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Parrots get drunk, Reindeer get stoned
Dec 19th, 2021 at 1:13pm
 
Parrots in the Kimberleys are getting drunk off fermented fallen Mangoes.
I wonder if that's why Fruit Bats are a bit batty?

Reminds me of Reindeer in the Northern Hemisphere who nibble the Magic Mushrooms and get Red Noses from bumping into Pine Trees.
Mind you, legend has it in Finland that Santa Claus was based on a local character who nibbled the same and got sky high on his Magic Sleigh.   Cheesy

Santa was a Druggy!  Grin
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Reply #1 - Dec 19th, 2021 at 1:31pm
 
That explains Valkie's guano hat.
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Reply #2 - Dec 19th, 2021 at 4:02pm
 
Laugh till you cry wrote on Dec 19th, 2021 at 1:31pm:
That explains Valkie's guano hat.

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Poor sad groggy.
Too cowardly to post under his groggy persona.

I see you have also stopped doubling up, should not have pointed it out eh?

If you don't lay off the grog groggy, it will kill the few brain cells you have.

by the way groggy

How about you answer the following important questions?

1) You promised to leave the forum at least twice now, several years have passed since you lost your bet.

WHEN ARE YOU LEAVING?

I have included some answers for you to tick as appropriate Groggy.
a) Now...goodby.
b) as soon as I can get my socks working the way I want.
c) never, I'm a lying, welsher and have no intention of leaving
d) Don't know, I'm still drunk and have no idea what I'm doing


2) Why do you refuse to admit that the cult of death is a disgusting pedophile ring?

I have included some answers for you to tick as appropriate Groggy.
a) Because i'm a coward and scared of them.
b) Because I think they are a wonderful cult and think terrorism and pedophilia are OK
c) Because I'm a coward and a lying welsher, so can understand the cult of death
d) Dot know, I'm still drunk and have no idea what I'm doing.

3) Is drink driving the most despicable,  stupid and Dangerious thing any driver can do?
a) i dont care
b) I'm previlidge so, I don't care
c) I'm a dole/  welfare bludgers so I don't care
d) don't know, I'm still drunk and don't know what I'm doing.

Just post and highlight your answer.

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Reply #3 - Dec 19th, 2021 at 4:40pm
 
Troll...   Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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Reply #4 - Dec 19th, 2021 at 5:53pm
 
Brian Ross wrote on Dec 19th, 2021 at 4:40pm:
Troll...   Roll Eyes Roll Eyes


Come on bwyannnmnnn

Since you came back, you are just not on the game.

Not well old man?

Perhaps you should just give up.
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Reply #5 - Dec 19th, 2021 at 6:05pm
 
Now i know where they got the term, "pissed as a Parrot"!

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-12-19/parrots-drunk-on-kimberley-mangoes/100711...

I wonder why the Abbos didn't pick up on that.
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Reply #6 - Dec 19th, 2021 at 6:08pm
 
Johnnie wrote on Dec 19th, 2021 at 6:05pm:
Now i know where they got the term, "pissed as a Parrot"!

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-12-19/parrots-drunk-on-kimberley-mangoes/100711...


I wonder if groggy is a milliner?

Would explain a lot
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Reply #7 - Dec 19th, 2021 at 6:17pm
 
Valkie wrote on Dec 19th, 2021 at 6:08pm:
Johnnie wrote on Dec 19th, 2021 at 6:05pm:
Now i know where they got the term, "pissed as a Parrot"!

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-12-19/parrots-drunk-on-kimberley-mangoes/100711...


I wonder if groggy is a milliner?

Would explain a lot

He was probably too drunk at the time to remember.
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Reply #8 - Dec 19th, 2021 at 6:55pm
 
Johnnie wrote on Dec 19th, 2021 at 6:17pm:
Valkie wrote on Dec 19th, 2021 at 6:08pm:
Johnnie wrote on Dec 19th, 2021 at 6:05pm:
Now i know where they got the term, "pissed as a Parrot"!

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-12-19/parrots-drunk-on-kimberley-mangoes/100711...


I wonder if groggy is a milliner?

Would explain a lot

He was probably too drunk at the time to remember.


I hope he don't drive.
It's illegal, stupid and Dangerious.
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Reply #9 - Dec 20th, 2021 at 12:22am
 
Valkie wrote on Dec 19th, 2021 at 6:55pm:
... illegal, stupid and Dangerious.



illegal, stupid and dangerous sounds like the start of a list of Valkie's finest qualities.
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Reply #10 - Dec 20th, 2021 at 7:17am
 
Laugh till you cry wrote on Dec 20th, 2021 at 12:22am:
Valkie wrote on Dec 19th, 2021 at 6:55pm:
... illegal, stupid and Dangerious.



illegal, stupid and dangerous sounds like the start of a list of Valkie's finest qualities.



Poor old groggy.

still not brave enough to post as groggy

sad little troll sock

by the way groggy

How about you answer the following important questions?

1) You promised to leave the forum at least twice now, several years have passed since you lost your bet.

WHEN ARE YOU LEAVING?

I have included some answers for you to tick as appropriate Groggy.
a) Now...goodby.
b) as soon as I can get my socks working the way I want.
c) never, I'm a lying, welsher and have no intention of leaving
d) Don't know, I'm still drunk and have no idea what I'm doing


2) Why do you refuse to admit that the cult of death is a disgusting pedophile ring?

I have included some answers for you to tick as appropriate Groggy.
a) Because i'm a coward and scared of them.
b) Because I think they are a wonderful cult and think terrorism and pedophilia are OK
c) Because I'm a coward and a lying welsher, so can understand the cult of death
d) Dot know, I'm still drunk and have no idea what I'm doing.

3) Is drink driving the most despicable,  stupid and Dangerious thing any driver can do?
a) i dont care
b) I'm previlidge so, I don't care
c) I'm a dole/  welfare bludgers so I don't care
d) don't know, I'm still drunk and don't know what I'm doing.

Just post and highlight your answer.
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SUCH A WONDERFUL DREAM
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Reply #11 - Dec 20th, 2021 at 9:03am
 
Jasin wrote on Dec 19th, 2021 at 1:13pm:
Parrots in the Kimberleys are getting drunk off fermented fallen Mangoes.
I wonder if that's why Fruit Bats are a bit batty?

Reminds me of Reindeer in the Northern Hemisphere who nibble the Magic Mushrooms and get Red Noses from bumping into Pine Trees.
Mind you, legend has it in Finland that Santa Claus was based on a local character who nibbled the same and got sky high on his Magic Sleigh.   Cheesy

Santa was a Druggy!  Grin


Not just there ... where ever mangoes grow it can happen...... going on for decades.

It's from rotting mangoes  or any fruits that have fallen & piled up on the ground .... Fruitbats don't go on the ground.
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Reply #12 - Dec 20th, 2021 at 9:39am
 
Valkie's guano hat could be fertilizing new ideas in an otherwise cranial desert.

Valkie's decrepit old head has been bereft of ideas as Valkie is only capable of copying and pasting old sh1t. Valkie's guano hat might fertilize new ideas in the Valkie cranial desert causing Valkie to stop posting old sh1t and creating new sh1t.

Wonders will never cease as nature works its mysteries under Valkie's guano hat.
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Reply #13 - Dec 20th, 2021 at 11:42am
 
PplLaugh till you cry wrote on Dec 20th, 2021 at 9:39am:
Valkie's guano hat could be fertilizing new ideas in an otherwise cranial desert.

Valkie's decrepit old head has been bereft of ideas as Valkie is only capable of copying and pasting old sh1t. Valkie's guano hat might fertilize new ideas in the Valkie cranial desert causing Valkie to stop posting old sh1t and creating new sh1t.

Wonders will never cease as nature works its mysteries under Valkie's guano hat.


That was one of the longest rants you have done as a sock groggy.

Very good

Now just post under your real persona if you are brave enough.

Poor old groggy.

still not brave enough to post as groggy

sad little troll sock

by the way groggy

How about you answer the following important questions?

1) You promised to leave the forum at least twice now, several years have passed since you lost your bet.

WHEN ARE YOU LEAVING?

I have included some answers for you to tick as appropriate Groggy.
a) Now...goodby.
b) as soon as I can get my socks working the way I want.
c) never, I'm a lying, welsher and have no intention of leaving
d) Don't know, I'm still drunk and have no idea what I'm doing


2) Why do you refuse to admit that the cult of death is a disgusting pedophile ring?

I have included some answers for you to tick as appropriate Groggy.
a) Because i'm a coward and scared of them.
b) Because I think they are a wonderful cult and think terrorism and pedophilia are OK
c) Because I'm a coward and a lying welsher, so can understand the cult of death
d) Dot know, I'm still drunk and have no idea what I'm doing.

3) Is drink driving the most despicable,  stupid and Dangerious thing any driver can do?
a) i dont care
b) I'm previlidge so, I don't care
c) I'm a dole/  welfare bludgers so I don't care
d) don't know, I'm still drunk and don't know what I'm doing.

Just post and highlight your answer.





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