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Re: Men Who Wear Cologne
Reply #150 - Mar 31st, 2024 at 7:13am
 
Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 31st, 2024 at 12:19am:
Bobby. wrote on Mar 30th, 2024 at 11:03pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 30th, 2024 at 10:54pm:
Poofs and FD PA posters, please form a line behind JSin and Bobbie for a frog march to the FD PA cologne sheep dip.

This could be a life-changing event.



LTYC's favorite fragrance is called anus.



Bobbie's nostrils are filled with it.

Bobbie and JSin are having trouble getting Gnads through the cologne sheep dip. Gnads keeps p!ssing in the sheep dip cologne



LTYC is very interested in anus gas.
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Re: Men Who Wear Cologne
Reply #151 - Mar 31st, 2024 at 8:03am
 
The Anus-Man (LTYC) is here!
He's come to the Mens section of Colognes, Aftershaves and Deodorants not to smell like a MAN, but to smell like a snoop dog and sniff the anus of us here. He's a 'butt-sniffer'!  Grin Grin
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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.
 
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Re: Men Who Wear Cologne
Reply #152 - Mar 31st, 2024 at 8:19am
 
Jasin wrote on Mar 31st, 2024 at 8:03am:
The Anus-Man (LTYC) is here!
He's come to the Mens section of Colognes, Aftershaves and Deodorants not to smell like a MAN, but to smell like a snoop dog and sniff the anus of us here. He's a 'butt-sniffer'!  Grin Grin



LTYC can tell what you've eaten the day before.    Grin
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Re: Men Who Wear Cologne
Reply #153 - Mar 31st, 2024 at 8:26am
 
Bobby. wrote on Mar 31st, 2024 at 8:19am:
Jasin wrote on Mar 31st, 2024 at 8:03am:
The Anus-Man (LTYC) is here!
He's come to the Mens section of Colognes, Aftershaves and Deodorants not to smell like a MAN, but to smell like a snoop dog and sniff the anus of us here. He's a 'butt-sniffer'!  Grin Grin



LTYC can tell what you've eaten the day before.    Grin

Yuk!  Grin
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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.
 
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Re: Men Who Wear Cologne
Reply #154 - Mar 31st, 2024 at 9:02am
 
Jasin wrote on Mar 31st, 2024 at 8:26am:
Bobby. wrote on Mar 31st, 2024 at 8:19am:
Jasin wrote on Mar 31st, 2024 at 8:03am:
The Anus-Man (LTYC) is here!
He's come to the Mens section of Colognes, Aftershaves and Deodorants not to smell like a MAN, but to smell like a snoop dog and sniff the anus of us here. He's a 'butt-sniffer'!  Grin Grin



LTYC can tell what you've eaten the day before.    Grin

Yuk!  Grin



Nah - to him it smells like a rose.   Grin
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Re: Men Who Wear Cologne
Reply #155 - Mar 31st, 2024 at 12:15pm
 
AiA wrote on May 21st, 2022 at 1:11am:
Anytime I think I might want to wear cologne all I have to do is get a noseful of a man who is and nausea rids me of that idea right away.


You'd rather a nose full of acrid/putrid sweaty BO I take it?

When you can smell some peoples stinking BO from across 2 aisle ways in a supermarket ....

get me a good after shave/cologne & a decent under arm any day.

Some of the grubs ... men & women ---also need a feckin good bath/shower & their hair washed.
What about you? Do you wear cologne?
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Re: Men Who Wear Cologne
Reply #156 - Mar 31st, 2024 at 12:17pm
 
FutureTheLeftWant wrote on May 25th, 2022 at 8:51pm:
AiA wrote on May 21st, 2022 at 1:11am:
Anytime I think I might want to wear cologne all I have to do is get a noseful of a man who is and nausea rids me of that idea right away.

What about you? Do you wear cologne?


I don't let anything get in the way of my powerful pheremones


Everyone knew he stank. Grin
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Reply #157 - Mar 31st, 2024 at 12:23pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Mar 31st, 2024 at 7:13am:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 31st, 2024 at 12:19am:
Bobby. wrote on Mar 30th, 2024 at 11:03pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Mar 30th, 2024 at 10:54pm:
Poofs and FD PA posters, please form a line behind JSin and Bobbie for a frog march to the FD PA cologne sheep dip.

This could be a life-changing event.



LTYC's favorite fragrance is called anus.



Bobbie's nostrils are filled with it.

Bobbie and JSin are having trouble getting Gnads through the cologne sheep dip. Gnads keeps p!ssing in the sheep dip cologne



LTYC is very interested in anus gas.


Bobbie is full of it. It could be more valuable than all of Bobbie's assets and chattels.
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Re: Men Who Wear Cologne
Reply #158 - Mar 31st, 2024 at 12:25pm
 
AusGeoff wrote on Mar 24th, 2024 at 3:23pm:
   

Being an old bloke, and a tight arse, I use this stuff when I go out...

                  https://i.postimg.cc/vZ0YCBYr/Screenshot-2024-03-24-at-16-21-46-sg-11134207-7qvd...



You shouldn't mention "arse" whilst LTYC is around....

he may have to have a stroke......

or a conniption ...... Giggity Giggity!!!!!
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Re: Men Who Wear Cologne
Reply #159 - Mar 31st, 2024 at 12:32pm
 
Joop .. & Dove or Rexona roll on under arm.
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Re: Men Who Wear Cologne
Reply #160 - Mar 31st, 2024 at 12:51pm
 
Gnads wrote on Mar 31st, 2024 at 12:25pm:
AusGeoff wrote on Mar 24th, 2024 at 3:23pm:
   

Being an old bloke, and a tight arse, I use this stuff when I go out...

                  https://i.postimg.cc/vZ0YCBYr/Screenshot-2024-03-24-at-16-21-46-sg-11134207-7qvd...



You shouldn't mention "arse" whilst LTYC is around....

he may have to have a stroke......

or a conniption ...... Giggity Giggity!!!!!

Grin Grin
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Re: Men Who Wear Cologne
Reply #161 - Mar 31st, 2024 at 12:53pm
 
AusGeoff wrote on Mar 24th, 2024 at 3:23pm:
   

Being an old bloke, and a tight arse, I use this stuff when I go out...

                  https://i.postimg.cc/vZ0YCBYr/Screenshot-2024-03-24-at-16-21-46-sg-11134207-7qvd...

With men?
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Re: Men Who Wear Cologne
Reply #162 - Mar 31st, 2024 at 12:57pm
 
Watch out everyone!
Anus-Man (LTYC) is sniffin around.  Grin Grin
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Re: Men Who Wear Cologne
Reply #163 - Mar 31st, 2024 at 1:16pm
 
Jasin wrote on Mar 31st, 2024 at 12:57pm:
Watch out everyone!
Anus-Man (LTYC) is sniffin around.  Grin Grin


Denizens, please be warned, JSin is fantasizing about LTYC and anuses and has a monster erection ready to erupt.
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Re: Men Who Wear Cologne
Reply #164 - Mar 31st, 2024 at 1:21pm
 
ANUS-MAN (ltyc) is sounding a bit desperate! 
Grin Grin Grin
(run out of originality and replicating other people's posts.)
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