Before it ends… I know what I want. I’m buying a fishing rod now! Going into BCF tomorrow after morning gym session. My son just bought a boat and I’ve informed him I hope to catch some fish!
I don’t need to pay for a fishing licence in Victoria as I have a seniors card 
Sometimes being older has its blessings!
I’ve got stored in the shed somewhere my dad’s old  fishing rods… I used to go boating/fishing way back then. My joke was
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Euroa”
“Euroa who?”
“You rowa the boat, and I catcha the fish!” 

PS. I just watched a megalodon movie tonight “The Meg”
Was just as scary as Jaws!
I’m hoping I catch flatheads.
Then clean it up and cook with beer batter.
Stay tuned for fishing stories of Port Phillip Bay 

A guy in a kilt walks into an Australian Pub.
He is asked "which part of the world are you from?"
He cries Racist because he was born in Canberra.

Some people bait to feel the empowerment of being victimised.