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Re: Trump's (Fake) Tan
Reply #45 - Feb 10th, 2020 at 7:44pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Feb 10th, 2020 at 7:35pm:
cods wrote on Feb 10th, 2020 at 6:08pm:
Bobby. wrote on Feb 10th, 2020 at 4:36pm:
Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Feb 10th, 2020 at 12:07pm:
Bobby. wrote on Feb 10th, 2020 at 11:58am:
Have any of you bozos been in a TV studio?

All the news readers have orange makeup on.
Without it skin tones look incorrect.

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True, but they don't look so apparently painted on where you can see lines



But the reason is simple -
Trump is always ready to appear on TV with the correct makeup.



is this seriously all the lefties are left to whinge about   omg bobby dont get involved

we will  get 10 months...of hair and skin picking.....

if their own hunchback gets in  .. heaven help them I have a garden gnome that looks healthier...

as for a GAY Pres... I dont think even AMERIKA is ready for that....a rainbowed colored White House...


maybe just rainbowed colored lights to start off with...


Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin



We'll have President Buttigieg:



[url]https://gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/034/280/170/original/5bc62ce19b46
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Now now, Bobby, you wait until your Master gets back. He won't be happy with you slagging off his beloved hommer brothers and tranny sisters, he'll be ropeable.

Remember, all are one in love and light, so be at peace, and so be it.

He's going to have to forgive you for this one, you know.
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Reply #46 - Feb 10th, 2020 at 8:03pm
 
His boobs are real.
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Reply #47 - Feb 10th, 2020 at 8:58pm
 
freediver wrote on Feb 10th, 2020 at 8:03pm:
His boobs are real.


Fair point, FD. But he has never had a wife with real boobs ...
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Re: Trump's (Fake) Tan
Reply #48 - Feb 11th, 2020 at 4:39am
 
Karnal wrote on Feb 10th, 2020 at 7:44pm:
Bobby. wrote on Feb 10th, 2020 at 7:35pm:
cods wrote on Feb 10th, 2020 at 6:08pm:
Bobby. wrote on Feb 10th, 2020 at 4:36pm:
Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Feb 10th, 2020 at 12:07pm:
Bobby. wrote on Feb 10th, 2020 at 11:58am:
Have any of you bozos been in a TV studio?

All the news readers have orange makeup on.
Without it skin tones look incorrect.

forgiven
namaste


True, but they don't look so apparently painted on where you can see lines



But the reason is simple -
Trump is always ready to appear on TV with the correct makeup.



is this seriously all the lefties are left to whinge about   omg bobby dont get involved

we will  get 10 months...of hair and skin picking.....

if their own hunchback gets in  .. heaven help them I have a garden gnome that looks healthier...

as for a GAY Pres... I dont think even AMERIKA is ready for that....a rainbowed colored White House...


maybe just rainbowed colored lights to start off with...


Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin



We'll have President Buttigieg:



[url]https://gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/034/280/170/original/5bc62ce19b46
cc6a.png[/url]


Now now, Bobby, you wait until your Master gets back. He won't be happy with you slagging off his beloved hommer brothers and tranny sisters, he'll be ropeable.

Remember, all are one in love and light, so be at peace, and so be it.

He's going to have to forgive you for this one, you know.



On the contrary dear Karnal,
he shall applaud me for uncovering the secret gay agenda.



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Reply #49 - Feb 11th, 2020 at 5:18am
 
Bobby. wrote on Feb 11th, 2020 at 4:39am:
Karnal wrote on Feb 10th, 2020 at 7:44pm:
Bobby. wrote on Feb 10th, 2020 at 7:35pm:
cods wrote on Feb 10th, 2020 at 6:08pm:
Bobby. wrote on Feb 10th, 2020 at 4:36pm:
Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Feb 10th, 2020 at 12:07pm:
Bobby. wrote on Feb 10th, 2020 at 11:58am:
Have any of you bozos been in a TV studio?

All the news readers have orange makeup on.
Without it skin tones look incorrect.

forgiven
namaste


True, but they don't look so apparently painted on where you can see lines



But the reason is simple -
Trump is always ready to appear on TV with the correct makeup.



is this seriously all the lefties are left to whinge about   omg bobby dont get involved

we will  get 10 months...of hair and skin picking.....

if their own hunchback gets in  .. heaven help them I have a garden gnome that looks healthier...

as for a GAY Pres... I dont think even AMERIKA is ready for that....a rainbowed colored White House...


maybe just rainbowed colored lights to start off with...


Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin



We'll have President Buttigieg:



[url]https://gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/034/280/170/original/5bc62ce19b46
cc6a.png[/url]


Now now, Bobby, you wait until your Master gets back. He won't be happy with you slagging off his beloved hommer brothers and tranny sisters, he'll be ropeable.

Remember, all are one in love and light, so be at peace, and so be it.

He's going to have to forgive you for this one, you know.



On the contrary dear Karnal,
he shall applaud me for uncovering the secret gay agenda.



[url]https://gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/034/280/170/original/5bc62ce19b46
cc6a.png[/url]



Is America really ready for a First Lady being a man? First Man?

When they kiss I'm sure the social engineers will congratulate themselves while the rest of us reach for  vomit buckets.

Enough insanity - its over, move on. Tolerance works only when its equal.
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Re: Trump's (Fake) Tan
Reply #50 - Feb 11th, 2020 at 6:51am
 
Richdude wrote on Feb 11th, 2020 at 5:18am:
Is America really ready for a First Lady being a man? First Man?

When they kiss I'm sure the social engineers will congratulate themselves while the rest of us reach for  vomit buckets.

Enough insanity - its over, move on. Tolerance works only when its equal.





not so fast I think there is a long way to go with this.. Undecided

a Femi POTUS...would be all about what hes wearing how many sequins...and you and I would have to shut up...or risk the UN dealing with us.

it has to come....the whole world is barking mad   minority groups have already taken over huge slabs of society...

they can say and do what they like.....the rest of us are told to suck it up.....and we do... at least I do...I seriously dont know what else I can do!


if  they elect a cross dressing GAY as Pres......


what the hell can we do???    the demons have proved nothing they can do has dethroned the one they have now.....

and they claim anyone would be better than trump..

so yeah in a way I am hoping Butt......gets in to be honest.. Grin Grin

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Re: Trump's (Fake) Tan
Reply #51 - Feb 11th, 2020 at 9:35am
 
Bobby. wrote on Feb 11th, 2020 at 4:39am:
Karnal wrote on Feb 10th, 2020 at 7:44pm:
Bobby. wrote on Feb 10th, 2020 at 7:35pm:
cods wrote on Feb 10th, 2020 at 6:08pm:
Bobby. wrote on Feb 10th, 2020 at 4:36pm:
Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Feb 10th, 2020 at 12:07pm:
Bobby. wrote on Feb 10th, 2020 at 11:58am:
Have any of you bozos been in a TV studio?

All the news readers have orange makeup on.
Without it skin tones look incorrect.

forgiven
namaste


True, but they don't look so apparently painted on where you can see lines



But the reason is simple -
Trump is always ready to appear on TV with the correct makeup.



is this seriously all the lefties are left to whinge about   omg bobby dont get involved

we will  get 10 months...of hair and skin picking.....

if their own hunchback gets in  .. heaven help them I have a garden gnome that looks healthier...

as for a GAY Pres... I dont think even AMERIKA is ready for that....a rainbowed colored White House...


maybe just rainbowed colored lights to start off with...


Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin



We'll have President Buttigieg:



[url]https://gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/034/280/170/original/5bc62ce19b46
cc6a.png[/url]


Now now, Bobby, you wait until your Master gets back. He won't be happy with you slagging off his beloved hommer brothers and tranny sisters, he'll be ropeable.

Remember, all are one in love and light, so be at peace, and so be it.

He's going to have to forgive you for this one, you know.



On the contrary dear Karnal,
he shall applaud me for uncovering the secret gay agenda.



[url]https://gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/034/280/170/original/5bc62ce19b46
cc6a.png[/url]


Aha. So we've gone from the Reptilians during the Bush/Obama years to the Soddomite followers of Baphomet for the Buttgig campaign.

Should be good. He's most flexible, your Master. Does he work out?
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Re: Trump's (Fake) Tan
Reply #52 - Feb 11th, 2020 at 9:45am
 
cods wrote on Feb 11th, 2020 at 6:51am:
Richdude wrote on Feb 11th, 2020 at 5:18am:
Is America really ready for a First Lady being a man? First Man?

When they kiss I'm sure the social engineers will congratulate themselves while the rest of us reach for  vomit buckets.

Enough insanity - its over, move on. Tolerance works only when its equal.





not so fast I think there is a long way to go with this.. Undecided

a Femi POTUS...would be all about what hes wearing how many sequins...and you and I would have to shut up...or risk the UN dealing with us.

it has to come....the whole world is barking mad   minority groups have already taken over huge slabs of society...

they can say and do what they like.....the rest of us are told to suck it up.....and we do... at least I do...I seriously dont know what else I can do!


It's hard for you, dear, we get that. Not only are you forced to bear Crazy Nancy's designer suits, you must endure a presidential candidate who masturbates to videos like Anal Intrusion, Bad Boys Barebacked, Two Cocks for Every Hole.

We're sent these things to try us, dear, I'm sure.
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Reply #53 - Feb 11th, 2020 at 5:25pm
 
Karnal wrote on Feb 11th, 2020 at 9:35am:
Aha. So we've gone from the Reptilians during the Bush/Obama years to the Soddomite followers of Baphomet for the Buttgig campaign.

Should be good. He's most flexible, your Master. Does he work out?



Looks like master Light has left us for good.
I don't know what he thinks or does.
I'm sure he wouldn't be happy with either reptilians or sodomites.

And as for Baphomet - oh dear - is it the End Times?

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Reply #54 - Feb 12th, 2020 at 9:23am
 
Since we're getting a little off topic, let me help us course correct.

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And just for good measure, another photo from a different angle to show that it wasn't in fact photoshopped, he just has strange smacking makup...

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Reply #55 - Feb 12th, 2020 at 9:33am
 
That is your hero Trumptards...

And no Scoot, it's not some grand marketing plan or a troll on the left, the reality is he's been taking the hair growth medication for so long it's had a lasting effect on his mental health and his appearance is so important because he's such a vacuous loser, and he knows it, that it's all he holds on to.

Given his passion for firing people who don't agree with him, he's surrounded by yes men who don't have the balls to tell him he looks ridiculous.  His best years are well behind him, he'd be better off trying to age gracefully, not a rediculous comb-over and a faker tan than the Gold Coast Sluts.

He's like those women who have had too much plastic surgery and think they not look amazing, but they look like this,

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Every action he takes, decisions he makes, it's all guided, it's all spurred on by his deep-seated insecurities because he doesn't live up to his ego and can't shed the feelings of inadequacy.

There's no plan...

It explains everything, perfectly.

Why he lies so much, why he is a massive hypocrite, my he has no issues breaking the law, etc etc.

His goals are his own and they're all about him and his image so he can continue thinking he's fooling everyone.

That's the only thing worth anything, the distorted and untrue image he projects that dullards like the Trumptards believe, and stubborn old fools who are too deep into Trump that they try to justify with psychobabble and theories of masculinity that don't hold any weight.

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Reply #56 - Feb 12th, 2020 at 12:25pm
 
That's not true, Sad. Mr Trump only fakes the tan to get the leftards wetting their knickers.

Same with all his lies, the Ukraine thing, even Stormy Daniels. It's the new paradigm, and Mr Trump is crushing it. It's all part of the Donald's masterful plan.

That's what the leftards don't understand. If they put all their energy into vibing with Mr Trump, they could win too. It takes 5 years to study Mr Trump and learn how to walk the "narrow path to success".

Okay, Trump University was closed down by the leftards, but you can do your own study by agreeing with everything Mr Trump says and repeating over and over how awesome he is.

If the leftards just did that, they might get somewhere, but oh no, they prefer to get triggered by Mr Trump.

After a while, it gets a bit stale, so Mr Trump has to do more and more outrageous things to trigger them even more. You wait until he tells Putin to release the footage - the leftards will be weeing all over themselves, and there Mr Trump will be, magnanimous, immovable, unshaken, the image of his tanned face being weed on by all those underage girls.

Yes, he might pretend it's all fake news, but he'll secretly have a chuckle with Putin about it while he furiously Tweets about how unfair it is.

And those vibing with Mr Trump's strategy for success will agree with what a great man he is.

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