Captain Caveman wrote on Mar 20
th, 2023 at 8:09am:
Baronvonrort wrote on Mar 19
th, 2023 at 3:28pm:
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Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Looks like old slutguts is off to jail.
Bwahahahahaha.
Yes, it all could have been so beautiful. Mr Trump could have met Stormy at Atlantic City, just kissed her, grabbed her by the pussy and left it at that.
But no, he had to call her back, take her out for a well-done steak and ketchup, have his way with her and think up a story to tell Melania.
And then he had to go and ask Mike to pay her off - cash?
Mike had to talk him out of his cash idea, and we know how the rest of it goes.
Mike takes out a mortgage on his house, pays her off - cheque - and Mr Trump bumps up Mike's fees for a bit. Mike gets busted and takes the rap. Problem solved, right?
Wrong. For a while there, Mike strings the FBI along, playing a double-game, then the G-men put the screws on him. Hard evidence on the big fella or no deal. Twenty Years in Terra Haute or a three year stint of home detention, your choice.
Mr Trump gets antsy on Twitter, saying how much he values loyalty and how Mike's gotta lot of problems and he needs to be very careful about what he says to the FBI because we wouldn't want to see anything bad happen to Mike and that nice wife of his, right?
Fox, Breitbart and the Proud Boys pile into Mike, sending him death threats and Mike looks like a schmuck standing there with his dick in his hand. The FBI have Mike by the balls. Mike goes for it.
He rats on the boss, takes his three years and decides he likes the publicity. He writes a book, watches the feds drop the charges on the big fella (sitting prez) and then, one day, takes a trip into Manhattan to see the state DA.
What do you want to know? He says.
What have you got? They say.
We'll find out the answer to that tomorrow, leftards.
We'll have to wait and see what happens.