Postmodern Trendoid III wrote on Jan 15
th, 2021 at 8:25pm:
ProudKangaroo wrote on Jan 14
th, 2021 at 9:57am:
Postmodern Trendoid III wrote on Jan 13
th, 2021 at 9:25pm:
Excellent hate, Comrade. You'll be a valuable asset to the progressive cause. Can you fly drones?
Can you fit both my balls in your mouth at once?
You can start with just one and move your way up to two, that would be progress.
We progressives don't mind the gays. They're fodder for the progressive cause. They're always willing to barrack for whatever fashionable movement we suggest.
That's true, Mistie. I said we should do something for the Jigaboos, and they all said FABULOUS, let's make a big beautiful gorilla!
Er no, I said, perhaps something a little less, you know, King Kong.
I know, they said, we could all dress up in black capes and do a dance routine!
It's been done, I said. You know, Batman.
We could do it in a pool, they said.
A bit too Esther Williams. Besides, we need to brighten it up.
Oh I know, they said, who was that ADORABLE little boy? You know, Wat'choo talkin' about, Willis?
That kid on Different Strokes? Gary Coleman?
That's it. So cute!
Didn't he become a sex addict or something?
Oh. Well, why don't YOU say something?
How about cock?
WHAT?