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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 52748 Gender:	Re: Men Who Wear Cologne Reply #165 - Mar 31^st, 2024 at 1:23pm When dealing with snoop-dogs like LTYC the ANUS-MAN (from Marvel/DC universe) - I choose to spray Lynx 'Africa' at him with a topping of Lynx 'Voodoo' just to be sure. No point wasting the good stuff on him, because he'll just come back for more after finding a turd in the grass and rolling in it.
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Reply #166 - Mar 31^st, 2024 at 6:21pm

Jasin wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 1:23pm:

When dealing with snoop-dogs like LTYC the ANUS-MAN (from Marvel/DC universe) - I choose to spray Lynx 'Africa' at him with a topping of Lynx 'Voodoo' just to be sure.
No point wasting the good stuff on him, because he'll just come back for more after finding a turd in the grass and rolling in it.

Astonishing!

JSin confesses to dousing himself with cologne to attract men for anal sex.

JSin's confession to seeking "turds in the grass and rolling in it" seems crazed manic behavior unless JSin engages in the pursuit of small furry creatures, or the pursuit of Bobbie.

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Wait a minute, JSin's obscene behavior could be targeting bigger obese, hairy-arsed, objectives, the smelly beast known as Gnads.

Denizens, be warned of extreme danger. If JSin approaches you with a bucket of cologne and a monster erection, run!

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Reply #168 - Mar 31^st, 2024 at 8:21pm

Jasin wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 7:38pm:

Anus-Man (ltyc) is desperately trying to draft-dodge the fact that he is indeed the anus obsessed ANUS-MAN !!!

JSin's been rolling in' it'.

JSin is very skillful. He can knit himself a Peter Heater from Gnads' anal hair.

That will bring JSin and Gnads closer together as Gnads splashes hair restorer on his sphincter to promote hair growth.

Bobbie, JSin and their adopted father Gnads have formed a 'tight' 'knit' circle.

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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 52748 Gender:	Re: Men Who Wear Cologne Reply #169 - Mar 31^st, 2024 at 8:30pm Stinky snoop-dog ANUS-MAN (ltyc) is hanging around looking for anuses to sniff. Yuk! He mentioned the concept of 'anus' at least x3 times in the above post by insinuation. Yuk! Anus-Man is obsessed with all things anus!
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Re: Men Who Wear Cologne
Reply #170 - Mar 31^st, 2024 at 8:34pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 8:21pm:

Jasin wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 7:38pm:

Anus-Man (ltyc) is desperately trying to draft-dodge the fact that he is indeed the anus obsessed ANUS-MAN !!!

JSin's been rolling in' it'.

JSin is very skillful. He can knit himself a Peter Heater from Gnads' anal hair.

That will bring JSin and Gnads closer together as Gnads splashes hair restorer on his sphincter to promote hair growth.

Bobbie, JSin and their adopted father Gnads have formed a 'tight' 'knit' circle.

The ANUS-MAN is obsessed with anal humour.

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Re: Men Who Wear Cologne
Reply #171 - Mar 31^st, 2024 at 8:46pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 8:21pm:

Jasin wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 7:38pm:

Anus-Man (ltyc) is desperately trying to draft-dodge the fact that he is indeed the anus obsessed ANUS-MAN !!!

JSin's been rolling in' it'.

JSin is very skillful. He can knit himself a Peter Heater from Gnads' anal hair.

That will bring JSin and Gnads closer together as Gnads splashes hair restorer on his sphincter to promote hair growth.

Bobbie, JSin and their adopted father Gnads have formed a 'tight' 'knit' circle.

Only a sick mind could even think of something like that. Shocked

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Reply #172 - Mar 31^st, 2024 at 8:54pm

Jasin wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 8:34pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 8:21pm:

Jasin wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 7:38pm:

Anus-Man (ltyc) is desperately trying to draft-dodge the fact that he is indeed the anus obsessed ANUS-MAN !!!

JSin's been rolling in' it'.

JSin is very skillful. He can knit himself a Peter Heater from Gnads' anal hair.

That will bring JSin and Gnads closer together as Gnads splashes hair restorer on his sphincter to promote hair growth.

Bobbie, JSin and their adopted father Gnads have formed a 'tight' 'knit' circle.

The ANUS-MAN is obsessed with anal humour.

JSin? Poop shooter?

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Re: Men Who Wear Cologne
Reply #173 - Mar 31^st, 2024 at 8:58pm

Bobby. wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 8:46pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 8:21pm:

Jasin wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 7:38pm:

Anus-Man (ltyc) is desperately trying to draft-dodge the fact that he is indeed the anus obsessed ANUS-MAN !!!

JSin's been rolling in' it'.

JSin is very skillful. He can knit himself a Peter Heater from Gnads' anal hair.

That will bring JSin and Gnads closer together as Gnads splashes hair restorer on his sphincter to promote hair growth.

Bobbie, JSin and their adopted father Gnads have formed a 'tight' 'knit' circle.

Only a sick mind could even think of something like that. Shocked

He's a sick weirdo. Imagine joining a forum and being the person who goes around talkin 'anuses' all the time? Roll Eyes

What a loser! Grin

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Re: Men Who Wear Cologne
Reply #174 - Mar 31^st, 2024 at 10:14pm

Jasin wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 8:58pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 8:46pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 8:21pm:

Jasin wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 7:38pm:

Anus-Man (ltyc) is desperately trying to draft-dodge the fact that he is indeed the anus obsessed ANUS-MAN !!!

JSin's been rolling in' it'.

JSin is very skillful. He can knit himself a Peter Heater from Gnads' anal hair.

That will bring JSin and Gnads closer together as Gnads splashes hair restorer on his sphincter to promote hair growth.

Bobbie, JSin and their adopted father Gnads have formed a 'tight' 'knit' circle.

Only a sick mind could even think of something like that. Shocked

He's a sick weirdo. Imagine joining a forum and being the person who goes around talkin 'anuses' all the time? Roll Eyes

What a loser! Grin

Anuses are what brings JSin and Bobbie together.

They took charge of the sewer because it links them directly to anuses and their produce.

No sh!t.

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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 52748 Gender:	Re: Men Who Wear Cologne Reply #175 - Mar 31^st, 2024 at 10:31pm You stink! Get lost stinky Anus-man.
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Laugh till you cry Gold Member Offline Posts: 16619 In your happy place Gender:	Re: Men Who Wear Cologne Reply #176 - Mar 31^st, 2024 at 10:51pm Jasin wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 10:31pm: You stink! Get lost stinky Anus-man. JSin must be wearing the scarf knitted from Gnads' weeks-unwashed armpit hair.
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Reply #177 - Apr 1^st, 2024 at 3:33pm

John_Taverner wrote on Mar 30^th, 2024 at 8:37pm:

I wouldn't go one day without a proper shower. In the summer, often twice a day.

Summertime would mean that I would rinse over twice a day and have a scrub over once a day. Some days were so hot, I would get in the shower to rinse over morning, noon, afternoon, and then do the scrub an hour before bed. Winter would be a morning warm water rinse over. Before bed, I would shower for 5 minutes minimum in a hot shower with the scrubbing over. I need to let the tense muscles loosen before I get into bed.

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Reply #178 - Apr 1^st, 2024 at 3:45pm

John_Taverner wrote on Mar 30^th, 2024 at 8:56pm:

Somebody bought me a cheap present!

Last year, about this time of year, Woolworths were selling Nivea body wash for about half price. I bought a whole bunch of them (probably 6 bottles) thinking that it would be enough to last me until the end of winter. Then I found that The Reject Shop was selling Axe body wash for $4 each. Having heard the reputation of Axe body wash as something teenagers and poor people buy to try and smell respectable, I decided to become part of the stereotype. But, I was buying 4 bottles (2 of each type) and again a month later. So, I had about 14 bottles of body wash -- of which I have only used up 4 since last year.

The course I am doing will have me working in a hospital setting next month. But, the workplace requires that the soaps we use before we enter the hospital should be lightly scented. So, I am going to have to be using antiseptic soap before work. Then body wash after I get home from work. When I get through all the bottles, I should never buy another body wash bottle again.

I have yet to find a body spray that is suited to me. I think the Brut brand has been the closest to suiting me.

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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 52748 Gender:	Re: Men Who Wear Cologne Reply #179 - Apr 1^st, 2024 at 3:47pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 10:51pm: Jasin wrote on Mar 31^st, 2024 at 10:31pm: You stink! Get lost stinky Anus-man. JSin must be wearing the scarf knitted from Gnads' weeks-unwashed armpit hair. *sprays Insect Surface Spray at ANUS-MAN (ltyc) !
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