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Re: Poo jabbing
Reply #180 - Jul 18^th, 2022 at 8:27am

FutureTheLeftWant wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:41pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:39pm:

I suppose you cannot get your 'wife' pregnant with the position you do. Most of the time, I do the woman-on-top position, just out of laziness. But, sometimes I like to do it missionary position. If the girl is under 165cm tall, we would do it with her on top almost all the time.

Christ. Any position can get her pregnant. She always took the pill until I was neutered

My wife is that short and gets on top a bit

We try different things but none of our standbys are missionary. Doggy is pretty much the constant I guess?

That explains a lot.

For such a self confessed knowall I thought you'd have a handle on the correct terminology unless you really have had your testicles removed? Grin

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Re: Poo jabbing
Reply #182 - Jul 18^th, 2022 at 8:27am

Gnads wrote on Jul 18^th, 2022 at 8:27am:

FutureTheLeftWant wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:41pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:39pm:

I suppose you cannot get your 'wife' pregnant with the position you do. Most of the time, I do the woman-on-top position, just out of laziness. But, sometimes I like to do it missionary position. If the girl is under 165cm tall, we would do it with her on top almost all the time.

Christ. Any position can get her pregnant. She always took the pill until I was neutered

My wife is that short and gets on top a bit

We try different things but none of our standbys are missionary. Doggy is pretty much the constant I guess?

That explains a lot.

For such a self confessed knowall I thought you'd have a handle on the correct terminology unless you really have had your testicles removed? Grin

I find it funny. One thing the right lack is a sense of humour

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Re: Poo jabbing
Reply #183 - Jul 18^th, 2022 at 8:30am

FutureTheLeftWant wrote on Jul 18^th, 2022 at 8:24am:

MeisterEckhart wrote on Jul 18^th, 2022 at 8:21am:

FutureTheLeftWant wrote on Jul 18^th, 2022 at 6:39am:

I had some drinks last night, but people love me

Came to, half-naked on the carpet, with your skirt hitched up, again? Just another day?

Are you still masturbating over little old me?

Having a laugh over this 'straight' guy adding to his poo jabbing thread.

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Reply #184 - Jul 18^th, 2022 at 8:40am

FutureTheLeftWant wrote on Jul 18^th, 2022 at 8:27am:

Gnads wrote on Jul 18^th, 2022 at 8:27am:

FutureTheLeftWant wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:41pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:39pm:

I suppose you cannot get your 'wife' pregnant with the position you do. Most of the time, I do the woman-on-top position, just out of laziness. But, sometimes I like to do it missionary position. If the girl is under 165cm tall, we would do it with her on top almost all the time.

Christ. Any position can get her pregnant. She always took the pill until I was neutered

My wife is that short and gets on top a bit

We try different things but none of our standbys are missionary. Doggy is pretty much the constant I guess?

That explains a lot.

For such a self confessed knowall I thought you'd have a handle on the correct terminology unless you really have had your testicles removed? Grin

I find it funny. One thing the right lack is a sense of humour

I think it's extremely funny

you're halfway through your sympathetic transition

You go boy ...... errrrr girl.

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Re: Poo jabbing
Reply #185 - Jul 18^th, 2022 at 8:43am

MeisterEckhart wrote on Jul 18^th, 2022 at 8:30am:

FutureTheLeftWant wrote on Jul 18^th, 2022 at 8:24am:

MeisterEckhart wrote on Jul 18^th, 2022 at 8:21am:

FutureTheLeftWant wrote on Jul 18^th, 2022 at 6:39am:

I had some drinks last night, but people love me

Came to, half-naked on the carpet, with your skirt hitched up, again? Just another day?

Are you still masturbating over little old me?

Having a laugh over this 'straight' guy adding to his poo jabbing thread.

You are in tears, old man. Obsessed with men's anii, but not at all gay

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Reply #186 - Jul 18^th, 2022 at 8:49am

FutureTheLeftWant wrote on Jul 18^th, 2022 at 8:43am:

MeisterEckhart wrote on Jul 18^th, 2022 at 8:30am:

FutureTheLeftWant wrote on Jul 18^th, 2022 at 8:24am:

MeisterEckhart wrote on Jul 18^th, 2022 at 8:21am:

FutureTheLeftWant wrote on Jul 18^th, 2022 at 6:39am:

I had some drinks last night, but people love me

Came to, half-naked on the carpet, with your skirt hitched up, again? Just another day?

Are you still masturbating over little old me?

Having a laugh over this 'straight' guy adding to his poo jabbing thread.

You are in tears, old man. Obsessed with men's anii, but not at all gay

Tears of laughter, sure.

Old man eh. I'm younger than you say you are.

Obsessed with men's anii, eh. Who created this thread again?

but not at all gay. True.

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Reply #187 - Jul 18^th, 2022 at 8:56am

MeisterEckhart wrote on Jul 18^th, 2022 at 8:49am:

Tears of laughter, sure.

Old man eh. I'm younger than you say you are.

Obsessed with men's anii, eh. Who created this thread again?

but not at all gay. True.

You are obviously dense. Which is why you're not old and still right wing trash. Which means you get to live through the complete death of your values and ideals. Excellent

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Re: Poo jabbing
Reply #188 - Jul 18^th, 2022 at 9:01am

FutureTheLeftWant wrote on Jul 17^th, 2022 at 8:15am:

AusGeoff wrote on Jul 17^th, 2022 at 8:14am:

FutureTheLeftWant wrote on Jul 17^th, 2022 at 7:34am:

AusGeoff wrote on Jul 17^th, 2022 at 2:50am:

FutureTheLeftWant wrote on Jul 16^th, 2022 at 4:17pm:

She grabs hold of you with it? That's not how vaginas work LOL!!

Oh yes mate... it very much is if the woman is truly sexually aroused and not
simply faking the oohs and aahs, or the yes, yes, yes!

She should be tightening and relaxing her vaginal muscles rhythmically, and in
tune with your thrusting. Maybe she needs to do Kegel exercises to tune up the
old love tunnel.

HAHAHA!! This reads like a 15 year old's sex fantasy

Not so mate. I had sex fairly recently... well in February 2021... so I
remember all this sort of stuff vividly. We have nookie at least once
every year to keep in practice, so she's pretty experienced too.

When my wife and I are together, we have sex twice a day, our orgasm rate is pretty consistently equal. The most she pulsates is when she squirts, which is regular but not every time.

You've been on the porn browser Grin

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FutureTheLeftWant Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 6625 Gender:	Re: Poo jabbing Reply #189 - Jul 18^th, 2022 at 9:03am Gnads wrote on Jul 18^th, 2022 at 9:01am: You've been on the porn browser I have no clue what this means. I'm doing what I always do, telling the truth and mocking your replies. You've never made a woman ejaculate? What are you doing?
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Re: Poo jabbing
Reply #190 - Jul 18^th, 2022 at 9:07am

FutureTheLeftWant wrote on Jul 17^th, 2022 at 9:43am:

MeisterEckhart wrote on Jul 17^th, 2022 at 9:35am:

Male - female sex is socially normative sex.

Your modus operandi in dealing with loss is easily recognised.

You are too emotionally charged - hypercharged - to debate rationally.

Gay sex is normal in most species in the animal kingdom. What do you suggest we do to stop it?

I am too factual for you to debate. I've been online since 1996. People like you always do the same thing. Dodge debate, throw insults, cry when I act in kind, then start discussing endlessly how you 'won'.

It's not normal in any species Roll Eyes

If it was "the norm" the population would be far less ..no?

That it's a common occurrence has many driving factors in the non human/animal sense.

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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 77052 Gender:	Re: Poo jabbing Reply #191 - Jul 18^th, 2022 at 9:10am Gnads wrote on Jul 18^th, 2022 at 9:07am: If it was "the norm" the population would be far less ..no? If it wasn't normal, the population would be far more ... no?
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Re: Poo jabbing
Reply #192 - Jul 18^th, 2022 at 9:12am

Gnads wrote on Jul 18^th, 2022 at 9:07am:

FutureTheLeftWant wrote on Jul 17^th, 2022 at 9:43am:

MeisterEckhart wrote on Jul 17^th, 2022 at 9:35am:

Male - female sex is socially normative sex.

Your modus operandi in dealing with loss is easily recognised.

You are too emotionally charged - hypercharged - to debate rationally.

Gay sex is normal in most species in the animal kingdom. What do you suggest we do to stop it?

I am too factual for you to debate. I've been online since 1996. People like you always do the same thing. Dodge debate, throw insults, cry when I act in kind, then start discussing endlessly how you 'won'.

It's not normal in any species Roll Eyes

If it was "the norm" the population would be far less ..no?

That it's a common occurrence has many driving factors in the non human/animal sense.

Yes. Imagining animal behaviour is directly applicable to human behaviour, always descends into absurdities.

'Gay' is a human-only concept.

If a dog humps your brother's leg, is it gay?

If a dog humps your sister's leg, is it straight?

If a dog humps any leg, is it bi?

If a dog humps the couch, is it fetishistic?

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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 77052 Gender:	Re: Poo jabbing Reply #193 - Jul 18^th, 2022 at 9:17am a dog humping anyone's leg doesn't make it gay.
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MeisterEckhart Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 15127 Gender:	Re: Poo jabbing Reply #194 - Jul 18^th, 2022 at 9:20am John Smith wrote on Jul 18^th, 2022 at 9:17am: a dog humping anyone's leg doesn't make it gay. Exactly. The concept of 'gay' is inapplicable to animal behaviour. Human morality cannot be applied to animal behaviour.
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