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JollyGreenGiant Full Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 152	Re: Did Humans Evolve From Apes? Reply #30 - Dec 25^th, 2018 at 5:07pm YUCK! Imagine this .... a BLACK penis .... YUCK!
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 55130 Gender:	Re: Did Humans Evolve From Apes? Reply #31 - Dec 25^th, 2018 at 5:23pm JollyGreenGiant wrote on Dec 25^th, 2018 at 5:07pm: YUCK! Imagine this .... a BLACK penis .... YUCK! Er, well... umm, I wasn't actually imagining anything along those Lines... madam.
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Paul Onions Junior Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 58	Re: Did Humans Evolve From Apes? Reply #32 - Dec 25^th, 2018 at 6:14pm JollyGreenGiant wrote on Dec 25^th, 2018 at 5:07pm: YUCK! Imagine this .... a BLACK penis .... YUCK! What about an albino negro with a big white cock?
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 55130 Gender:	Re: Did Humans Evolve From Apes? Reply #33 - Dec 25^th, 2018 at 7:12pm The Jolly Green Neferti loves any kind of phallacy thrown her way.
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Aussie Gold Member Online OzPolitic Posts: 39660 Gender:	Re: Did Humans Evolve From Apes? Reply #34 - Dec 25^th, 2018 at 7:17pm Jasin wrote on Dec 25^th, 2018 at 7:12pm: The Jolly Green Neferti loves any kind of phallacy thrown her way. What makes you think JGG is Neferti?
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Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 89695 Proud Old White Australian Man Gender:	Re: Did Humans Evolve From Apes? Reply #35 - Dec 25^th, 2018 at 7:36pm Humans evolved from toads and many remain that way today... With Rh- blood and photosensitivity, I'm descended from stranded aliens
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Re: Did Humans Evolve From Apes?
Reply #37 - Dec 25^th, 2018 at 9:39pm

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Dec 25^th, 2018 at 7:36pm:

Humans evolved from toads and many remain that way today...

With Rh- blood and photosensitivity, I'm descended from stranded aliens Shocked

You're aliens were stranded here?
Well my Aliens came here because they sold this planet to someone else. They didn't own it originally, but everything needs to be sold eventually. Just like Australia.

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freediver Gold Member Online www.ozpolitic.com Posts: 52175 At my desk.	Re: Did Humans Evolve From Apes? Reply #38 - Dec 25^th, 2018 at 9:57pm The question you are really asking is, was the common ancestor an ape. It's a semantic question. The only sensible answer is yes. Otherwise you are claiming that different lineages evolved into apes multiple times. Whatever features we have in common that you use to define apes, the common ancestor must have had them.
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Reply #39 - Dec 25^th, 2018 at 10:08pm

freediver wrote on Dec 25^th, 2018 at 9:57pm:

The question you are really asking is, was the common ancestor an ape. It's a semantic question. The only sensible answer is yes. Otherwise you are claiming that different lineages evolved into apes multiple times. Whatever features we have in common that you use to define apes, the common ancestor must have had them.

So you're now saying that if the Common Ancestor is indeed an Ape, then our 'modern' relatives of Gorilla, Chimp, Orangutang, gibbon, etc - can not be 'Apes' for they are now 'different' to the original ancestor of us both as we are also.

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rhino Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 17179 Gender:	Re: Did Humans Evolve From Apes? Reply #40 - Dec 25^th, 2018 at 11:29pm 'Evolve from apes?" . We are apes.
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Re: Did Humans Evolve From Apes?
Reply #41 - Dec 26^th, 2018 at 12:31am

Jasin wrote on Dec 25^th, 2018 at 10:08pm:

freediver wrote on Dec 25^th, 2018 at 9:57pm:

The question you are really asking is, was the common ancestor an ape. It's a semantic question. The only sensible answer is yes. Otherwise you are claiming that different lineages evolved into apes multiple times. Whatever features we have in common that you use to define apes, the common ancestor must have had them.

So you're now saying that if the Common Ancestor is indeed an Ape, then our 'modern' relatives of Gorilla, Chimp, Orangutang, gibbon, etc - can not be 'Apes' for they are now 'different' to the original ancestor of us both as we are also.

No.

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Reply #42 - Dec 26^th, 2018 at 5:50am

Bobby. wrote on Dec 25^th, 2018 at 8:09am:

Valkie wrote on Dec 25^th, 2018 at 7:48am:

Just look at any Somali or Sudanese

There is the missing link right there.

In perhaps a few hundred generations they could even be human

So - do you think the Somalis or Sudanese are closer
to our common ancestors - the apes?

No

They are apes, or probably monkeys.

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Re: Did Humans Evolve From Apes?
Reply #43 - Dec 26^th, 2018 at 7:59am

freediver wrote on Dec 25^th, 2018 at 9:57pm:

The question you are really asking is, was the common ancestor an ape. It's a semantic question. The only sensible answer is yes. Otherwise you are claiming that different lineages evolved into apes multiple times. Whatever features we have in common that you use to define apes, the common ancestor must have had them.

What about a voice box?
Apes can't talk.

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Re: Did Humans Evolve From Apes?
Reply #44 - Dec 26^th, 2018 at 8:26am

Bobby. wrote on Dec 26^th, 2018 at 7:59am:

freediver wrote on Dec 25^th, 2018 at 9:57pm:

The question you are really asking is, was the common ancestor an ape. It's a semantic question. The only sensible answer is yes. Otherwise you are claiming that different lineages evolved into apes multiple times. Whatever features we have in common that you use to define apes, the common ancestor must have had them.

What about a voice box?
Apes can't talk.

If you want to define apes that way, then we are not apes. It's an unusual definition in biology though.

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