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GOP VP 2024
Mar 9^th, 2023 at 1:33pm

Who will the GOP's alleged rapist choose as his VP running mate for the 2024 presidential election?

Lots of talk about Kari Loser Lake at the moment.

The big thing she has going for her is her name - 'Lake'.

It's one syllable, and that's one of the reasons Pence was chosen in the past - a one syllable name.

The MAGA crowd would find it extremely difficult to get their heads (and mouths) around a two or three syllable name.

And that brings me to Sarah Huckabee Sanders - way too many syllables there.

Strangely enough though, she would be the ideal running partner for the failed ex-president.

She's thick as a brick, not very easy on the eye (I'm trying to be as polite as possible there), and has all the charisma of one of those white, dried-up dog turds you always used to see on the footpath back in the '70s.

She wouldn't take the spotlight away from the failed businessman, and that's exactly what he wants.

Loser Lake, on the other (tiny) hand, would definitely take attention away from the failed casino owner.

So, who do you think he'll pick: Lake, Huckabee Sanders, or someone else?

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Re: GOP VP 2024
Reply #2 - Mar 9^th, 2023 at 2:14pm

John Smith wrote on Mar 9^th, 2023 at 1:54pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 9^th, 2023 at 1:33pm:

Who will the GOP's alleged rapist choose as his VP running mate for the 2024 presidential election?

Vlad?

Lol

Actually, a brilliant choice.

He'd let the failed businessman be the mouthpiece while he sat back and pulled all the strings.

I wonder if he's been asked.

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Reply #3 - Mar 9^th, 2023 at 3:09pm

I disagree with this guy in regards to Sanders, but agree with him on Haley.

Trump will be "thinking" like this:

"I need to win over the majority of women in America, and most of them are fat and ugly. Sarah Huckabee Sanders is fat and ugly, so she'll suck them in for me. Once I become President, I'll just tell her to keep away from me and cameras".

With Haley, it's like I said from the beginning: she's just running in order to siphon numbers away from DeSantis.

Her and the failed ex-president have made a deal.

"You announce you're running, and thus take votes away from Meatball Ron, and then I'll make you my VP."

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Re: GOP VP 2024
Reply #5 - Mar 9^th, 2023 at 4:35pm

aquascoot wrote on Mar 9^th, 2023 at 3:48pm:

hey gweg

how do you find the time to give homeless people sleeping bags

buy homeless people coffees

help out at the nusring home

and look after your elderly mother

when posting about trump is a 24/7 commitment

i'm curious Grin

how do you find time to run two businesses, a farm and look after multiple livestock when posting about Greg 24/7?

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Reply #6 - Mar 9^th, 2023 at 4:46pm

aquascoot wrote on Mar 9^th, 2023 at 3:48pm:

hey gweg

how do you find the time to give homeless people sleeping bags

buy homeless people coffees

help out at the nusring home

and look after your elderly mother

when posting about trump is a 24/7 commitment

i'm curious Grin

Easy.

I don't waste time sending casinos broke, setting up fake universities, trying to overthrow the government, burying ex-wives in my golf course, looking directly at the sun during an eclipse, holding hands with a soldier while I walk down small ramps, fantasising about having sex with my daughter, or grooming small children.

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Re: GOP VP 2024
Reply #7 - Mar 9^th, 2023 at 6:27pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 9^th, 2023 at 1:33pm:

Who will the GOP's alleged rapist choose as his VP running mate for the 2024 presidential election?

Lots of talk about Kari Loser Lake at the moment.

The big thing she has going for her is her name - 'Lake'.

It's one syllable, and that's one of the reasons Pence was chosen in the past - a one syllable name.

The MAGA crowd would find it extremely difficult to get their heads (and mouths) around a two or three syllable name.

And that brings me to Sarah Huckabee Sanders - way too many syllables there.

Strangely enough though, she would be the ideal running partner for the failed ex-president.

She's thick as a brick, not very easy on the eye (I'm trying to be as polite as possible there), and has all the charisma of one of those white, dried-up dog turds you always used to see on the footpath back in the '70s.

She wouldn't take the spotlight away from the failed businessman, and that's exactly what he wants.

Loser Lake, on the other (tiny) hand, would definitely take attention away from the failed casino owner.

So, who do you think he'll pick: Lake, Huckabee Sanders, or someone else?

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And that brings me to Sarah Huckabee Sanders - way too many syllables there.

She may do better than you think, she has told Donald that she is related to Colonel Harland David Sanders.

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Re: GOP VP 2024
Reply #8 - Mar 9^th, 2023 at 6:30pm

Dnarever wrote on Mar 9^th, 2023 at 6:27pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 9^th, 2023 at 1:33pm:

Who will the GOP's alleged rapist choose as his VP running mate for the 2024 presidential election?

Lots of talk about Kari Loser Lake at the moment.

The big thing she has going for her is her name - 'Lake'.

It's one syllable, and that's one of the reasons Pence was chosen in the past - a one syllable name.

The MAGA crowd would find it extremely difficult to get their heads (and mouths) around a two or three syllable name.

And that brings me to Sarah Huckabee Sanders - way too many syllables there.

Strangely enough though, she would be the ideal running partner for the failed ex-president.

She's thick as a brick, not very easy on the eye (I'm trying to be as polite as possible there), and has all the charisma of one of those white, dried-up dog turds you always used to see on the footpath back in the '70s.

She wouldn't take the spotlight away from the failed businessman, and that's exactly what he wants.

Loser Lake, on the other (tiny) hand, would definitely take attention away from the failed casino owner.

So, who do you think he'll pick: Lake, Huckabee Sanders, or someone else?

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And that brings me to Sarah Huckabee Sanders - way too many syllables there.

She may do better than you think, she has told Donald that she is related to Colonel Harland David Sanders.

Story checks out.

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Re: GOP VP 2024
Reply #9 - Mar 9^th, 2023 at 6:32pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 9^th, 2023 at 1:33pm:

Who will the GOP's alleged rapist choose as his VP running mate for the 2024 presidential election?

Lots of talk about Kari Loser Lake at the moment.

The big thing she has going for her is her name - 'Lake'.

It's one syllable, and that's one of the reasons Pence was chosen in the past - a one syllable name.

The MAGA crowd would find it extremely difficult to get their heads (and mouths) around a two or three syllable name.

And that brings me to Sarah Huckabee Sanders - way too many syllables there.

Strangely enough though, she would be the ideal running partner for the failed ex-president.

She's thick as a brick, not very easy on the eye (I'm trying to be as polite as possible there), and has all the charisma of one of those white, dried-up dog turds you always used to see on the footpath back in the '70s.

She wouldn't take the spotlight away from the failed businessman, and that's exactly what he wants.

Loser Lake, on the other (tiny) hand, would definitely take attention away from the failed casino owner.

So, who do you think he'll pick: Lake, Huckabee Sanders, or someone else?

I still thing that Ron D-Meatball would make a great subservient prancing poncey Poodle just like Pence did.

I don't see it happening - shame that.

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Re: GOP VP 2024
Reply #10 - Mar 9^th, 2023 at 6:34pm

Dnarever wrote on Mar 9^th, 2023 at 6:32pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 9^th, 2023 at 1:33pm:

Who will the GOP's alleged rapist choose as his VP running mate for the 2024 presidential election?

Lots of talk about Kari Loser Lake at the moment.

The big thing she has going for her is her name - 'Lake'.

It's one syllable, and that's one of the reasons Pence was chosen in the past - a one syllable name.

The MAGA crowd would find it extremely difficult to get their heads (and mouths) around a two or three syllable name.

And that brings me to Sarah Huckabee Sanders - way too many syllables there.

Strangely enough though, she would be the ideal running partner for the failed ex-president.

She's thick as a brick, not very easy on the eye (I'm trying to be as polite as possible there), and has all the charisma of one of those white, dried-up dog turds you always used to see on the footpath back in the '70s.

She wouldn't take the spotlight away from the failed businessman, and that's exactly what he wants.

Loser Lake, on the other (tiny) hand, would definitely take attention away from the failed casino owner.

So, who do you think he'll pick: Lake, Huckabee Sanders, or someone else?

I still thing that Ron D-Meatball would make a great subservient prancing poncey Poodle just like Pence did.

Yeah.

If he keeps his mouth shut, and doesn't nominate, he still might have a chance.

But realistically, I think Trump will pick Haley - I'm convinced they've made a deal.

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Reply #11 - Mar 9^th, 2023 at 6:36pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 9^th, 2023 at 6:34pm:

Dnarever wrote on Mar 9^th, 2023 at 6:32pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 9^th, 2023 at 1:33pm:

Who will the GOP's alleged rapist choose as his VP running mate for the 2024 presidential election?

Lots of talk about Kari Loser Lake at the moment.

The big thing she has going for her is her name - 'Lake'.

It's one syllable, and that's one of the reasons Pence was chosen in the past - a one syllable name.

The MAGA crowd would find it extremely difficult to get their heads (and mouths) around a two or three syllable name.

And that brings me to Sarah Huckabee Sanders - way too many syllables there.

Strangely enough though, she would be the ideal running partner for the failed ex-president.

She's thick as a brick, not very easy on the eye (I'm trying to be as polite as possible there), and has all the charisma of one of those white, dried-up dog turds you always used to see on the footpath back in the '70s.

She wouldn't take the spotlight away from the failed businessman, and that's exactly what he wants.

Loser Lake, on the other (tiny) hand, would definitely take attention away from the failed casino owner.

So, who do you think he'll pick: Lake, Huckabee Sanders, or someone else?

I still thing that Ron D-Meatball would make a great subservient prancing poncey Poodle just like Pence did.

Yeah.

If he keeps his mouth shut, and doesn't nominate, he still might have a chance.

But realistically, I think Trump will pick Haley - I'm convinced they've made a deal.

OH yes she has the potential to make a wonderful doormat - Just perfect.

And Kari could vacuum her every morning.

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Re: GOP VP 2024
Reply #12 - Mar 9^th, 2023 at 6:50pm

Dnarever wrote on Mar 9^th, 2023 at 6:36pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 9^th, 2023 at 6:34pm:

Dnarever wrote on Mar 9^th, 2023 at 6:32pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 9^th, 2023 at 1:33pm:

Who will the GOP's alleged rapist choose as his VP running mate for the 2024 presidential election?

Lots of talk about Kari Loser Lake at the moment.

The big thing she has going for her is her name - 'Lake'.

It's one syllable, and that's one of the reasons Pence was chosen in the past - a one syllable name.

The MAGA crowd would find it extremely difficult to get their heads (and mouths) around a two or three syllable name.

And that brings me to Sarah Huckabee Sanders - way too many syllables there.

Strangely enough though, she would be the ideal running partner for the failed ex-president.

She's thick as a brick, not very easy on the eye (I'm trying to be as polite as possible there), and has all the charisma of one of those white, dried-up dog turds you always used to see on the footpath back in the '70s.

She wouldn't take the spotlight away from the failed businessman, and that's exactly what he wants.

Loser Lake, on the other (tiny) hand, would definitely take attention away from the failed casino owner.

So, who do you think he'll pick: Lake, Huckabee Sanders, or someone else?

I still thing that Ron D-Meatball would make a great subservient prancing poncey Poodle just like Pence did.

Yeah.

If he keeps his mouth shut, and doesn't nominate, he still might have a chance.

But realistically, I think Trump will pick Haley - I'm convinced they've made a deal.

OH yes she has the potential to make a wonderful doormat - Just perfect.

And Kari could vacuum her every morning.

Yep.

Loser Lake will just have to suck it up.

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Reply #13 - Mar 28^th, 2023 at 8:18pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 9^th, 2023 at 6:50pm:

Dnarever wrote on Mar 9^th, 2023 at 6:36pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 9^th, 2023 at 6:34pm:

Dnarever wrote on Mar 9^th, 2023 at 6:32pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 9^th, 2023 at 1:33pm:

Who will the GOP's alleged rapist choose as his VP running mate for the 2024 presidential election?

Lots of talk about Kari Loser Lake at the moment.

The big thing she has going for her is her name - 'Lake'.

It's one syllable, and that's one of the reasons Pence was chosen in the past - a one syllable name.

The MAGA crowd would find it extremely difficult to get their heads (and mouths) around a two or three syllable name.

And that brings me to Sarah Huckabee Sanders - way too many syllables there.

Strangely enough though, she would be the ideal running partner for the failed ex-president.

She's thick as a brick, not very easy on the eye (I'm trying to be as polite as possible there), and has all the charisma of one of those white, dried-up dog turds you always used to see on the footpath back in the '70s.

She wouldn't take the spotlight away from the failed businessman, and that's exactly what he wants.

Loser Lake, on the other (tiny) hand, would definitely take attention away from the failed casino owner.

So, who do you think he'll pick: Lake, Huckabee Sanders, or someone else?

I still thing that Ron D-Meatball would make a great subservient prancing poncey Poodle just like Pence did.

Yeah.

If he keeps his mouth shut, and doesn't nominate, he still might have a chance.

But realistically, I think Trump will pick Haley - I'm convinced they've made a deal.

OH yes she has the potential to make a wonderful doormat - Just perfect.

And Kari could vacuum her every morning.

Yep.

Loser Lake will just have to suck it up.

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