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Oct 16th, 2020 at 9:14am
 
I found pinkish blood in my semen this afternoon.

Something that has not happened in all the years I've been masturbating.

Do I need to make an appointment with my doctor or just wait and see if it happens again?
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Reply #1 - Oct 16th, 2020 at 11:34am
 
I hope your funeral insurance is paid up.
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Reply #2 - Oct 16th, 2020 at 11:36am
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 16th, 2020 at 11:34am:
I hope your funeral insurance is paid up.



Quarantine is hard, time to give it a rest.

John Smith, on the other hand, has spent his lockdown vigorously abusing his prostate with an oversized dildo ...
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Reply #3 - Oct 16th, 2020 at 11:38am
 
AiA wrote on Oct 16th, 2020 at 11:36am:
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 16th, 2020 at 11:34am:
I hope your funeral insurance is paid up.



Quarantine is hard, time to give it a rest.

John Smith, on the other hand, has spent his lockdown vigorously abusing his prostate with an oversized dildo ...



No, that's normal for Mimo.
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Reply #4 - Oct 16th, 2020 at 11:43am
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 16th, 2020 at 11:38am:
AiA wrote on Oct 16th, 2020 at 11:36am:
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 16th, 2020 at 11:34am:
I hope your funeral insurance is paid up.



Quarantine is hard, time to give it a rest.

John Smith, on the other hand, has spent his lockdown vigorously abusing his prostate with an oversized dildo ...



No, that's normal for Mimo.


Last time John saw blood the doctor told him it was a miscarriage ...
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Reply #5 - Oct 16th, 2020 at 11:59am
 
AiA wrote on Oct 16th, 2020 at 11:43am:
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 16th, 2020 at 11:38am:
AiA wrote on Oct 16th, 2020 at 11:36am:
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 16th, 2020 at 11:34am:
I hope your funeral insurance is paid up.



Quarantine is hard, time to give it a rest.

John Smith, on the other hand, has spent his lockdown vigorously abusing his prostate with an oversized dildo ...



No, that's normal for Mimo.


Last time John saw blood the doctor told him it was a miscarriage ...


A miscarriage of justice. The blood was from his anus.
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Reply #6 - Oct 16th, 2020 at 3:10pm
 
Well, I was going to have clam chowder for lunch but not now.
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Reply #7 - Oct 16th, 2020 at 4:28pm
 
Opt for the rice custard, instead.
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Reply #8 - Oct 16th, 2020 at 4:56pm
 
I reckon I will just do a six pack of beer and a T bone steak.

T bone.

Oh I say!
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Reply #9 - Oct 16th, 2020 at 7:12pm
 
And now ve milk ze prostate!

—Dr Kraus
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Reply #10 - Oct 16th, 2020 at 7:31pm
 
AiA wrote on Oct 16th, 2020 at 11:36am:
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 16th, 2020 at 11:34am:
I hope your funeral insurance is paid up.



Quarantine is hard, time to give it a rest.

John Smith, on the other hand, has spent his lockdown vigorously abusing his prostate with an oversized dildo ...


nothing oversized about it  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.
 
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Reply #11 - Oct 16th, 2020 at 7:32pm
 
AiA wrote on Oct 16th, 2020 at 11:43am:
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 16th, 2020 at 11:38am:
AiA wrote on Oct 16th, 2020 at 11:36am:
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 16th, 2020 at 11:34am:
I hope your funeral insurance is paid up.



Quarantine is hard, time to give it a rest.

John Smith, on the other hand, has spent his lockdown vigorously abusing his prostate with an oversized dildo ...



No, that's normal for Mimo.


Last time John saw blood the doctor told him it was a miscarriage ...


and a few months later you were born in that same bucket
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Reply #12 - Oct 16th, 2020 at 7:45pm
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 16th, 2020 at 11:59am:
AiA wrote on Oct 16th, 2020 at 11:43am:
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 16th, 2020 at 11:38am:
AiA wrote on Oct 16th, 2020 at 11:36am:
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 16th, 2020 at 11:34am:
I hope your funeral insurance is paid up.



Quarantine is hard, time to give it a rest.

John Smith, on the other hand, has spent his lockdown vigorously abusing his prostate with an oversized dildo ...



No, that's normal for Mimo.


Last time John saw blood the doctor told him it was a miscarriage ...


A miscarriage of justice. The blood was from his anus.


"Our little girl is finally becoming a woman!"

—John Smith's parents
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Reply #13 - Oct 16th, 2020 at 7:55pm
 
AiA wrote on Oct 16th, 2020 at 7:45pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 16th, 2020 at 11:59am:
AiA wrote on Oct 16th, 2020 at 11:43am:
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 16th, 2020 at 11:38am:
AiA wrote on Oct 16th, 2020 at 11:36am:
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 16th, 2020 at 11:34am:
I hope your funeral insurance is paid up.



Quarantine is hard, time to give it a rest.

John Smith, on the other hand, has spent his lockdown vigorously abusing his prostate with an oversized dildo ...



No, that's normal for Mimo.


Last time John saw blood the doctor told him it was a miscarriage ...


A miscarriage of justice. The blood was from his anus.


"Our little girl is finally becoming a woman!"

—John Smith's parents


projecting again? Roll Eyes
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Reply #14 - Oct 16th, 2020 at 7:56pm
 
pointless bitchery from the bitchiest dude on here as he once again demonstrates
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