greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 6
th, 2020 at 11:49am:
Karnal wrote on Mar 6
th, 2020 at 11:43am:
Now now, leftards, it's all part of Mr Trump's masterful plan. First, win over the chodes by telling them lies. This, you see, will smoke out the REAL liars, the leftards and their FAKE news.
Second, stand back and watch the chodes fight it out. Have a bit of a chuckle and see how easy they are to be TRIGGERED. A lie about a simple epidemic or natural disaster will do it. What losers.
Third, cut funds to the Centres for Disease Control and Disaster Recovery. Government is a waste of everybody's time. Mr Trump can do the job himself - or get Mike Pence to organise a prayer group. Worst comes to worst, he can send Rudy in.
Fourth, play some golf, he's earned it.
Fifth, get chucked out of the White House and go to jail. Mr Trump thrives on adversity. Those on the "narrow path to success" love to have the "evolutionary blowtorch applied. This will give Me Trump the opportunity to change his diet, going for healthy salads rather than Maccas and KFC. Mr Trump will lift weights and lose a few pounds. He'll need this for his next part of the plan.
Sixth, let the revolution begin. Watch the Real Americans take back their lives and destroy the government. This has been the plan all along. The people will beg Mr Trump to come back and lead them. Even the chodes, who live lives of pure garbage, will chant Trump slogans while they fck their ugly wives in their horrible little neighbourhoods. The leftards will apologise profusely. The FAKE news will run headlines saying they were wrong all along. It will transform into REAL news, praising the Donald and his masterful leadership.
Mr Trump will go back to the golf course and say ah. He'll move the White House to Trump Tower and re-open the Trump Foundation. He can use it to run America and the world.
God speed, Mr President. Cometh the hour, no?
Sounds good.
I need to study this man.
How long do you suggest?
5 years is the minimum, Greggery, but as Spot explains, you may want to devote your life to this study, much in the way monks, priests or the faithful do.
There's so much to learn. How to invest in real estate, who to grease to get your plans approved, who to blackmail, bribe or avoid. Learn how to get out of paying in restaurants, how to get the gossip columnists and society pages talking, how to make friends with the rich and influential, men like Epstein, Roger Stone, Paul Manafort and more. Learn how to get the best lawyers to keep you out of trouble, like Mayor Rudy, the best mayor the city of New York ever had, believe me.
Sure, you can have faith and pray, like Mike Pence, but you need to put it into practice too. Mr Trump prays too, by the way. His favourite book's the Bible.