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Reply #15 - Nov 22nd, 2020 at 7:51am
 
Christ Ajax. I ain't got something that big for Marla to suck on.
Hell, I'm not into oral for starters (yuk!). What if I went down on Marla and found peas, carrot and corn pieces 'down there'?
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Reply #16 - Nov 22nd, 2020 at 7:58am
 
You shouldn't talk like that about a fellow forumite.

Marla is young and looks a good sort.

In my hey day I'ld be snorkelling..... Cheesy Smiley Wink Cool
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Reply #17 - Nov 22nd, 2020 at 8:07am
 
Grin Grin
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Reply #18 - Nov 22nd, 2020 at 9:08am
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Nov 21st, 2020 at 8:07pm:
Bobby. wrote on Nov 21st, 2020 at 1:53pm:
Hi JaSin,
what if I told you that Marla was a
Muslim fatty boom-bah with a fag in her mouth?


Have you ever had a fag in your mouth, Bobby?

I'm curious.


Tell him what it's like pissery, you should know........
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Reply #19 - Nov 22nd, 2020 at 10:50am
 
Buzzandji wants to give Peccary the Kiss of the Spiderwoman and let him become a new 'member' to the club.
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Reply #20 - Nov 22nd, 2020 at 2:36pm
 
Jasin wrote on Nov 22nd, 2020 at 7:51am:
Christ Ajax. I ain't got something that big for Marla to suck on.
Hell, I'm not into oral for starters (yuk!). What if I went down on Marla and found peas, carrot and corn pieces 'down there'?

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Reply #21 - Nov 23rd, 2020 at 10:53am
 
Jasin wrote on Nov 22nd, 2020 at 7:51am:
Christ Ajax. I ain't got something that big for Marla to suck on.
Hell, I'm not into oral for starters (yuk!). What if I went down on Marla and found peas, carrot and corn pieces 'down there'?



Gives a whole new meaning to the term "eating out"
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Reply #22 - Nov 23rd, 2020 at 10:54am
 
Jasin wrote on Nov 22nd, 2020 at 7:51am:
Christ Ajax. I ain't got something that big for Marla to suck on.
Hell, I'm not into oral for starters (yuk!). What if I went down on Marla and found peas, carrot and corn pieces 'down there'?



""What if I went down on Marla and found peas, carrot and corn pieces 'down there' ?""

The last guy that went down on her vomited ?
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Reply #23 - Nov 23rd, 2020 at 12:16pm
 
I wouldn't be surprised if Marla comes in here and kicks all our teeth in.

Surprised she hasn't already, must be building up to it.

WW3 is on the way..................... Cry
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Reply #24 - Nov 23rd, 2020 at 1:11pm
 
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Reply #25 - Nov 23rd, 2020 at 1:47pm
 
Marla is my girl - leave her alone.
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Reply #26 - Nov 24th, 2020 at 3:20am
 
Great piccie Ajax  Grin

Yeah - Marla is a real turn on with her tough talk, guns and tattoos. Not the type of chick you get in Australia. Man I would look so cool just being in her presence. I reckon she'd be really 'smokin hot'! Poor ol' Celibate JaSin wouldn't know what hit him if Marla took a fancy to him in her own special way.
I reckon a smack in the chops by Marla would make me 'harden up' something fierce aye.
Wish we had chicks like Marla here.
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Reply #27 - Nov 24th, 2020 at 3:28am
 
For some reason Marla leaves the Forum when I mention her name or try to engage.

I guess she's not used to 'nice guys'. Huh
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Reply #28 - Nov 24th, 2020 at 3:52am
 
A Celibate guy like me, needs a real woman like Marla.
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Reply #29 - Nov 24th, 2020 at 7:31am
 
Jasin wrote on Nov 24th, 2020 at 3:52am:
A Celibate guy like me, needs a real woman like Marla.



Sounds like a frontal lobotomy wouldn't do you any harm either lol
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