be named by me because I refuse to be an enabler of your addiction to HIS NAME) might be pardoned.
Dear Leader might seek political asylum in Russia.
Dear Leader might commit suicide. It's all too common in these types of cases, dear, but do you know?
Less than 10% of criminal cases in America ever go to trial. Dear Leader will, most likely, do a plea bargain. He'll plead guilt to a lesser charge like tax evasion, cop a fine and that's that. But do you know?
The heat on the big fella hasn't even started. Georgia, the DOJ, jolly E Jean. It's going to be death of a thousand cuts until erection day, so I'm curious.
How many criminals do you know have won a presidential primary? And how many criminals who don't even want the job?
Dear Leader's only reason for standing was to stay away from the docks. Come Tuesday, he'll be in cuffs.
His only out now is a deal for a pardon, and there's a way out: promise some faker like Ron Desantimonious to stand down, but not just that.
Eat a big bowl of Ron D's sh
it - in public - and put every resource at the big fella's disposal behind Ron's campaign.
We're talking celebrity golf tournaments at Bedminster. $2000 a head dinners at Mar a Lago. Virtual playing cards of Ron D dressed as cowboy, motorcycle cop and red Indian, virtually signed by the big fella himself, the whole bit. We're talking Dear Leader being Ron Desantiminious's wind-up act at his rallies, basically playing Mike Flynn to Ron D's Dear Leader.
What a swell party it will be, no? If I was Ron I'd insist on a nice job for the big fella too. Ambassador to Ukraine?
Lock it in, leftards. If Dear Leader wants a federal pardon, he's going to have to sing for his supper. And he'll still have to cop a plea bargain, a criminal record and no doubt some hefty community service in New York.
It is a jolly world, no?
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