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Reply #60 - May 27th, 2023 at 7:58am
 
LTYC promotes himself as a Jesus figure - little realising that all Messiahs are 'Gay'.  Grin Makes you wonder how he pacifies them.  Wink
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Reply #61 - May 27th, 2023 at 8:00am
 
Jasin wrote on May 27th, 2023 at 7:58am:
LTYC promotes himself as a Jesus figure - little realising that all Messiahs are 'Gay'.  Grin Makes you wonder how he pacifies them.  Wink


Nobody can deny that all of Xavier's Messiahs are gay. The calluses on Xaviers knees are evidence of that.
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Reply #62 - May 27th, 2023 at 8:13am
 
Laugh till you cry wrote on May 27th, 2023 at 8:00am:
Jasin wrote on May 27th, 2023 at 7:58am:
LTYC promotes himself as a Jesus figure - little realising that all Messiahs are 'Gay'.  Grin Makes you wonder how he pacifies them.  Wink


Nobody can deny that all of Xavier's Messiahs are gay. The calluses on Xaviers knees are evidence of that.

Hey, you're the one who sees himself as a Gay Messiah.
I don't pray to the likes of you. Maybe ask Mothra to be your Prophet while you're at it.
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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.
 
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Reply #63 - May 27th, 2023 at 9:35am
 
Jasin wrote on May 27th, 2023 at 8:13am:
Laugh till you cry wrote on May 27th, 2023 at 8:00am:
Jasin wrote on May 27th, 2023 at 7:58am:
LTYC promotes himself as a Jesus figure - little realising that all Messiahs are 'Gay'.  Grin Makes you wonder how he pacifies them.  Wink


Nobody can deny that all of Xavier's Messiahs are gay. The calluses on Xaviers knees are evidence of that.

Hey, you're the one who sees himself as a Gay Messiah.
I don't pray to the likes of you. Maybe ask Mothra to be your Prophet while you're at it.


Xavier evidently bats for the other side and appeals against the light when exposed.
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Reply #64 - May 27th, 2023 at 10:17am
 
Jasin wrote on May 26th, 2023 at 6:03pm:
Women like men who smell 'clean' and nice. It shows a woman that you are a man who takes pride in personal hygiene and well-being. That is the first step towards confidence in oneself with all humbleness, not competitiveness.
If you do like a woman - never be afraid to compliment her on something, but it only works if you are sincere about it. Women are not stupid unless you just want a 'stupid' one for sex and well, things spiral downwards, rather than upwards with that in mind.


For the last 34 years of my life, I had been told a number of things to help improve my hygiene, behaviour, and style to help me get into healthy relationships. Women like guys with a good sense of humour, are educated, and have stable employment. They also like guys that shower twice a day, brush their teeth three times a day, and keep the house clean.

I would say that I picked up some bad habits from my father. But, I have tried to outgrow them over the years of my adult life. However, some of the relationships I have had have been run off because of the attitude problem my father has tried to force on my girlfriends. Misogyny and narcissism were my father's game. Only a couple of girls could tolerate him. Have you ever had a father that thought the politeness shown by a girlfriend was a signal that the father could pucker up and lean in for a kiss? Dad is such a redneck, that he believes that he could have whoever he wanted.
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Reply #65 - May 27th, 2023 at 10:34am
 
Meanwhile, my experiment of washing myself with Axe body wash before work had no real effect on the female co-workers. No comments, compliments or "Alright... Who has been washing themselves with Axe body wash??". Nope, nothing.

My beauty routine before work is a shave, wash with lemongrass soap, apply Vaporub to my feet (once a week), use baking soda as a mouthwash, use body deodorant, and apply aftershave cologne. Normally, that hygiene is enough to keep the mosquitos away. But, that is normally a fragrance of cleanliness that could keep even the most frigid of women interested.

Maybe I need to work on my personality.
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Reply #66 - May 27th, 2023 at 11:59am
 
UnSubRocky wrote on May 27th, 2023 at 10:34am:
Meanwhile, my experiment of washing myself with Axe body wash before work had no real effect on the female co-workers. No comments, compliments or "Alright... Who has been washing themselves with Axe body wash??". Nope, nothing.

My beauty routine before work is a shave, wash with lemongrass soap, apply Vaporub to my feet (once a week), use baking soda as a mouthwash, use body deodorant, and apply aftershave cologne. Normally, that hygiene is enough to keep the mosquitos away. But, that is normally a fragrance of cleanliness that could keep even the most frigid of women interested.

Maybe I need to work on my personality.


If you dropped 30 kg body weight you might be able to score geriatric nuns with dirty habits like Xavier.
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Reply #67 - May 27th, 2023 at 2:30pm
 
If I dropped 30kg of body weight, I would be underweight.
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Reply #68 - May 27th, 2023 at 4:16pm
 
I don't know where LTYC gets his geriatric sex-fantasies from, but he seems to have them constantly on his mind. Bet he loves women who wear 4711 perfume. Another weirdo.  Grin
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Reply #69 - May 27th, 2023 at 6:16pm
 
Jasin wrote on May 27th, 2023 at 4:16pm:
I don't know where LTYC gets his geriatric sex-fantasies from, but he seems to have them constantly on his mind. Bet he loves women who wear 4711 perfume. Another weirdo.  Grin


Here we go again. Xavier fantasizes my presence in his mind and dresses me in all sorts of clothing and sometimes no clothing to fill his heart with joy.

Xavier needs a conjugal visit from Chez Gordon super model Grappler who wears 9/11 perfume which will send Xavier into a full body erection.
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Reply #70 - May 27th, 2023 at 7:06pm
 
LTYCbaby intellectually masturbating with wanker wit and homosexual imagination like an anal pumping butt monkey of repetition for attention.
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Reply #71 - May 27th, 2023 at 9:37pm
 
The Heartless Felon wrote on May 21st, 2022 at 5:42am:
Just a light touch of aftershave, Penhaligon's Blenheim Bouquet...

(Don't tell Bobby)


Uh... $229 for 100ml on Amazon?   Seriously?      Shocked


   
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Reply #72 - May 27th, 2023 at 9:44pm
 
Jasin wrote on May 26th, 2023 at 6:03pm:
...I would also add that Yogurt is good for the skin complexion and I've had feedback from a few guys of whom I've helped along the way.


Uh....?   I'm not even thinking of going there.      Cheesy


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Reply #73 - May 27th, 2023 at 9:55pm
 
AusGeoff wrote on May 27th, 2023 at 9:37pm:
The Heartless Felon wrote on May 21st, 2022 at 5:42am:
Just a light touch of aftershave, Penhaligon's Blenheim Bouquet...

(Don't tell Bobby)


Uh... $229 for 100ml on Amazon?   Seriously?      Shocked



The Heartless Felon is extremely putrescent and his smell can engulf civilians in his vicinity and render them into a state of unconsciousness.

Evidently, THF is one of the "men" Xavier has confessed to "helping".
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Reply #74 - May 28th, 2023 at 12:46am
 
Well you're no help to anyone.
You're a bit of a lost cause.
Seems time has stopped for you,
as if you've fallen into a black hole.
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