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Reply #15 - Dec 28th, 2018 at 1:14am
 
Cu Chulainn wrote on Dec 28th, 2018 at 1:07am:
Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Dec 28th, 2018 at 1:00am:
The Reboot wrote on Dec 27th, 2018 at 11:52pm:
Oh please.

I can guarantee there would be plenty of blokes on this forum who wouldn't say no to a little 'Rebel yell'.

She's just in that category where you wouldn't admit it. Wink


As long as it's a yell with wide mouth wide open etc..... **coughs**... and the lights off...

Plenty of blokes with chubbies these days... the Macca's generation has seen to that... fat chicks and skinny guys with little bubs is a clear sign of the lack of genuine good pussy...


Probably why two of my sons married Asian girls, one Nip and one Chink.


because of "genuine good pussy"?
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Reply #16 - Dec 28th, 2018 at 1:16am
 
AiA wrote on Dec 28th, 2018 at 1:14am:
Cu Chulainn wrote on Dec 28th, 2018 at 1:07am:
Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Dec 28th, 2018 at 1:00am:
The Reboot wrote on Dec 27th, 2018 at 11:52pm:
Oh please.

I can guarantee there would be plenty of blokes on this forum who wouldn't say no to a little 'Rebel yell'.

She's just in that category where you wouldn't admit it. Wink


As long as it's a yell with wide mouth wide open etc..... **coughs**... and the lights off...

Plenty of blokes with chubbies these days... the Macca's generation has seen to that... fat chicks and skinny guys with little bubs is a clear sign of the lack of genuine good pussy...


Probably why two of my sons married Asian girls, one Nip and one Chink.


because of "genuine good pussy"?


I haven't asked. Lips Sealed
I would have thought because they are not whales.

edit: Have you told your wife itadakimasu?  Wink
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Reply #17 - Dec 28th, 2018 at 1:20am
 
Cu Chulainn wrote on Dec 28th, 2018 at 1:16am:
edit: Have you told your wife itadakimasu?  Wink


only before I eat  Wink
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Reply #18 - Dec 28th, 2018 at 1:21am
 
Cu Chulainn wrote on Dec 28th, 2018 at 1:07am:
Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Dec 28th, 2018 at 1:00am:
The Reboot wrote on Dec 27th, 2018 at 11:52pm:
Oh please.

I can guarantee there would be plenty of blokes on this forum who wouldn't say no to a little 'Rebel yell'.

She's just in that category where you wouldn't admit it. Wink


As long as it's a yell with wide mouth wide open etc..... **coughs**... and the lights off...

Plenty of blokes with chubbies these days... the Macca's generation has seen to that... fat chicks and skinny guys with little bubs is a clear sign of the lack of genuine good pussy...


Probably why two of my sons married Asian girls, one Nip and one Chink.


I'm thinking of running seminars for women around my age on the dating sites.... get a grip... what man in YOUR age group, love, is going to want YOU, when he could get a 20 yo Asian lass?

So stop all this "I want" and "I expect" .. I get stuff from dating sites and such all the time - some of the femmes have been there for years now without change.... but they never change their demands... I palm them off with "I'm full-time carer for my ex" ... can't see them for dust after that .... no respect for a decent man filled with loyalty etc...

Forty years of smashing men into the ground and they want a billionaire to sweep them off their feet..... billionaires want something no more than 25 .... and Asia is full of sweet little things looking for a lifestyle upgrade....

Ask the national party .....

As for riding the whale... no thanks....
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Reply #19 - Dec 28th, 2018 at 1:23am
 
AiA wrote on Dec 28th, 2018 at 1:20am:
Cu Chulainn wrote on Dec 28th, 2018 at 1:16am:
edit: Have you told your wife itadakimasu?  Wink


only before I eat  Wink


As you should! Grin
Bon appetit!
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Reply #20 - Dec 28th, 2018 at 1:28am
 
Cu Chulainn wrote on Dec 28th, 2018 at 1:23am:
AiA wrote on Dec 28th, 2018 at 1:20am:
Cu Chulainn wrote on Dec 28th, 2018 at 1:16am:
edit: Have you told your wife itadakimasu?  Wink


only before I eat  Wink


As you should! Grin
Bon appetit!


Humbly received...... you do me honour with good meal....

Heeey - I pulled a 5217:1 shot tonight... ex wanted to hit the pokies at the club - I lifted $2 from her in single coins and fed a machine - playing $0.01 I got the mini jackpot of $52.17 ...

Five thousand, two hundred, and seventeen to one.... what a hit!  Buys a case of beer... for next week...
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Reply #21 - Dec 28th, 2018 at 1:32am
 
Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Dec 28th, 2018 at 1:28am:
Cu Chulainn wrote on Dec 28th, 2018 at 1:23am:
AiA wrote on Dec 28th, 2018 at 1:20am:
Cu Chulainn wrote on Dec 28th, 2018 at 1:16am:
edit: Have you told your wife itadakimasu?  Wink


only before I eat  Wink


As you should! Grin
Bon appetit!


Humbly received...... you do me honour with good meal....


"I'm going to eat you." Wink
Don't be so proper.
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Reply #22 - Dec 28th, 2018 at 6:00am
 
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Reply #23 - Dec 28th, 2018 at 6:26am
 
AiA wrote on Dec 28th, 2018 at 12:59am:
The Reboot wrote on Dec 27th, 2018 at 11:52pm:
Oh please.

I can guarantee there would be plenty of blokes on this forum who wouldn't say no to a little 'Rebel yell'.

She's just in that category where you wouldn't admit it. Wink


I have never been a chubby chaser and Reb is way beyond just chubby.




When they said she was big I didn't think they meant big.
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Reply #24 - Dec 28th, 2018 at 6:40am
 
There is a real problem with Aussie women today.

They seem to think the fact that they have pussy, they can dictate anything they want, and not have to contribute at all.

The women in my office complain continually about their husbands .
Not earning enough
Not attractive enough
Not smart enough etc etc

Then you look at them
Definitely not attractive, a little effort could make a couple acceptable, but never attractive.
They barely work enough, getting them to do even a simple task is like asking them to commit murder.
And as for smarts, well, I'd be very reluctant to ask them to do anything even mildly challenging.

This has been the case in many businesses I have worked.
There are exceptions of course, one office has a lovely young girl who works hard, is smart and looks after herself.
And she has a loving , smart and attractive husband.
The other shelas in that office hate her. Jealously.

I'm just glad I married a country girl who is both attractive and smart.
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I HAVE A DREAM
A WONDERFUL, PEACEFUL, BEAUTIFUL DREAM.
A DREAM OF A WORLD THAT HAS NEVER KNOWN ISLAM
A DREAM OF A WORLD FREE FROM THE HORRORS OF ISLAM.

SUCH A WONDERFUL DREAM
O HOW I WISH IT WERE TRU
 
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Reply #25 - Dec 28th, 2018 at 8:13am
 
Most men have had a Rebel somewhere in their lifetime.

Most men know one cant hair can tow a whole ship.

As for the Japanese no matter how tired they are  they make everything an art form that has to be perfected even sex from coitus to foot, hand, and head jobs, hardworking and willing to please.

Japanese penis festival

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Reply #26 - Dec 28th, 2018 at 1:07pm
 
Cu Chulainn wrote on Dec 28th, 2018 at 1:32am:
Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Dec 28th, 2018 at 1:28am:
Cu Chulainn wrote on Dec 28th, 2018 at 1:23am:
AiA wrote on Dec 28th, 2018 at 1:20am:
Cu Chulainn wrote on Dec 28th, 2018 at 1:16am:
edit: Have you told your wife itadakimasu?  Wink


only before I eat  Wink


As you should! Grin
Bon appetit!


Humbly received...... you do me honour with good meal....


"I'm going to eat you." Wink
Don't be so proper.


We mere males do obeisance.. as is meet....... whenever you eat this and drink this, do so in remembrance of she ....... Jesus said something like that, but it was misquoted as is much in the bible.... and *coughs* certain other books...
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Reply #27 - Dec 28th, 2018 at 1:10pm
 
Ajax wrote on Dec 28th, 2018 at 8:13am:
Most men have had a Rebel somewhere in their lifetime.

Most men know one cant hair can tow a whole ship.

As for the Japanese no matter how tired they are  they make everything an art form that has to be perfected even sex from coitus to foot, hand, and head jobs, hardworking and willing to please.

Japanese penis festival

https://i.ibb.co/ZhKg7WD/Jappenisfestival.jpg


You can buy penis-shaped hand soap ejectors.... just wrap hand around and pull down and out the top hole pops the hand soap..... *mind boggles* ...

Those would go down well at a slutwalk.....
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Reply #28 - Dec 28th, 2018 at 1:23pm
 
Cu Chulainn wrote on Dec 28th, 2018 at 12:13am:
The Reboot wrote on Dec 27th, 2018 at 11:52pm:
Oh please.

I can guarantee there would be plenty of blokes on this forum who wouldn't say no to a little 'Rebel yell'.

She's just in that category where you wouldn't admit it. Wink


You never know! From this quarter though I can assure you I wouldn't compete with you, you win.


I would probably have a crack at it after a few Bundy rums.

I might need to peg the folds out of the way, though..
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Reply #29 - Dec 28th, 2018 at 1:24pm
 
Valkie wrote on Dec 28th, 2018 at 6:40am:
There is a real problem with Aussie women today.

They seem to think the fact that they have pussy, they can dictate anything they want, and not have to contribute at all.

The women in my office complain continually about their husbands .
Not earning enough
Not attractive enough
Not smart enough etc etc

Then you look at them
Definitely not attractive, a little effort could make a couple acceptable, but never attractive.
They barely work enough, getting them to do even a simple task is like asking them to commit murder.
And as for smarts, well, I'd be very reluctant to ask them to do anything even mildly challenging.

This has been the case in many businesses I have worked.
There are exceptions of course, one office has a lovely young girl who works hard, is smart and looks after herself.
And she has a loving , smart and attractive husband.
The other shelas in that office hate her. Jealously.

I'm just glad I married a country girl who is both attractive and smart.


The Australian woman is dumb and annoying.

All they care about is how many likes on Facebook they receive a day and how tight their yoga pants are.

Wonder if Reb owns a pair?
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