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Johnnie
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Grappler Racist Filth wrote on Aug 21 st, 2021 at 11:48pm: Johnnie wrote on Aug 21 st, 2021 at 6:05pm: All is well, the troops are being allowed out without planes being shot out of the sky, the coward Afghans get the leadership they deserve, their women are back inside, no confirmed reports or footage of beheadings murder rape pillage etc, now just leave them to their own devices.
I would like to know how much airport tax old Joe is paying though. Jeez - give it a few days to settle in...... let everyone out there relax and then business as usual.... once it's a closed shop, it will take time for the reports to get out, and by that time nobody will be interested, let alone Old White Joe who will likely have forgotten the whole thing, and will certainly not send in the clowns again...
In today's episode of Yes, Mr President:-
"Now then, Joint Chiefs, this resurgence of absolute violence in Afghanistan... given our promises, what are we able to do now?"
"Well, Mr President - not much. All our ready troops are committed to other projects, and with the wind-down, we've let our numbers fall."
"Can't we do something?"
"I'm afraid it would take time to assemble a force and the support needed, Mr President... couldn't be done in under about three months...and only then very marginally."
"What about diplomatic measures? Some restrictions on trade or something?
"No can do, Mr President - the Afghans have nothing to trade and they get by on the smell of a burnt date palm... if we applied sanctions there's nothing they want and nothing we can pressure them over."
"What? No Oil we can sanction?"
"No, Mr President - no oil."
"But aren't they one of those - you know - oil rich countries?"
"No, Mr President - not a drop."
"Then why did we invade them at all, I wonder?"
They have oil, they also have an estimated trillion dollars of untapped natural resources, Xi can smell it and his belt and road initiative is on the table to help with the extraction. Poppy and marijuana plants will again be in full production but their #1 export will be terrorism overtaking Iran currently sitting on top of the ladder. These Talibans look like savages to me, don't they even have barber shops in this shithole of a country! For now though beheadings and stoning women to death have taken a back seat and the troops are being allowed out, these are good things. Old Joe is on his last legs and wouldn't know what day of the week it is, he is not used to criticism in his 60yr lackluster career so this will probably push him over the edge but then there will be worse to come with the laughing hyena Kumala.
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